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re: Wayne Newton looks healthier than ever in recent instagram post.
Posted on 12/3/25 at 12:24 pm to HenryParsons
Posted on 12/3/25 at 12:24 pm to HenryParsons
That's from Christmas Vacation 
Posted on 12/3/25 at 3:15 pm to HenryParsons
Can't imagine him being a bad arse but supposedly in his younger years he had extensive martial arts training.
All I remember about him was that my mother would rain down hell on you if you got between her and the TV when he was on.
All I remember about him was that my mother would rain down hell on you if you got between her and the TV when he was on.
Posted on 12/3/25 at 3:24 pm to JoePepitone
From License to Kill. A bad James Bond movie, but Wayne played a funny sleazebag dope dealing preacher.
Posted on 12/3/25 at 3:42 pm to LSUBanker
I think it was in an interview with Dan Patrick where he was asked about a background in martial arts. It was a lead up to a question about him driving over to Johnny Carson's studio to whoop up on a Carson guest who made some comments about him he didn't like.
Posted on 12/3/25 at 3:57 pm to HenryParsons
I mean, how he looks...it's not unusual
Posted on 12/3/25 at 4:25 pm to HenryParsons
He looks like he was sent off to a taxidermist and returned in that position.
Posted on 12/3/25 at 4:28 pm to OldHickory
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back in the day… he put on a great show
Doing what?
Posted on 12/3/25 at 6:31 pm to Naked Bootleg
He looks like an Asian Joker.
Posted on 12/3/25 at 7:30 pm to HenryParsons
JFC are you high? Dude looks like the light bulb hanging on a string over a diseased toilet. Any more drugs pumped into him and he would be levitating.
Posted on 12/3/25 at 7:31 pm to 777Tiger
Most notably the skin flute.
Posted on 12/3/25 at 9:24 pm to Rekrul
Posted on 12/3/25 at 9:37 pm to HenryParsons
His skin is so tight from all of the facelifts that I bet when he sits down his mouth gets pulled open.
Posted on 12/3/25 at 10:31 pm to PJinAtl
He's looked like that for at least thirty years. Just keeps the skin from sagging and wrinkling...in the heat of Las Vegas.
Posted on 12/4/25 at 4:36 am to HenryParsons
With all that plastic surgery, his face will look the same in 10,000 years when our descendants or aliens exhume his body from the ruins of our civilization.
This post was edited on 12/4/25 at 4:38 am
Posted on 12/4/25 at 6:46 am to HenryParsons
Wayne Newton is ageless.
This is him as a Confederate officer during the Civil War:

This is him as a Confederate officer during the Civil War:
Posted on 12/4/25 at 7:00 am to HenryParsons
Is that the life-sized Barbie edition of Wayne? Looks ridiculous!
Posted on 12/4/25 at 7:07 am to TheFonz
Arthur, you’ve jumped the shark AGAIN…
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Wayne Newton is ageless.
This is him as a Confederate officer during the Civil War:
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Posted on 12/4/25 at 7:09 am to OldHickory
He's still a pretty good musician. Underrated guitar work
Posted on 12/4/25 at 7:50 am to HenryParsons
Wayne with Michael Landon in Bonanza
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