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re: Waiting on Bar Results Check-In

Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:38 pm to
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
71188 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:38 pm to
I lost all faith in our legal institutions, our higher education system, and the bar exam in particular when I realized that not only did they award me a bachelors degree and a law degree, but that I was considered minimally competent enough to practice law. God help us all.
Posted by GEAUXmedic
Premium Member
Member since Nov 2011
42053 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:41 pm to
quote:

quote:

Why are lawyers hanging out at the bar?

To pick up on chicks.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? If so, you may be entitled to compensation."


This is the best reply to anything I've seen in months.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85526 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:51 pm to
I hope you all fail. The world does not need you.
Posted by Jopete
New Iberia
Member since Apr 2019
373 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:55 pm to
somebody has to dig ditches...…...
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
49830 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 10:23 pm to
Don’t do it boys, it’s not worth it
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 10:28 pm to
quote:

This is the best reply to anything I've seen in months.

I totally stole it, though. I can't take credit for it. It made me laugh my arse off and it fit here.
Posted by ugastreaker
South Ga
Member since Jun 2015
4664 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 12:47 am to
In Georgia, Prosecution and Defense Investigators often start out higher than respected attorneys. State attorneys can make a name for themselves quick by volume of cases and assistance from their investigators. Private attorneys may make more but after paying insurance, investigator fees, and living off bread crumbs of firms, their pay is significantly lower.
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 1:05 am to
If 2.3 million people are in american prisons that must show you that lawyers are not as good as they think they are.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
8090 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 1:06 am to
Do people still save spots outside the supreme court building waiting for the results to be posted on a wall?
Posted by 504Voodoo
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2012
13856 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 1:55 am to
quote:

Why are lawyers hanging out at the bar?

To pick up on chicks.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? If so, you may be entitled to compensation."




Have an upvote
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
21754 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 5:18 am to
Good luck. Practiced for ten years before finding my niche and moving to the financial world.
Posted by Unknown_Poster
Member since Jun 2013
5758 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 7:10 am to
The average law graduate probably won't be making $65,000. That's something you would get at a mid-size firm (obviously more at bigger places like A&R and Jones Walker). The majority of people passing the bar aren't going to be walking in to places like that.

ADA's aren't going to be making $80,000+ only three years in, either. I honestly don't even know if they could reach that level if not in an upper management position.
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Do people still save spots outside the supreme court building waiting for the results to be posted on a wall?

Going to guess, 'no,' because they can just look at the results online.
This post was edited on 10/2/19 at 7:12 am
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481186 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 7:13 am to
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ADA's aren't going to be making $80,000+ only three years in, either. I honestly don't even know if they could reach that level if not in an upper management position.


Here is a link from last year for the salaries of the DAs over here

Posted by Unknown_Poster
Member since Jun 2013
5758 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 7:20 am to
A bit higher than I thought but would need to know more about the tenure of the people making $80k+ The people making $100k+ are upper-tier assistants/administrative. I'm really surprised the DA makes the equivalent of $200k, especially when judges only make $150k.
This post was edited on 10/2/19 at 7:21 am
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481186 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 7:26 am to
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The people making $100k+ are upper-tier assistants/administrative.

those are admin after my quick review

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would need to know more about the tenure of the people making $80k+

the ones making 75k-85k are either in felony divisions or helping with specialized divisions

the ones making 55-65 are typically the misdemeanor ADAs

just as a general comment. some of the salaries don't fit those 3 rules

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I'm really surprised the DA makes the equivalent of $200k, especially when judges only make $150k.

judicial salaries are set by statute. the DA has all sorts of revenue streams (LACE, Pretrial, etc.) to alter his/her salary
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
33401 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 7:27 am to
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Frank Abignale passed it on his first try.


No, he didn’t.
Posted by Baron
Member since Dec 2014
1880 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 7:34 am to
I’ve heard that your parish DA’s office pays much much better than the average office, and close to the top in the state (if not the top). So idk if that is the best example because it seems like the outlier, but if I was a recent grad and wanted to do that kind of work, I would apply there for sure. I think the only downside would be living having to live in LC, but that’s not so bad with how much the city has improved in the last few years and seems to be on an upward trajectory.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481186 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 7:42 am to
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and seems to be on an upward trajectory.

that's a nice way of saying it's the only area in the state improving while the rest implodes
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
7540 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 7:45 am to
Didn't realize Lawyer starting salaries were so low. I'm making more two years post college with a civil engineering degree.
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
7268 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 9:26 pm to
Congrats on not being the laziest!
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