- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
Vagina Flavored Chips for Millennials who can't get laid
Posted on 10/13/22 at 11:48 pm
Posted on 10/13/22 at 11:48 pm
NY Post
Who is going to try them? Any takers on the OT? This might be just the thing to cheer up that dude suffering from the rat poison.
NSIAP....I searched, honestly.
quote:
It’s the perfect gift for millennials who lack a lot of “Lays.”
If they can’t get it in the sack, they can get it in the snack. A chip company that purports to cater to sex-starved 30-somethings boasts a new flavor that supposedly tastes like a woman’s vajayjay.
quote:
Dubbed “pussy-flavored potato chips,” the kinky creations are inspired by a purported generation-wide sex drought among millennials, who allegedly prefer perusing social media to getting saucy in the sack.
quote:
“After tasting it, you will remember your wildest love adventures, your first real love, and maybe even lose your oral virginity,” reps for Chazz, the Lithuania-based creators of the private-parroting potato chips, claim on their site.
Who is going to try them? Any takers on the OT? This might be just the thing to cheer up that dude suffering from the rat poison.
NSIAP....I searched, honestly.
23
Posted on 10/13/22 at 11:50 pm to LegendInMyMind
Can a married dude buy these?
Posted on 10/13/22 at 11:51 pm to LegendInMyMind
I might bear this cross for the OT but only to relay the accuracy
Posted on 10/13/22 at 11:51 pm to LegendInMyMind
What if they got that stank?
Posted on 10/13/22 at 11:51 pm to LegendInMyMind
I see Pink Panther nipples.
Posted on 10/13/22 at 11:57 pm to LegendInMyMind
I’m not gonna lie, one of my absolute favorite things for a chick to do is to stick her finger in herself and then let me taste her finger.
So i get it.
So i get it.
Posted on 10/13/22 at 11:59 pm to LegendInMyMind
Can't wait for the hooker's butthole flavor.
Posted on 10/13/22 at 11:59 pm to LegendInMyMind
"All bodies taste good"?
I'll pass on this.
I'll pass on this.
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:01 am to LegendInMyMind
So it tastes like the seasoned beef at Taco Bell, the smell of my armpit, or the dock on a sunny day. Got it
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:31 am to LegendInMyMind
quote:
Vagina Flavored Chips for Millennials who can't get laid
Are we talking different flavors based on maintenance level?
This post was edited on 10/14/22 at 12:33 am
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:32 am to LegendInMyMind
I don't know that I've ever done it because I craved the flavor. Actually, no, I know that I haven't.
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:36 am to Fat and Happy
quote:
I’m not gonna lie, one of my absolute favorite things for a chick to do is to stick her finger in herself and then let me taste her finger.
This guy gets it.
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:44 am to LegendInMyMind
I'm gonna buy some, put each chip in my mouth, and then sell them to cucks on ebay as sloppy seconds.
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:46 am to LegendInMyMind
quote:
Lithuania-based
It taste like sleeve of Wizard.
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:51 am to SG_Geaux
quote:
I’m not gonna lie, one of my absolute favorite things for a chick to do is to stick her finger in herself and then let me taste her finger. This guy gets it.
Y’all both got it.
This post was edited on 10/14/22 at 12:52 am
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:54 am to LegendInMyMind
are we close to “millennials” ceasing to be a catch all term for people younger than you?
Im 31 and I think Im on the younger side of millennials
but frick your chips. if I wanted Doritos to taste like snatch, well, idk what i’d don
Im 31 and I think Im on the younger side of millennials
but frick your chips. if I wanted Doritos to taste like snatch, well, idk what i’d don
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:57 am to LegendInMyMind
Wash it down with a bottle of....
vagie yum yum beer
vagie yum yum beer
quote:
This beer is made from vaginal bacteria. Yes, you heard us right. The lady bits of Czech model Alexandra Brendlova have been swabbed. The lactic acid bacteria separated, cleaned, and multiplied for use in a culture starter kit then combined with water, malt, hops, wooden chips, and yeast. The resulting mixture is beer. Okay well, maybe it’s not that simple, but the fact is vagina beer exists and we suggest you not shy away from this one.
Posted on 10/14/22 at 1:22 am to LegendInMyMind
Posted on 10/14/22 at 1:59 am to LegendInMyMind
Posted on 10/14/22 at 2:27 am to Fat and Happy
quote:
I’m not gonna lie, one of my absolute favorite things for a chick to do is to stick her finger in herself and then let me taste her finger.
I enjoyed the opposite of that growing up.
Page 1 of 2
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News