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Weird things happening at the house (Dog crap & poop receipts)
Posted on 1/24/17 at 6:22 pm
Posted on 1/24/17 at 6:22 pm
So last night I come home after dark and drag my garbage can up from the curb. As I'm putting back on the side of the house I step in dog shite. We don't have a dog.
I exclaim, "shite!"
My wife says, "What's wrong?"
I reply, "I literally just stepped in dog shite!" Admittedly I was being kind of loud about it.
Today I come home again and as I walk around the side of the house I notice a piece of paper laying on the ground within 1 foot of the dog shite. I pick it up and notice it's a receipt so I read it to make sure it's not something I need before I toss it in the trash can.
Here it is...
Someone is screwing with me right? What the hell is going on here?
I exclaim, "shite!"
My wife says, "What's wrong?"
I reply, "I literally just stepped in dog shite!" Admittedly I was being kind of loud about it.
Today I come home again and as I walk around the side of the house I notice a piece of paper laying on the ground within 1 foot of the dog shite. I pick it up and notice it's a receipt so I read it to make sure it's not something I need before I toss it in the trash can.
Here it is...
Someone is screwing with me right? What the hell is going on here?
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Posted on 1/24/17 at 6:29 pm to Clyde Tipton
Expensive shite
Posted on 1/24/17 at 6:29 pm to Clyde Tipton
Poop gets taxed hard
Posted on 1/24/17 at 6:30 pm to Clyde Tipton
It's your wife's PIIHB side piece leaving you the bill and rubbing your nose in it.
Posted on 1/24/17 at 6:30 pm to Clyde Tipton
Bro, that wasn't dog shite. 
Posted on 1/24/17 at 6:32 pm to Pico de Gallo
I live in Louisiana. Explain to me how a receipt from an antique store in Missouri for "poop" of all things winds up in my yard the day after I step in shite in the same spot?
Coincidence? I think not...
Coincidence? I think not...
Posted on 1/24/17 at 6:33 pm to Clyde Tipton
Put it on the hood FB page
Posted on 1/24/17 at 7:00 pm to Polar Pop
Good call. Mystery solved. My next door neighbor bought fossilized poop for their son. The high winds must have blown it out of their trash can.
Now if I can just rectify the actual poop situation I'm golden.
Now if I can just rectify the actual poop situation I'm golden.
Posted on 1/24/17 at 7:02 pm to Clyde Tipton
Must be some old shite if its from an Antique store.
Posted on 1/24/17 at 7:04 pm to Clyde Tipton
LINK
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We should torment the place though, call them asking for poop rates over the next week.
"With the uncertainty in politics trying to put my cash in a safe investment, what's the 3 year forecast on poop futures?"
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We should torment the place though, call them asking for poop rates over the next week.
"With the uncertainty in politics trying to put my cash in a safe investment, what's the 3 year forecast on poop futures?"
Posted on 1/24/17 at 7:04 pm to Clyde Tipton
Shitty situation.
Posted on 1/24/17 at 7:05 pm to Clyde Tipton
funniest coincidental happening i've seen in a while. but really, who the hell buys fossilized shite?
Posted on 1/24/17 at 7:50 pm to Masterag
quote:
funniest coincidental happening i've seen in a while. but really, who the hell buys fossilized shite?
Some of us old fossils collect all kinds of shite
Posted on 1/24/17 at 8:04 pm to Clyde Tipton
Jody lives in Missouri.
Posted on 1/24/17 at 8:10 pm to Clyde Tipton
it was human shite not dog shite. Your wife broke it off with her lover and he is stalking ya'll now. Watch your back
Posted on 1/24/17 at 8:13 pm to Clyde Tipton
quote:
Now if I can just rectify the actual poop situation I'm golden.
Posted on 1/24/17 at 8:25 pm to Clyde Tipton
He called the shite "poop".
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