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Washington man accused of sexually assaulting beaver dying on road - Sadly not a euphamism
Posted on 9/5/18 at 9:36 am
Posted on 9/5/18 at 9:36 am
Sick fricks out there.
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A Washington state man was arrested this week for sexually assaulting a beaver, which had been laying in the road — dying — after getting run over by a car
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Richard Delp, 35, was taken into custody on Monday night not long after the alleged incident in Columbia Park
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A witness told the station that she caught Delp in the act while attempting to rescue his furry victim.
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She said she saw the beaver get nailed by a vehicle, and was on her way back to the scene with a container to put it in.
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When she got back 30 minutes later, Delp was on top of the mortally wounded critter — pants unzipped with a pocket full of meth
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The woman called 911 and officers eventually showed up to arrest Delp. He was later charged with animal cruelty and possession of methamphetamine. The beaver did not survive.
Posted on 9/5/18 at 9:38 am to DemonKA3268
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She said she saw the beaver get nailed by a vehicle,

Posted on 9/5/18 at 9:38 am to DemonKA3268
Putting your dick anywhere near an injured beaver seems like a bad idea.
Posted on 9/5/18 at 9:39 am to DemonKA3268
Beaver died just the way he lived, gettin that wood.
Posted on 9/5/18 at 9:39 am to DemonKA3268
Who doesn’t like to smoke a little crystal and plow some beaver?
Posted on 9/5/18 at 9:40 am to DemonKA3268
Doesn't matter, got tail
This post was edited on 9/5/18 at 9:42 am
Posted on 9/5/18 at 9:41 am to DemonKA3268

This post was edited on 9/5/18 at 9:43 am
Posted on 9/5/18 at 9:42 am to DemonKA3268
30 minutes? Jesus, lady, how many Facebook posts did you make before you went and tried to help the damn thing?
Posted on 9/5/18 at 9:43 am to DemonKA3268
Double post
This post was edited on 9/5/18 at 9:44 am
Posted on 9/5/18 at 9:51 am to Hangover Haven
quote:Nah, I'll pass on beaver like that
Beaver is Beaver...
Posted on 9/5/18 at 10:09 am to DemonKA3268
So now a pic of a dead or dying animal laying in the road can be a legit WYHI thread in the OT? shite.
Posted on 9/5/18 at 10:12 am to SouthEndzoneTiger
quote:I'm pretty sure everyone in the OT WNHI
So now a pic of a dead or dying animal laying in the road can be a legit WYHI thread in the OT? shite.
Posted on 9/5/18 at 10:29 am to DemonKA3268
Thought this was going to be a thread about an Oregon State pitcher. My bad.
Posted on 9/5/18 at 10:30 am to DemonKA3268
i heard it just laid there.
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