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re: Weird Haircut Experiences?

Posted on 12/18/15 at 7:05 am to
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19185 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 7:05 am to
I had a woman cutting my hair and she dropped the sissors on the ground. When she bent over to pick them up, her titties fell out of her tube top

So I ran to the bathroom and jerked off on the toilet seat
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
32982 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 7:14 am to
Only thing you could do.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 7:21 am to
I don't let other men touch my head.
Posted by Bonck1987
Houma, LA
Member since Jan 2015
655 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 7:22 am to
Same here dude, I've lived in Houma for about a year now and there are no good barber shops! I hate it, and the Just for Him places all charge 20 bucks. They only use clippers and its obnoxious. I've started driving back to my barber in Mandeville when I need a haircut. I digress.

One time I had a female barber doing the single razor blade shave on my neck and she cut it up really bad, like maybe 5 or 6 cuts on the back of my neck. She never said anything about it and just put powder on the cut. It hurt like hell and I never let her cut my hair again.
Posted by ChatRabbit77
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
5910 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 7:22 am to
Posted by JakeTheTiger
Biloxi, MS
Member since Jul 2005
3154 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 7:33 am to
quote:

So traditionally I've always gone to a barber shop. Used to love to be able to shoot the shite about whatever is going on. I live in a place now where the only decent cut I can get is just for him. All women. These broads just don't know how to escalate a conversation. So I quit trying. Now I just sit and get my haircut with barely speaking. I always find it awkward.

I lived in Ridgeland, Mississippi a while back and got my haircut in Madison. The ladies that worked there were really attractive, but they couldn't hold a conversation for shite. I thought the complete lack of conversation was weird at first, but after a while I found it really pleasant.
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27875 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 7:39 am to
The girl/woman that I INSISTED cut my hair at Regis in the mall when I was 13-15 used to have poor spatial awareness. When she leaned over to wash my hair her boobs were 3-4" from my face.

Was a great time to be alive. To the OP. At 12 or 13 my nether regions felt weird when this happened, by 15 I had it figured out.

First woman to crush my soul when she changed jobs.
Posted by slacker130
Your mom
Member since Jul 2010
8974 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 7:58 am to
In the desert they'd have all these foreign nationals that would cut hair and they would beat up your head. It was really weird, they'd start smacking your head, neck and back. My first time there, I was in shock at getting pummeled. Second time, I told them just the haircut...no punching.

It was always funny to watch guys get their first haircut there, though.
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
33222 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 7:59 am to
quote:

Some of you know I am currently in India. Anyways, my hair got too long and needed a haircut.


Was this your barber?
Posted by crash1211
Houma
Member since May 2008
3776 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:20 am to
Go to Mr. James across from the old Houma bowl. Old Time. Will use a straight razor to shave your neck. Freaking place is always crowded on a Saturday though.
Posted by Brisketeer
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
1711 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:22 am to
That happened to me in Bahrain on the Navy base. It was quite the shock.
Posted by Linkovich
crater lake
Member since Feb 2007
9553 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:23 am to
Last week someone was asking on the OT about the local fad of shaving the side and leaving the top long and greased down. Another poster said it was caused by Brad Pitt in Fury.

Yesterday day I was getting my haircut and a young guy in the chair next to me and asked for an uppercut style. My barber and his barber both looked at him weirdly. The young guy told them it was the haircut Pitt had in fury and had a picture of it pulled up on his phone. I chuckled. When the OT meets real life.
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:27 am to
Gay Nate. Instead of using a towel or blow dryer to get the hair off of my neck and ears, he blew with his mouth. Like a wierd, semi-sexual, blowing in someone's ear kind of blow. I never went back after that. I don't care how cheap and convenient of a hair cut it was.
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
8046 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:28 am to
Had a chick cut my hair with a flowbee, the vacuum electric razors from the infomercials. Felt like she was pulling it out, She also cut my ear with the scissors.

This post was edited on 12/18/15 at 8:30 am
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
21814 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:32 am to
quote:

Houma

quote:

They only use clippers and its obnoxious.


Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
62218 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:32 am to
When I lived in Starkville, this hot country blonde chick use to cut my hair. She was always brushing her breasts against me and would blow the hair off my neck in stead of toweling or use a hair dryer. But what really weirded me out was the one time she straddled my leg in the chair to cut my bangs.
Posted by Bonck1987
Houma, LA
Member since Jan 2015
655 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:35 am to
Thanks for the heads up! Its almost time for me to get one, I'm gonna have to check it out.
Posted by Sgt_Lincoln_Osiris
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2014
1179 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:39 am to
quote:

Gay Nate. Instead of using a towel or blow dryer to get the hair off of my neck and ears, he blew with his mouth. Like a wierd, semi-sexual, blowing in someone's ear kind of blow.
same here. He also gets really close with his "hips" to your shoulder when lining up your side-burns
Posted by HippieTiger
Boulder, CO
Member since Oct 2015
2204 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:41 am to
I was really high getting a cut in my teens and my haircut lady said my hair grows like a weed. I started uncontrollably laughing and she had to stop cutting my hair for a few minutes until I calmed down

I don't get haircuts anymore though. Hippie/hipster chicks dig the man bun and golden locks
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5493 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:46 am to
quote:

ChatRabbit77

This point is very odd
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