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re: Wayne Newton looks healthier than ever in recent instagram post.

Posted on 12/3/25 at 12:24 pm to
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
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Posted on 12/3/25 at 12:24 pm to
That's from Christmas Vacation
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 12/3/25 at 3:15 pm to
Can't imagine him being a bad arse but supposedly in his younger years he had extensive martial arts training.

All I remember about him was that my mother would rain down hell on you if you got between her and the TV when he was on.
Posted by LSUBanker
Gonzales, La
Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 12/3/25 at 3:24 pm to


From License to Kill. A bad James Bond movie, but Wayne played a funny sleazebag dope dealing preacher.
Posted by JoePepitone
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Posted on 12/3/25 at 3:42 pm to
I think it was in an interview with Dan Patrick where he was asked about a background in martial arts. It was a lead up to a question about him driving over to Johnny Carson's studio to whoop up on a Carson guest who made some comments about him he didn't like.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 12/3/25 at 3:57 pm to
I mean, how he looks...it's not unusual
Posted by yakster
Member since Mar 2021
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Posted on 12/3/25 at 4:04 pm to
He looks plastic.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
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Posted on 12/3/25 at 4:25 pm to

He looks like he was sent off to a taxidermist and returned in that position.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
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Posted on 12/3/25 at 4:28 pm to
quote:

back in the day… he put on a great show


Doing what?
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
77205 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 6:31 pm to
He looks like an Asian Joker.
Posted by WheyCheddar
Member since Aug 2024
1461 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 7:30 pm to
JFC are you high? Dude looks like the light bulb hanging on a string over a diseased toilet. Any more drugs pumped into him and he would be levitating.
Posted by WheyCheddar
Member since Aug 2024
1461 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 7:31 pm to
Most notably the skin flute.
Posted by Totts Supporter
Member since Jun 2025
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Posted on 12/3/25 at 9:24 pm to
That made me laugh out loud for a few minutes.

LINK
This post was edited on 12/3/25 at 9:27 pm
Posted by PJinAtl
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2007
14448 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 9:37 pm to
His skin is so tight from all of the facelifts that I bet when he sits down his mouth gets pulled open.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
11926 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 10:31 pm to
He's looked like that for at least thirty years. Just keeps the skin from sagging and wrinkling...in the heat of Las Vegas.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
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Posted on 12/4/25 at 4:36 am to
With all that plastic surgery, his face will look the same in 10,000 years when our descendants or aliens exhume his body from the ruins of our civilization.
This post was edited on 12/4/25 at 4:38 am
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23271 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 6:46 am to
Wayne Newton is ageless.

This is him as a Confederate officer during the Civil War:

Posted by Lutcher Lad
South of the Mason-Dixon Line
Member since Sep 2009
7570 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 7:00 am to
Is that the life-sized Barbie edition of Wayne? Looks ridiculous!
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74846 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 7:07 am to
Arthur, you’ve jumped the shark AGAIN…
quote:

Wayne Newton is ageless.

This is him as a Confederate officer during the Civil War:



Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
37533 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 7:09 am to
He's still a pretty good musician. Underrated guitar work
Posted by Chazreinhold
Utah
Member since Oct 2020
7477 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 7:50 am to
Wayne with Michael Landon in Bonanza


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