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re: Wedding fights: bonus funeral or family reunion fights

Posted on 7/8/15 at 8:45 am to
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 8:45 am to
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I feel like you have started a new "here's a scenario now let's here your stories" thread everyday for a couple weeks now


He's the worst.
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87750 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 8:45 am to
It became trashy at the point where half the bride's family were working the reception as bartenders. So like lines 1-2.
Posted by CrimsonChin
the gutter.
Member since Feb 2010
5857 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 8:46 am to
You don't know this man and you have no right to say that to him over your keyboard. What you did was trashy and classless. No need in being a douche bro, you don't look cool doing it.
Posted by DosManos
Member since Oct 2013
3552 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 8:46 am to
quote:

It became trashy at the point where half the bride's family were working the reception as bartenders. So like lines 1-2.



Haha yep. I was about to edit and point that out.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
17328 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 9:23 am to
Pretty awesome!
Posted by SpqrTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2004
9779 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 9:31 am to
Not a fight... but this happened at a wedding I was at in Birmingham 20 years ago.

Nice, church, nice people (Bama fans, though. ugh...), as non-trashy as can be from Alabama...

There was a bridesmaid, kind of on the hefty side, the kind the bride puts in the party to make her look good. She was was visibly swaying as the wedding ceremony proceeded.

As soon as the preacher said "I now pronounce you man and wife," the girl just hurled all over the place. Perfect timing. I felt bad for the girl, who was clearly sick... but the timing of it... I mean... it was hilarious. Who ever forgets that about her wedding? No one.

It was just amazing to watch the bride's special moment... slide down the drain in a river of fat Bama chick spew.

Outwardly I felt sad for the girl. Inwardly, though... awesome.
Posted by TBass82
Folsom
Member since Feb 2004
2709 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 9:32 am to
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Not a fight but I was at one where big fat dad was drinking and blog eying down on the dance floor when he dropped dead of a heart attack at the reception. Put a little damper on the proceedings


Big Tom Callahan?
Posted by Hawkeye95
Member since Dec 2013
20293 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 9:34 am to
I know someone who wore a short mini skirt to her brother (suicide) funeral 2 weeks ago. I didn't attend the funeral but I saw pics. She looked like she wanted to frick someone in the bathroom of the funeral home.

my 2nd cousin got in a huge fight with her mother at another cousin's funeral. They made a big scene.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108762 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 9:45 am to
Thiss wasn't a fight but during my grandma's funeral we are in the car driving to the graveside and one of my mom's cousins...this pathetic drunk POS who I had only met a couple of times is in the car with me and my two brothers and two of my closest cousins...this POS looks out the window at a junior high where these girls are outside practicing cheerleading or something and starts saying weird creepy sexual comments...I was in no mood for it and after the third comment I told him if he opened his mouth again he would not make it out the car alive...my brothers and cousins had never seen me talk to someone older like that but I was freaking disgusted....he just laughed and said something like...come on man....I told him he was a POS and not to ever even look at me or anyone in my family again...the dude clamped up and didn't say a word.


I heard a few years later he lost his whole family to alcohol and drugs....I was about 28 when this went down and he was about 45.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70143 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 9:50 am to
Not a fight but I had two of my cousins miss part of their dads funeral. They decided to get stoned inside their car which was parked at the church where the service was at.

the car was given to them by my parents.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
17328 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 10:27 am to
csb
Posted by MEANGREEN65
Funkytown, TX
Member since Oct 2014
777 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 1:39 pm to
My wedding... I got married when I was 23. We had an open bar and just like most guys in there early 20's would do, the guys at our wedding took full advantage of free whiskey for 4 hours. By the end of the night I was on the bottom of a dog pile out front of the venue. When my mother-in-law was yelling at everybody to let me up one of my groomsmen said "Shut the frick up before I slap you in the face!" Needless to say, we haven't spoken much since that night...
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