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re: Vasectomy Today and in a Lot of Pain (Update Pg. 5)
Posted on 7/6/17 at 10:51 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum
Posted on 7/6/17 at 10:51 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum
If you do dead lifts and squats with very heavy weights tomorrow, that will help ease the pain. Don't forget to stretch first.
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Posted on 7/6/17 at 11:15 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum
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Got a vasectomy today at 8am. Dr. hit me up with a good amount of Diazepam and Percocet right as I left. Today was also two of the most crucial games of the softball season. Feeling pretty good I went out and played the two games going 5-8 with 2 HRs and 1 2B.
Holy shite you're an idiot.
Posted on 7/6/17 at 11:18 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum
Hope you're getting some rest so you can put the blades down at 6am tomorrow while carrying your gun
Posted on 7/7/17 at 1:04 am to USMCTiger03
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Holy shite you're an idiot.
Idiots don't want to be put in this cats category.
Posted on 7/7/17 at 1:59 am to OleWarSkuleAlum
t. cuckold surgery.
Posted on 7/7/17 at 6:30 am to OleWarSkuleAlum
From experience don't have unprotected sex in 10 days...
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:36 am to C
Update...
Woke up this morning and my left testicle was about the size of a kiwi. Not a lot of pain in that area but lower abdomen still has a lot of pain. Went to Seton Austin and they think I have a hematoma which isn't a huge issue. Still here in the ER waiting to be discharged. The Dr. said I should be good to go on Sunday returned to full duty.
Woke up this morning and my left testicle was about the size of a kiwi. Not a lot of pain in that area but lower abdomen still has a lot of pain. Went to Seton Austin and they think I have a hematoma which isn't a huge issue. Still here in the ER waiting to be discharged. The Dr. said I should be good to go on Sunday returned to full duty.
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:37 am to OleWarSkuleAlum
i refuse to believe this thread is real 
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:38 am to OleWarSkuleAlum
Yeah but those 2 HRs....
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:41 am to OleWarSkuleAlum
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left testicle was about the size of a kiwi
PICS?????
This post was edited on 7/7/17 at 9:42 am
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:45 am to OleWarSkuleAlum
OP's like
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:45 am to OleWarSkuleAlum
quote:
they think I have a hematoma
I got one after my vasectomy. Although I did follow doctors orders and did nothing for about three days.
The recovery just took a little longer and I had a third nut (the hematoma)for about a month.
You're fine.
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:53 am to OleWarSkuleAlum
Yep, those homeruns caused the hematoma, as the abdominal pressure to achieve that caused the cremasteric fibers to rip, or pull vascular structures loose. But congrats on the long balls...
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:56 am to OleWarSkuleAlum
Thanks for the update.
Has the realization that you're no longer a man fully set in yet?
Has the realization that you're no longer a man fully set in yet?
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:56 am to USMCTiger03
I agree with USMC.....
You are pretty stupid.
You are pretty stupid.
Posted on 7/7/17 at 10:48 am to OleWarSkuleAlum
If this is indeed true, you are one of the biggest dipshits I've ever heard of. Most guys don't experience much pain because they listen to doctors and don't do anything for a long weekend, to the point of admitting they overdid the relaxing.
On a somewhat related note... I know a guy that convinced his wife years ago after his that she had to give him 20 BJ's the first week after the procedure because it was the safest way to ensure the swimmers were gone. She complied and didn't find out until several years later that she fell for the one of the best jokes ever.
On a somewhat related note... I know a guy that convinced his wife years ago after his that she had to give him 20 BJ's the first week after the procedure because it was the safest way to ensure the swimmers were gone. She complied and didn't find out until several years later that she fell for the one of the best jokes ever.
Posted on 7/7/17 at 11:22 am to CamdenTiger
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Yep, those homeruns caused the hematoma, as the abdominal pressure to achieve that caused the cremasteric fibers to rip, or pull vascular structures loose. But congrats on the long balls...
It is clear there are very few competitive athletes here
Posted on 7/7/17 at 11:27 am to MEANGREEN65
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I know a guy that convinced his wife years ago after his that she had to give him 20 BJ's the first week after the procedure because it was the safest way to ensure the swimmers were gone. She complied and didn't find out until several years later that she fell for the one of the best jokes ever.
This man is a genius and deserves a medal.
Posted on 7/7/17 at 11:32 am to LSUpetro
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you need anti inflammatory (Naproxen i e Aleve).... not ibprofen
ibuprofen IS an anti-inflammatory
Posted on 7/7/17 at 11:36 am to OleWarSkuleAlum
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It is clear there are very few competitive athletes here
Says the guy playing slow pitch adult softball...
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