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Wellness Exam Tomorrow
Posted on 6/16/20 at 7:38 pm
Posted on 6/16/20 at 7:38 pm
can what I eat tonight affect my wellness exam tomorrow? They told me to fast after midnight....bot I’ve got a hankering for a cheeseburger. Can what I eat tonight affect my labs even I fast as they recommend?
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Posted on 6/16/20 at 7:39 pm to Spankum
drink bleach
Posted on 6/16/20 at 7:39 pm to Spankum
Yeah baw eat whatever you want. I drank 4 beers and ate pizza last time and my numbers were down.
Posted on 6/16/20 at 7:39 pm to Spankum
No. Just fast after midnight
And pretend like you dont enjoy the finger up your arse even though Im sure you do
And pretend like you dont enjoy the finger up your arse even though Im sure you do
Posted on 6/16/20 at 7:40 pm to Spankum
Your triglycerides might be high. I did this one. Ate Popeyes before.
Posted on 6/16/20 at 7:40 pm to Spankum
Your labs will be impacted by the last 200 meals and whether or not you been doing more than 12oz curls
Posted on 6/16/20 at 7:41 pm to Spankum
Just don’t turn into the hamburglar and you’ll be fine
Posted on 6/16/20 at 7:42 pm to Spankum
Go for it. It's your last good meal. 
Same here for the first thing in the morning for blood work. And yes, knocked off a half of a ribeye and 5-6 beers.
Same here for the first thing in the morning for blood work. And yes, knocked off a half of a ribeye and 5-6 beers.
Posted on 6/16/20 at 7:42 pm to Spankum
Spank, just fast after midnight. Eat something now. Good luck with your blood work.
Posted on 6/16/20 at 7:44 pm to Cosmo
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And pretend like you dont enjoy the finger up your arse even though Im sure you do
Awww damn...I didn’t think about that aspect of the exam...I am about to lose my appetite.
Posted on 6/16/20 at 7:46 pm to Spankum
Don't worry too much about that. Well, unless you ask where to put your pants and your doc says, "Just toss them over there next to mine." Good luck!
Posted on 6/16/20 at 7:47 pm to Spankum
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Awww damn...I didn’t think about that aspect of the exam...I am about to lose my appetite
Just make sure you and the doc agree on a safe word beforehand. Like “deeper”
Posted on 6/16/20 at 7:47 pm to Spankum
Good luck with the piss test baw. Hope you haven't smoked any pots in the last 90 days.
Posted on 6/16/20 at 7:48 pm to Spankum
quote:
can what I eat tonight affect my wellness exam tomorrow?
Yes, but it doesn't matter unless you subscribe to the antiquated view on cholesterol.
Posted on 6/16/20 at 7:49 pm to BeerMoney
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Your labs will be impacted by the last 200 meals and whether or not you been doing more than 12oz curls
OP worrying that 1 cheeseburger the night before if going to mess him up is laughable. Like c'mon dude.
Posted on 6/16/20 at 7:49 pm to Spankum
Should have fasted for a week. I forgot I had mine and drank a half a bottle of bourbon the night before and some fried chicken. My numbers sucked!
Posted on 6/16/20 at 7:50 pm to Jim Rockford
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Good luck with the piss test baw. Hope you haven't smoked any pots in the last 90 days.
Good thing they don’t test for drugs
Posted on 6/16/20 at 7:50 pm to Spankum
When going for a check-up, I always eat/drink what I normally do. I’d rather get a typically result. I’m not trying to set records
Posted on 6/16/20 at 7:50 pm to RoyaleWithCheese
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OP worrying that 1 cheeseburger the night before if going to mess him up is laughable. Like c'mon dude.
You hate to see it. So confident, yet wrong!
Posted on 6/16/20 at 7:53 pm to Spankum
Eat a couple of Tie Pods around midnight.
That’ll get you cleaned out good.
That’ll get you cleaned out good.
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