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re: Vasectomy today, drinking a few nerve beers before a bad idea?

Posted on 3/11/20 at 10:46 am to
Posted by LCtiger3
Member since Sep 2017
271 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 10:46 am to
I didn’t have any issues.. don’t free ball and you will be fine, follow the doctors orders
Posted by nes2010
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Posted on 3/11/20 at 10:47 am to
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Posted by El Mattadorr
Member since Mar 2019
2374 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 11:03 am to
quote:

I mean, they are chopping your balls off today

I don't think a vasectomy turns you into a eunuch.
Posted by Jack Daniel
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Member since Feb 2013
27379 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 11:05 am to
frick you
Posted by Nigel Farage
South of the Mason-Dixon
Member since Dec 2019
1219 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 11:06 am to
Do people actually like Jack Daniels? I find it to be repulsive from the smell to the taste.
Posted by Higgysmalls
Ft Lauderdale
Member since Jun 2016
7063 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 11:06 am to
Besides from the old large black lady putting tape on my Weiner it was fine.

Don't forget to get the pain prescription pills filled. I didn't need them but they were glorious
Posted by el Gaucho
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Member since Dec 2010
56754 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 11:08 am to
Did your wife’s boyfriend give you a Nintendo switch?
Posted by Jack Daniel
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Member since Feb 2013
27379 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 11:15 am to
Let’s fight
Posted by Warheel
Member since Aug 2011
2138 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 11:15 am to
Worst post snip story I heard was a guy felt good enough the afternoon of the procedure to shoot some driveway hoops with his kids. Big mistake. He said his nads swole up the size of tennis balls.

Posted by LoneStarRanger
Texas/Europe
Member since Aug 2018
2404 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 11:28 am to

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Vasectomy today


Beta move
Posted by Asharad
Tiamat
Member since Dec 2010
6029 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 12:10 pm to
I would have enjoyed the fondling, but I couldn't feel a thing.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
6459 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 12:18 pm to
I'm supposed to coach softball practice on Friday. I don't know how that's going to go.
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 12:23 pm to
As long as you wash your hands for at least 20 seconds before and after and don’t touch your face.
Posted by Doug_H
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Sep 2013
2453 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 12:41 pm to
I had mine done in January, real simple. Maybe a half hour tops. Doesn't really hurt at all honestly. Had it Friday morning, iced off and on all day Friday & Saturday while playing some call of duty & Madden so "recovery" was real smooth. Stayed out the gym 2 weeks per docs orders, had to ice down after the 1st time I went because it felt uncomfortable but still not really painful.

As for meds, they gave me a valium before and oxycodone for after so I was feeling just fine. My doc actually said he had his done by one of his partners, after a round of golf and he was drinking an old fashioned before & during the procedure, though he didn't recommend it for me lol. Immediately after procedure I took a pain pill and had a drink, got real loose then went took a great nap lol
Posted by jscrims
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Member since May 2008
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Posted on 3/11/20 at 1:04 pm to
I had some Valium beforehand and when the poor nurse was cleaning the area, I made the comment “man, I thought I had to deal with a lot of dicks at work.”

She didn’t appreciate my attempt at humor.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 1:06 pm to
If you don't realize that's a bad idea, I'm glad no more kids are coming out of you.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 1:08 pm to
quote:

went in for vasectomy in January and they ended up removing a testicle and I had to get chemo. Good luck!


Are you in remission? Kinda good thing you went in for a vasectomy!
Posted by Alltheway Tigers!
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
7680 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 1:38 pm to
quote:

I mean, they are chopping your balls off today, so as far as bad decisions go I feel like the beers are the least of your concern





Pretty much it right there. Drink up.
Posted by LSU Tigershark
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Member since Dec 2007
10564 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 5:12 pm to
quote:


Are you in remission? Kinda good thing you went in for a vasectomy!


As of now, yes. Having had chemo, there's a <5% chance of recurrence. If I didn't have chemo, recurrence is closer to 40%. I will say that chemo sucked arse and I currently have a cue ball head
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
6459 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 5:13 pm to
Done now.

Nothing to it, no Valium. Dropping off Norco prescription now. Worst part is definitely being junk out in stirrups for 20-30 minutes.
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