re: What are some weird things your dog does?

she's a greyhound. all things she does are weird. she's got the personality of a horse more than a dog.

a) The phantom possum. we saw a possum in the backyard about a month ago. she's been obsessed with staring out the living room windows at night. and when we let her out. she sprints to the back fence. jumps almost to the top. then runs back and forth looking for it.

b) last night with all the weather in houston she didn't sleep well. so she's been in a coma all day today at home.

c) she will also stand in the afternoons or at night right next to you until you ask her or tell her to lay on the couch. the 4 inch memory foam bed she has isn't good enough anymore.

d) she will bark, growl, and get completely turned inside out in regards to the old asian mail lady and the neigbor's yard man. but when it comes to strangers or the yappy chihuahua's next door. doesn't GAF.

e) stopped eating the kibble she's eaten for 3 years because on Saturday's we crack an egg in it. Now she only excepts raw egg and kibble.

f) not exactly my dog. my gf's. she had her a year before i met them. we live together now and the dog is obsessed with me. so every morning, the gf get's up at 5:30AM to put on a pot of coffee and let her out (to possum hunt mainly -_-). She eats. She pisses. She shits. Then the gf lets her back in. She sprints from the living room to the bedroom. Jumps on the bed and stands over me until i wake up. Nothing like waking up to a 85lb greyhound with shite breath pouncing on you.

g) as mentioned above. she eats her own shite sometimes. so since we live in a Houston suburb, there's no ditch to throw it into. So we've designated a "shite bush". we throw all her 1lb'ers in there and set up a little wire fence around it.

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I choose your kids

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To get cancer? Because it sounds like you wish they get cancer. That's pretty screwed up. I never wished ill upon your kids like you did mine.

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So, you'd kill your dog before you'd kill any person?

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Yes. Every day. All day.

How is this even a question?

Even a "proven" murderer. How can you consider otherwise? You certainly aren't a Christian.

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Yes. Every day. All day.

How is this even a question?

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Convicted pedophile
Known Terrorist
Convicted Racist
Convicted Serial Killer


You'd choose them before your dog?

In the mornings only, my half retarded boxer takes a bite of food then walks into another room and scatters it all over the floor. He'll then go to each individual piece and throw it up in the air. He'll catch maybe 1/10. He eats normal at the end of the day. He also has a high pitched scream/cry when he wants to play fight/wrestle. He's also the fastest dog in the world, of all time.

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You certainly aren't a Christian.

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Is it the christian thing to do to hope someone's kids get cancer?

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Any one of these people could and have been acquitted latter. It is the reason I do not agree with the death penalty. You can't undo killing someone.

And yes, I would chose a person before a dog. No matter what. Every time. A human life if worth more than a dog. I am shocked that this is even up for discussion.

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My dogs life is worth more to me than 99% of the world's population including every cop, but it is still a dog. But if you kick my dog, you have best believe that I'm going to kick your arse and then sue the shite out of you. If my dog jumps on your kid I will discipline her just like we would expect you to discipline your kid if they were aggravating me.

paper towel rolls scare my dog.

I brought a fathead home with my head all blown up in a yardstick, and I thought he died of a heart attack. He ran to the door to see me, and I pulled the fathead out, and he ran in place like Scooby Doo, and almost killed himself getting away.

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What is next? Your goldfish over a starving Indian child? What is the difference between that and your dog?

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Because I've said I'd choose my dog over all people, right? You seem to really struggle with keeping up with simple conversations.....

The only person speaking in absolutes here is you.