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re: What are some weird things your dog does?

Posted on 3/9/16 at 4:17 pm to
Posted by DatNolaClap
New Orleans
Member since Mar 2015
1842 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 4:17 pm to
I feel like Artie is the kind of guy that's puts peanut butter on his dog's balls and licks it off.
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 4:22 pm to
You guys are right. In wrong. Dogs are more important than people.
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
30237 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 4:23 pm to
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Dogs are more important than people.


Not all people. Just your kids
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 4:24 pm to
Is that funny?
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
35677 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 4:24 pm to
quote:

You guys are right. In wrong. Dogs are more important than people.



Glad you've seen the light.
Posted by DatNolaClap
New Orleans
Member since Mar 2015
1842 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 4:26 pm to
I don't think you have to worry about your kids anymore. I'm sure they are so fricked in the head from your parenting, that they're too far gone.
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
30237 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 4:28 pm to
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Is that funny?


I certainly think so
Posted by AUTimbo
Member since Sep 2011
2884 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 4:35 pm to
Our Maltipoo has to back his arse up to something before taking a dump. After the required three spins in place he proceeds to poop in a bush, against a fire hydrant or streetlight or even better, a fence. I chit you not.
Mind you he has to have his rear so pushed up against the fence that in the case of chain link fences his poop actually lands on the other side of the fence.

Also drags his food out of the bowl to eat all over the house. Grabs a mouthful, walks 20-30 ft away and dumps it out on the floor, rug, what-have-you. Proceeds to eat about half of it and then heads back for another shovel full.

Crazy little mutt...we love him like crazy though.
This post was edited on 3/9/16 at 4:36 pm
Posted by Easye921
Mobile
Member since Jan 2013
2362 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 4:36 pm to
My 6 yr old great Dane will let my other dog lay next to me in the couch all day until she see me go get the blanket. She immediately stops whatever she's doing to come get underneath it and take a nap. If the other dog wont get up then she will just plop her fat arse on top of him until he gets the point.
Posted by SportTiger1
Stonewall, LA
Member since Feb 2007
28505 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 4:38 pm to
My beagle found a mouse under the lawn mower 4 years ago while it was raining. Now, every time it rains she HAS to go out and check the mower to see if he's still there.

He's not, you ate him!
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
30237 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 4:39 pm to
We have a 4 month old puppy at our house now.

Every time....EVERY TIME...I put out a bowl of water for her, she just has to throw her two front paws into the air as high as she can, and they always come down onto the edge of the bowl and get water everywhere.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59897 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 4:39 pm to
I'm with you Artie. Stomp them dogs out if they aren't on a leash.


Keep your pets on a leash and they won't taste my boot
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
15567 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 5:11 pm to
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To you. But you aren't that selfish. You understand that while your dog means that much to YOU, it doesn't mean that much to the world. That a child is worth far more.


Legally, children aren't worth anything. Dogs can and do have legal monetary value. If you want to go the illegal route, there are a lot of dogs worth far more than 3rd world children.
Posted by Deege
Member since Dec 2007
846 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 5:12 pm to
quote:

What are some weird things your dog does?



Smoke rings.
Posted by biohzrd
Central City
Member since Jan 2010
5617 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 5:15 pm to
Challenge accepted!!! I absolutely dare you to kick one of my dogs in the teeth, punt them, or try and prove dominance over them. My Dogo's are awesome family dogs, and I would trust them with anyone.

At the same time I know for a fact you couldn't handle a 120lb Dogo. I dare you to try and "kick the teeth out" of one of my dogs.
Posted by SanFranTiger
Dallas, TX
Member since Sep 2003
4918 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 6:11 pm to
My Australian Cattle Dog mix will tear zippers and buttons off of everything. My poor sofa cushions have had it. Along with any pillow, any shirt he can get to.

I think he likes to tear the zippers off so that he can then sit inside the pillow case.

Love my Dewey. Little shite.
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28633 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 6:32 pm to
Can you post a pic of him?
Posted by KCMIZSEC
Member since Sep 2013
2199 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 6:58 pm to
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remember when I was enjoying a lighthearted thread about dumb things dogs do....then this Artie guy came in and started poking everyone with a stick and whined when people poked back. Now, I has the sad.


This. I was traveling today and getting a lot of entertainment from some of the stories people were sharing, then captain dickwad came in and started shitting all over everything. Thanks captain dickwad. You sound like an insufferable a-hole who is anything but pleasant to be around.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 3/9/16 at 7:04 pm to
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This post was edited on 1/16/21 at 4:13 pm
Posted by offshoretrash
Farmerville, La
Member since Aug 2008
10183 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 7:59 pm to
My BMC will kick the water bowl and bark at you when he wants water which is normally around 4am. He will get in your face and bark when he wants to go outside. If I am on the computer the he will lay his head on your leg and look up at you and grunt, if you do not respond he will bark at you. If you call his name when he is laying down and doesn't want to be bothered he will let out a moan. He is a very vocal dog.
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