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Washington man accused of sexually assaulting beaver dying on road - Sadly not a euphamism

Posted on 9/5/18 at 9:36 am
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 9/5/18 at 9:36 am
Sick fricks out there.
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A Washington state man was arrested this week for sexually assaulting a beaver, which had been laying in the road — dying — after getting run over by a car
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Richard Delp, 35, was taken into custody on Monday night not long after the alleged incident in Columbia Park
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A witness told the station that she caught Delp in the act while attempting to rescue his furry victim.
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She said she saw the beaver get nailed by a vehicle, and was on her way back to the scene with a container to put it in.
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When she got back 30 minutes later, Delp was on top of the mortally wounded critter — pants unzipped with a pocket full of meth
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The woman called 911 and officers eventually showed up to arrest Delp. He was later charged with animal cruelty and possession of methamphetamine. The beaver did not survive.
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Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34754 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 9:37 am to
Beaver is Beaver...
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139218 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 9:38 am to
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She said she saw the beaver get nailed by a vehicle,
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40907 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 9:38 am to
Putting your dick anywhere near an injured beaver seems like a bad idea.
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
128540 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 9:39 am to
Beaver died just the way he lived, gettin that wood.
Posted by TulaneFan
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2008
14092 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 9:39 am to
Who doesn’t like to smoke a little crystal and plow some beaver?
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15612 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 9:40 am to
Doesn't matter, got tail
This post was edited on 9/5/18 at 9:42 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 9/5/18 at 9:41 am to
This post was edited on 9/5/18 at 9:43 am
Posted by LSUFrosty
Member since Jan 2012
1861 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 9:42 am to
30 minutes? Jesus, lady, how many Facebook posts did you make before you went and tried to help the damn thing?
Posted by LSUFrosty
Member since Jan 2012
1861 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 9:43 am to
Double post
This post was edited on 9/5/18 at 9:44 am
Posted by Bustedsack
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Posted on 9/5/18 at 9:43 am to
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
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Posted on 9/5/18 at 9:44 am to
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 9:51 am to
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Beaver is Beaver...
Nah, I'll pass on beaver like that
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
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Posted on 9/5/18 at 9:54 am to
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a beaver


pics?
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11676 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 10:09 am to
So now a pic of a dead or dying animal laying in the road can be a legit WYHI thread in the OT? shite.
Posted by p&g
Dixie
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Posted on 9/5/18 at 10:11 am to
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
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21240 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 10:12 am to
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So now a pic of a dead or dying animal laying in the road can be a legit WYHI thread in the OT? shite.
I'm pretty sure everyone in the OT WNHI
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
14238 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 10:29 am to
Thought this was going to be a thread about an Oregon State pitcher. My bad.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76777 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 10:30 am to
i heard it just laid there.
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
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Posted on 9/5/18 at 10:37 am to
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