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US defeats Iran 1-0 to advance!

Posted on 11/29/22 at 3:04 pm
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
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Member since Feb 2008
18662 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 3:04 pm
Don’t care that much about soccer but this is good news.

Now watch the pundits try to shape this into the 80 Olympic victory against the Soviets.
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
21250 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 3:05 pm to
That was a horrible 2nd half for them, very lucky
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26575 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 3:06 pm to
Those Iranian plays at the end looked like, frick, we’re going back home to get our arse beat and tortured..
This post was edited on 11/29/22 at 5:45 pm
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13924 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 3:06 pm to
Soccer is ghey but any time America gets to assert its dominance, I'm in
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120274 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

Soccer is ghey but any time America gets to assert its dominance, I'm in


Nothing dominant about the USA in Qatar thus far
Posted by TheWalrus
Member since Dec 2012
40534 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 3:07 pm to
I like soccer more than most, but scoring a goal and holding on to 1-0 for dear life is a pretty common thing.
Posted by UndercoverBryologist
Member since Nov 2020
8077 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 3:07 pm to
Say a prayer for the Iranian team.

The Ayatollah is not pleased.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25644 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 3:08 pm to
Russia was pulling for Iran, from a billboard in Moscow:



Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 3:08 pm to
aggie board
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
24987 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 3:09 pm to
Great Satan 1
Iran 0


Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78648 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 3:10 pm to
Seriously feel bad for Iranians. Would prefer friendship.
Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
36183 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 3:10 pm to
Go woke go broke.
The soccer team can take their rainbow logo back home asap as far as I’m concerned.
Posted by wileyjones
Member since May 2014
2298 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 3:10 pm to
Meanwhile the US signed a billion dollar weapons deal to Qatar during the match

Guess that’s why we got away with those late penalties
Posted by Turf Taint
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2021
6010 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 3:10 pm to
If soccer had college/NFL pass interference rules, avg scores would be 5-3 and still not worth watching

Need to light the ball on fire and put a few bulls on the pitch during a live game for me to watch.
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
18772 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 3:10 pm to
Iran team might legit get executed when they get home.
Posted by UndercoverBryologist
Member since Nov 2020
8077 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 3:17 pm to
quote:

Go woke go broke.
The soccer team can take their rainbow logo back home asap as far as I’m concerned.



YEAH, frick AMERICA, PRAISE BE TO IRAN!!!!


...wait, what?
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23430 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 3:21 pm to
"Yes, jackal Zionist dogs America defeat young Iranian freedom fighters."

Ziad, Iranian Student
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23430 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 3:22 pm to
Why are camels called the "ships of the desert?"

Because they are full of Iranian seaman
Posted by STLJ
Member since Nov 2022
847 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 3:30 pm to
Did team USA wear the groomer colors on their uniforms? Soccer is a fig sport played by figs and watched by figs.
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