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Urban legends from your youth

Posted on 4/2/17 at 9:26 am
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 4/2/17 at 9:26 am
What are some that you remember?

Scruffy recalls one where a woman was licking an envelope and it had roach eggs on it. The eggs got into her salivary glands and incubated. They then started to swell. When she went to the doctor, they cut into her mouth and live roaches crawled out.

Scruffy hasn't licked an envelope since he heard that story.
This post was edited on 4/2/17 at 9:27 am
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22902 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 9:29 am to
The killer in the back seat of the car where the car behind them keeps flashing their brights to distract the killer.
Posted by Kraut Dawg
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Posted on 4/2/17 at 9:29 am to
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Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
53340 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 9:32 am to
There was one about somebody knowing someone who hooked up with a chick on spring break and the girl leaving a message "welcome to the wonderful world of AIDS" on the bathroom mirror.
Posted by auisssa
Member since Feb 2010
4178 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 9:33 am to
Razorblades in apples on Halloween
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72080 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 9:33 am to
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Urban legends from your youth by Bunk Moreland
There was one about somebody knowing someone who hooked up with a chick on spring break and the girl leaving a message "welcome to the wonderful world of AIDS" on the bathroom mirror.


That reminds Scruffy of the one where people with AIDS would leave used needles in the seats at movie theaters.
Posted by winntiger
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Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 4/2/17 at 9:35 am to
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That reminds Scruffy of the one where people with AIDS would leave used needles in the seats at movie theaters.


That's the one I remember the most. That and not turning the light off in the bathroom and saying "Bloody Mary" three times.
Posted by AlbertPoolHoles
Member since Jun 2015
176 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 9:35 am to
Aids needles in movie seats.

Bloody Mary
Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
27582 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 9:38 am to
Like honestly...

How do you always manage to refer to yourself in 3rd person? For years you've been doing it... that's either dedication or low grade autism

Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
36418 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 9:39 am to
Marilyn Manson had two ribs removed for uh self gratification.

The amount of bullshite 12/13 year olds believed about him was impressive. At summer camp he was talked about like some supernatural deity.
This post was edited on 4/2/17 at 9:50 am
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117700 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 9:39 am to
Same story, but it was because she ate a taco from Taco Bell.
Posted by Elleshoe
Wade’s World
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Posted on 4/2/17 at 9:41 am to
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62786 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 9:43 am to
Lady gets phones calls at home (home phone) and the caller says he is going to kill her. Happens multiple times.
She calls the operator (before 911 days) asking where is the caller calling from.
The operator tells her to get out of the house now, for the calls are originating from another phone in her own house.
Posted by Notro
Alison Brie's Boobs
Member since Sep 2011
7883 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 9:43 am to
McDonald's used kangaroo meat in their burgers.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72080 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 9:43 am to


A little combo of the two, most likely.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
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Posted on 4/2/17 at 9:44 am to
Soylent Green was made of people.

PEOPLE!
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
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131378 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 9:47 am to
When Darth Vader was in Jr High she washed some space rocks down with a Coke and died of a brain annurism.


Unfortunately he got better.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20272 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 9:47 am to
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I remember seeing things on TV that portrayed communist Russian women as ugly & looking like men.


Soviet Fashion Show
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65680 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 9:47 am to
A kid was riding in the backseat of his family's car and the dad (who was driving) told the kid to keep his arms inside. The kid disobeys and they drive into a tunnel and the kid's arm gets knocked off.

Don't swallow chewing gum or eventually it will end badly.

Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 9:48 am to
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