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re: Wayne Newton looks healthier than ever in recent instagram post.

Posted on 12/3/25 at 12:24 pm to
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
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Posted on 12/3/25 at 12:24 pm to
That's from Christmas Vacation
Posted by JoePepitone
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Posted on 12/3/25 at 3:15 pm to
Can't imagine him being a bad arse but supposedly in his younger years he had extensive martial arts training.

All I remember about him was that my mother would rain down hell on you if you got between her and the TV when he was on.
Posted by LSUBanker
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Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 12/3/25 at 3:24 pm to


From License to Kill. A bad James Bond movie, but Wayne played a funny sleazebag dope dealing preacher.
Posted by JoePepitone
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Posted on 12/3/25 at 3:42 pm to
I think it was in an interview with Dan Patrick where he was asked about a background in martial arts. It was a lead up to a question about him driving over to Johnny Carson's studio to whoop up on a Carson guest who made some comments about him he didn't like.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 12/3/25 at 3:57 pm to
I mean, how he looks...it's not unusual
Posted by yakster
Member since Mar 2021
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Posted on 12/3/25 at 4:04 pm to
He looks plastic.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
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Posted on 12/3/25 at 4:25 pm to

He looks like he was sent off to a taxidermist and returned in that position.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
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Posted on 12/3/25 at 4:28 pm to
quote:

back in the day… he put on a great show


Doing what?
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
77039 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 6:31 pm to
He looks like an Asian Joker.
Posted by WheyCheddar
Member since Aug 2024
1058 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 7:30 pm to
JFC are you high? Dude looks like the light bulb hanging on a string over a diseased toilet. Any more drugs pumped into him and he would be levitating.
Posted by WheyCheddar
Member since Aug 2024
1058 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 7:31 pm to
Most notably the skin flute.
Posted by Totts Supporter
Member since Jun 2025
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Posted on 12/3/25 at 9:24 pm to
That made me laugh out loud for a few minutes.

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This post was edited on 12/3/25 at 9:27 pm
Posted by PJinAtl
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2007
13977 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 9:37 pm to
His skin is so tight from all of the facelifts that I bet when he sits down his mouth gets pulled open.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
11140 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 10:31 pm to
He's looked like that for at least thirty years. Just keeps the skin from sagging and wrinkling...in the heat of Las Vegas.
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