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Welp....here's a new one with the SO
Posted on 1/7/17 at 3:13 pm
Posted on 1/7/17 at 3:13 pm
My gf and I have been home all day and having a great time. Cuddled on the couch, watching TV, enjoying a perfect lazy Saturday.
So, in the almost year together I noticed from the outset that she holds her fork like a neanderthal. It's like a caveman holding some sort of prehistoric digging tool. I was eating a meal so thought I would casually address this. I told her that I wanted to talk to her about how to properly hold a utensil for when we go to restaurants in teh future. Heaven help me..she immdiately got up and went to the bedroom and didnt' want to talk. I stood outside the door and said we should be adults and talk instead of just ignoring. That didn't work. So then she gets in her car and leaves to go drive around.
I FULLY realize that women are fricking insane, but have yall dealt with anything remotely similar? Shhould I have just kept my mouth shut and let her hold forks like a 3 year old our whole lives? I approached it as delicately and nicely as I possibly could have.
So, in the almost year together I noticed from the outset that she holds her fork like a neanderthal. It's like a caveman holding some sort of prehistoric digging tool. I was eating a meal so thought I would casually address this. I told her that I wanted to talk to her about how to properly hold a utensil for when we go to restaurants in teh future. Heaven help me..she immdiately got up and went to the bedroom and didnt' want to talk. I stood outside the door and said we should be adults and talk instead of just ignoring. That didn't work. So then she gets in her car and leaves to go drive around.
I FULLY realize that women are fricking insane, but have yall dealt with anything remotely similar? Shhould I have just kept my mouth shut and let her hold forks like a 3 year old our whole lives? I approached it as delicately and nicely as I possibly could have.
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Posted on 1/7/17 at 3:14 pm to NeverToYield
How much she weigh?
Posted on 1/7/17 at 3:14 pm to NeverToYield
bad idea man you fricked up bigly
Posted on 1/7/17 at 3:15 pm to NeverToYield
Too bad I've already forked her
For real tho it's a fricking fork dude it doesn't matter
For real tho it's a fricking fork dude it doesn't matter
This post was edited on 1/7/17 at 3:16 pm
Posted on 1/7/17 at 3:15 pm to SmackoverHawg
quote:
How much she weigh?
Normal amount for a regular adult..like 120 or so.
Posted on 1/7/17 at 3:15 pm to NeverToYield
quote:
I FULLY realize that women are fricking insane, but have yall dealt with anything remotely similar?
Yes. I her reaction tells me she wants some new shoes.
Posted on 1/7/17 at 3:16 pm to NeverToYield
You should think about a career in crisis management, like being a hostage negotiator.
PS: Pics of her?
PS: Pics of her?
This post was edited on 1/7/17 at 3:17 pm
Posted on 1/7/17 at 3:16 pm to NeverToYield
Choose your battles, dumbass.
How stupid! That's the kind of stuff that makes women feel like they can't do anything right.
Is she great otherwise? Ok. Who cares. Make sure you teach your kids how to hold their utensils, not her.
How stupid! That's the kind of stuff that makes women feel like they can't do anything right.
Is she great otherwise? Ok. Who cares. Make sure you teach your kids how to hold their utensils, not her.
Posted on 1/7/17 at 3:16 pm to NeverToYield
I try to live my married life by the "hill to die on" method............
that ain't a hill to die on.
that ain't a hill to die on.
Posted on 1/7/17 at 3:16 pm to NeverToYield
Down vote for saying "cuddled"... 
Posted on 1/7/17 at 3:17 pm to NeverToYield
Do you tell her to fold her clothes or brush her teeth in a certain way too?
Why the hell does it matter how she holds her fork??
Why the hell does it matter how she holds her fork??
Posted on 1/7/17 at 3:17 pm to NeverToYield
It means you haven't affirmed her in enough other areas to critique her this area. Shame on you. Do better. Women are ok with critiques if you've built them up enough.
Posted on 1/7/17 at 3:18 pm to NeverToYield
How does she not know how to hold a fork properly? That would bother the hell out of me and I'm far from OCD.
Posted on 1/7/17 at 3:18 pm to NeverToYield
So you don't love her anymore?
Posted on 1/7/17 at 3:18 pm to NeverToYield
You waited a year to address this?
Wtf
Wtf
Posted on 1/7/17 at 3:18 pm to NeverToYield
you dumbass. Pics?
Posted on 1/7/17 at 3:18 pm to NeverToYield
Give her chopsticks.
Posted on 1/7/17 at 3:19 pm to northshorebamaman
Well you are from the Northshore. Everything bothers you
Posted on 1/7/17 at 3:20 pm to NeverToYield
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I told her that I wanted to talk to her about how to properly hold a utensil for when we go to restaurants in teh future.
Is she 8? Because if you used that phrasing I can see why she's upset.
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