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re: What are some life lessons about women that you learned the hard way.?
Posted on 4/20/24 at 3:53 pm to TygerTyger
Posted on 4/20/24 at 3:53 pm to TygerTyger
Women view life as their rich and unique emotional journey. Men don't have the luxury or the inclination. Women's emotions, as you know, are the ENTIRE POINT and change with the wind. We are expected to quietly and supportively endure this, and even more so, protect them, because we know that that emotional dysregulation is just part of the deal. Successful men get this, while people like me just stick forks in our eyes before sticking our head in the oven and ending it all in a torrent of loud WTF vocalizations. 
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Posted on 4/20/24 at 3:54 pm to Ghandi
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What are some life lessons about women that you learned the hard way.?
No means No but sometimes it means yes but only in certain situations and you're supposed to know it ahead of time.
Posted on 4/20/24 at 3:55 pm to chinhoyang
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My last year of college, I date a nice looking Italian girl. We got along, and she was wild in the sack but a little crazy. But, I moved on for a redhead. It would have been a life lesson had I stayed with the Italian girl, because she got married and gained at least 100 pounds (likely closer to 150).
From Italian to Redhead ?
That's going from passionate/fiery to Soulless/Crazy.
Dated redheads, they're fun but sleep with one eye open.
This post was edited on 4/20/24 at 4:01 pm
Posted on 4/20/24 at 3:55 pm to Lsupimp
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Women view life as their rich and unique emotional journey. Men don't have the luxury or the inclination. Women's emotions, as you know, are the ENTIRE POINT and change with the wind. We are expected to quietly and supportively endure this, and even more so, protect them, because we know that that emotional dysregulation is just part of the deal. Successful men get this, while people like me just stick forks in our eyes before sticking our head in the oven and ending it all in a torrent of loud WTF vocalizations.
Posted on 4/20/24 at 3:58 pm to Ghandi
They NEVER forget anything
Posted on 4/20/24 at 4:00 pm to Ghandi
They hardly ever put gas in the car or truck.
Posted on 4/20/24 at 4:00 pm to Ghandi
If she isn't happy, and she can't figure out why she isn't happy, then it isn't incumbent upon you to try and figure it out. Your job isn't to be more than you are to try and keep her happy. Period.
If she has friends that are miserable, she will be miserable too and do whatever her friends tell her to do.
So glad I found one that doesn't listen to her friends (especially the miserable ones) and also flat out said that if she's not happy, it most likely isn't my problem to solve.
If she has friends that are miserable, she will be miserable too and do whatever her friends tell her to do.
So glad I found one that doesn't listen to her friends (especially the miserable ones) and also flat out said that if she's not happy, it most likely isn't my problem to solve.
Posted on 4/20/24 at 4:01 pm to bad93ex
If you are in bed and a woman says "ick I don't do that" she means "ick I don't do that with you". It's time to move on with this one.
If a woman makes a value statement about you while dating, like "Pimp you are the most charming man ever and I love you more than I have ever loved any man" remember to add the words "I feel this way right now but am likely to feel differently in five minutes" to the sentence.
If a woman makes a value statement about you while dating, like "Pimp you are the most charming man ever and I love you more than I have ever loved any man" remember to add the words "I feel this way right now but am likely to feel differently in five minutes" to the sentence.
Posted on 4/20/24 at 4:08 pm to Ghandi
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If you break up with an Italian girl, don't do it in person.
Do it over the phone, preferably from a different zip code.
They're beautiful, they're passionate, but God help you when you break up with one.
Having lived in Italy for years on several occasions I can honestly say ... it all depends upon from which region in Italy that she hails. Umbria and south of there .... yeah.
Toscana and north of there, no.
No worse than Irish women and Scots Irish women. Not talking about red heads mind you. Less than 1% of 1% of women on this earth are red heads btw.
Women are like men .... there's good ones and bad ones. The old cliche about women are rarely wrong is true and it only gets worse as they get older.
Women are worse liars than men.
Women are catty and gossipy and they bring chaos and destruction to pretty much everything they touch eventually.
And bitches should have never been granted the Right to Vote.
But dayum, God Bless'em ..... they're so cute and sweet at times and I love my daughters and granddaughters.
Posted on 4/20/24 at 4:10 pm to Ghandi
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The sad truth is that women never marry the men that they lust after.
You got lots of downvotes on ur post because the truth hurts, and it especially hurts a lot of the guys who post here, and hits very close to home for them .
But:
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She lusts after the mailman
I dont know about all that.. ive never heard of that one, but i guess anything is possible ..
Posted on 4/20/24 at 4:10 pm to Ghandi
That you can’t win a woman’s heart. That’s a romantic Hollywood myth. No amount of flowers, effort or romantic gestures will move her a single whit. Either she’s attracted to you or she isn’t, and if it’s the latter, you’re just wasting your time.
Posted on 4/20/24 at 4:17 pm to BK Lounge
I think he missed his shot. It's not that they don't marry the men they lust after (they clearly do) it's that if they can't find that man they will settle for a man with reasonably good genes who hits all the long-term family requirements. I'd tell any man to only proceed if she has genuine burning desire for you. I couldn't even imagine what that would feel like at the genesis of a relationship. Sounds soul crushing.
Posted on 4/20/24 at 4:44 pm to BK Lounge
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The sad truth is that women never marry the men that they lust after.
You got lots of downvotes on ur post because the truth hurts, and it especially hurts a lot of the guys who post here, and hits very close to home for them .
Men are hesitant to get married because they don't want to give up their freedom, their access to other women, and the responsibility of raising a family.
But when a man finally caves to the pressure he thinks "Well, at least I'll have a sexual partner locked down and can get some whenever I want".
Little does he know that marriage is the end of sex, at least real sex.
There is a reason that there are a million jokes about "Wedding cake being the only food that kills a woman's libido", and the old "if you put a penny in a jar for every time you had sex prior to marriage (or in the first year of marriage for those that waited), and took a penny out of the jar for every time you had sex the rest of your life, you would never empty the jar".
There are a million of those jokes/sayings because they are true.
Posted on 4/20/24 at 4:46 pm to DesScorp
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That you can’t win a woman’s heart. That’s a romantic Hollywood myth. No amount of flowers, effort or romantic gestures will move her a single whit. Either she’s attracted to you or she isn’t, and if it’s the latter, you’re just wasting your time
You can't negotiate attraction.
She either has lust for you or she doesn't.
Posted on 4/20/24 at 4:52 pm to Ghandi
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when a man finally caves to the pressure he thinks "Well, at least I'll have a sexual partner locked down and can get some whenever I want".
I gotta think that , in 2024, anyone who is at least paying even half-attention has to know that isnt the case, right ? Or am i giving the average guy way too much credit ??
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There is a reason that there are a million jokes about "Wedding cake being the only food that kills a woman's libido",………….. There are a million of those jokes/sayings because they are true.
Yep.. i guess some dudes keep getting married because they think guys are just making those jokes up, as if they are fictional.. everyone knows that there is ‘a lot of truth in jest’.. then you’ll hear “blah blah society this, statistics show that, marriage is good for blah blah”… Fine, yall keep getting into these sexless marriages and eventually losing half ur shite becuase “it’s good for society .”
Posted on 4/20/24 at 5:08 pm to BK Lounge
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She lusts after the mailman
I dont know about all that.. ive never heard of that one, but i guess anything is possible ..
A woman I know told me that she orders things that she doesn't need/want because she thinks the UPS driver is hot.
And that if she saw the UPS truck pull up she would throw on something sexy/skimpy
Women do this sheet all the time, and husbands are clueless.
Posted on 4/20/24 at 5:13 pm to Ghandi
Good point, i guess ‘mailman’ makes me think of USPS , ie Cliff Clavin (yes i am ancient) as opposed to UPS…. But yeah i think women getting with the UPS guy is a real thing .
Posted on 4/20/24 at 5:14 pm to loogaroo
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They are like elephants. They never forget and can pull that shite out of memory anytime at any age.
Mom still gets so mad her face turns red and her hands shake remembering the bad haircut she got when we lived in Tampa (3years). I turned 3 a couple of months after we moved there. I turn 60 in a couple more months.
Posted on 4/20/24 at 5:43 pm to TygerTyger
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You can make them happy but you can’t keep them happy.
When a woman is happy for too long she begins to find reasons to be unhappy. It’s fricking weird and I’ll never understand it
When I was a teenager my neighbor, an old married guy, told me "Don't get married. It's better to make a lot of women happy than one woman miserable".
I told him that I didn't understand.
He said "It's easy to make women happy for a while, Impossible to make them happy forever"
This post was edited on 4/20/24 at 5:46 pm
Posted on 4/20/24 at 5:47 pm to Ghandi
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When I was a teenager my neighbor, an old married guy, told me "Don't get married. It's better to make a lot of women happy than one woman miserable". I didn't understand. He said "It's easy to make a woman happy for a while, Impossible to make them happy forever
Man.. so much truth in those simple words.. Powerful stuff.. i just bookmarked that, and also emailed it to myself so i wont forget .. thanks, seriously .
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