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Posted on 3/11/20 at 10:47 am to BoogaBear
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Posted on 3/11/20 at 11:03 am to Mizzoufan26
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I mean, they are chopping your balls off today
I don't think a vasectomy turns you into a eunuch.
Posted on 3/11/20 at 11:06 am to Shexter
Do people actually like Jack Daniels? I find it to be repulsive from the smell to the taste.
Posted on 3/11/20 at 11:06 am to El Mattadorr
Besides from the old large black lady putting tape on my Weiner it was fine.
Don't forget to get the pain prescription pills filled. I didn't need them but they were glorious
Don't forget to get the pain prescription pills filled. I didn't need them but they were glorious
Posted on 3/11/20 at 11:08 am to BoogaBear
Did your wife’s boyfriend give you a Nintendo switch?
Posted on 3/11/20 at 11:15 am to BoogaBear
Worst post snip story I heard was a guy felt good enough the afternoon of the procedure to shoot some driveway hoops with his kids. Big mistake. He said his nads swole up the size of tennis balls.
Posted on 3/11/20 at 11:28 am to BoogaBear
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Vasectomy today
Beta move
Posted on 3/11/20 at 12:10 pm to BoogaBear
I would have enjoyed the fondling, but I couldn't feel a thing.
Posted on 3/11/20 at 12:18 pm to Warheel
I'm supposed to coach softball practice on Friday. I don't know how that's going to go.
Posted on 3/11/20 at 12:23 pm to BoogaBear
As long as you wash your hands for at least 20 seconds before and after and don’t touch your face.
Posted on 3/11/20 at 12:41 pm to BoogaBear
I had mine done in January, real simple. Maybe a half hour tops. Doesn't really hurt at all honestly. Had it Friday morning, iced off and on all day Friday & Saturday while playing some call of duty & Madden so "recovery" was real smooth. Stayed out the gym 2 weeks per docs orders, had to ice down after the 1st time I went because it felt uncomfortable but still not really painful.
As for meds, they gave me a valium before and oxycodone for after so I was feeling just fine. My doc actually said he had his done by one of his partners, after a round of golf and he was drinking an old fashioned before & during the procedure, though he didn't recommend it for me lol. Immediately after procedure I took a pain pill and had a drink, got real loose then went took a great nap lol
As for meds, they gave me a valium before and oxycodone for after so I was feeling just fine. My doc actually said he had his done by one of his partners, after a round of golf and he was drinking an old fashioned before & during the procedure, though he didn't recommend it for me lol. Immediately after procedure I took a pain pill and had a drink, got real loose then went took a great nap lol
Posted on 3/11/20 at 1:04 pm to BoogaBear
I had some Valium beforehand and when the poor nurse was cleaning the area, I made the comment “man, I thought I had to deal with a lot of dicks at work.”
She didn’t appreciate my attempt at humor.
She didn’t appreciate my attempt at humor.
Posted on 3/11/20 at 1:06 pm to BoogaBear
If you don't realize that's a bad idea, I'm glad no more kids are coming out of you.
Posted on 3/11/20 at 1:08 pm to LSU Tigershark
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went in for vasectomy in January and they ended up removing a testicle and I had to get chemo. Good luck!
Are you in remission? Kinda good thing you went in for a vasectomy!
Posted on 3/11/20 at 1:38 pm to Mizzoufan26
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I mean, they are chopping your balls off today, so as far as bad decisions go I feel like the beers are the least of your concern
Pretty much it right there. Drink up.
Posted on 3/11/20 at 5:12 pm to Ted2010
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Are you in remission? Kinda good thing you went in for a vasectomy!
As of now, yes. Having had chemo, there's a <5% chance of recurrence. If I didn't have chemo, recurrence is closer to 40%. I will say that chemo sucked arse and I currently have a cue ball head
Posted on 3/11/20 at 5:13 pm to LSU Tigershark
Done now.
Nothing to it, no Valium. Dropping off Norco prescription now. Worst part is definitely being junk out in stirrups for 20-30 minutes.
Nothing to it, no Valium. Dropping off Norco prescription now. Worst part is definitely being junk out in stirrups for 20-30 minutes.
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