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re: We've had a law firm move in next door to our office
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:37 pm to Jim Rockford
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:37 pm to Jim Rockford
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What a tedious, soul-killing profession.
Move to strike.
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Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:38 pm to Jim Rockford
You can't kill your soul if you never had one, Jim.
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:40 pm to LucasP
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That will come in handy in case...... actually it won't come in handy ever. Lawyers don't solve problems, they create them.
actually I have a law firm next to my office and the paralegals notarize shite for free for me all the time.....comes in very handy
I can also talk them into writing a demand letter for me when necessary...again free of charge
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:45 pm to tgrbaitn08
So notary and legal communication, neat. But my bigger point was that neither of those services would be necessary were it not for our unnecessarily complicated and inefficient legal system which was made that way by, you guessed it, lawyers. frick that non contributing profession.
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:46 pm to Jim Rockford
Better than a Title Max or tattoo parlor moving in next door.
I guess.
I guess.
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:48 pm to LucasP
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So notary and legal communication, neat. But my bigger point was that neither of those services would be necessary were it not for our unnecessarily complicated and inefficient legal system which was made that way by, you guessed it, lawyers. frick that non contributing profession.
I'm just glad the general public can't read for shite, I'd probably be out of a job otherwise
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:48 pm to LucasP
you want me to sue someone about this butthurt you've been afflicted with? I'll give you the OT homie discount of my fee being 70% of your total recovery. 
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:49 pm to LucasP
LucasP, lawyers are just regular people like you, only smarter and better than you.
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:51 pm to boosiebadazz
I'm afraid there's no one to sue, my gripe with the profession is more philosophical than personal. But if any of the Athenian orators who started this shite get resurrected, I'll take them to court.
And just for the record, BB, you're one of the good ones.
And just for the record, BB, you're one of the good ones.
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:52 pm to Jim Rockford
I was pre law in undergrad until I started working in a firm with 90 attorneys for a college job. I eventually learned it wasn't for me. Who gives a shite about a good paycheck if you have no time and are too stressed to enjoy it? I guess that's why they drank so much.
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:53 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
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like you, only smarter and better than you.
I've done better at Jeopardy than every lawyer I've seen on that show, and I've seen at least like three.
LucasP brains > lawyer brains.
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:53 pm to phutureisyic
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They usually have hot secretaries and assistants so at least you'll have something to look at.
Ha. No they don't.
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:54 pm to Jim Rockford
Well those soulless bastards are making the world a safer place by changing industry standards. For example, they will be making Popeyes put both a knife and a spork in their drive thru chicken orders so that the one slack jawed douche in Missisippi who eats fried chicken with utensils doesn't choke on his chicken.
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:54 pm to facher08
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Ha. No they don't.
The better the law firm the worse the talent
Because hot secretaries and paralegals are usually awful at their jobs
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:58 pm to LucasP
good to know. And I'd relish the opportunity to get verbally dickslapped by Aristotle 
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:59 pm to TheIndulger
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high tier firms like Morris Bart
I know this has been addressed, but god damn.
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:59 pm to facher08
You must have visited a defense firm
Posted on 11/3/16 at 1:12 pm to boosiebadazz
Or you can handle the matter yourself and see how far you get with the insurance company
Posted on 11/3/16 at 1:25 pm to LucasP
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So notary and legal communication, neat. But my bigger point was that neither of those services would be necessary were it not for our unnecessarily complicated and inefficient legal system which was made that way by, you guessed it, lawyers. frick that non contributing profession.
"There was a small town that from the time of its founding had never had a lawyer then one day one moved there and opened a office, a year later there were 15."
Posted on 11/3/16 at 1:27 pm to lsu2006
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You sound like you know what you're talking about.
You're actually right, I don't know what I'm talking about. I just figured it was a sought after place to work since he's pretty much the most well known billboard lawyer in Louisiana
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