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re: Unique True Southern sayings

Posted on 11/13/22 at 5:08 pm to
Posted by BeachTiger2018
Pinellas County FL
Member since Aug 2022
1248 posts
Posted on 11/13/22 at 5:08 pm to
Tumped ("tumped over" instead of "fell over" etc)

every carbonated beverage is a coke

my grandma used to say "Ill be a suck egg mule" when something crazy happened

Posted by poppa1254
Moody, AL
Member since Jan 2019
556 posts
Posted on 11/13/22 at 5:08 pm to
Drunk as Cooter Brown
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100320 posts
Posted on 11/13/22 at 5:15 pm to
fricked up like a (n word) checkbook at Christmas time

I’d watch a monkey frick a football for free

That boy ain’t right

High as giraffe pussy

Hotter than 2 mice frickin in a wool sock
This post was edited on 11/13/22 at 5:20 pm
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
3577 posts
Posted on 11/13/22 at 5:18 pm to
Yo momma n nem
Posted by AlterDWI
Pattern Noticing, Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
5994 posts
Posted on 11/13/22 at 5:49 pm to
My dick's harder than Chinese arithmetic
Posted by runforrestrun
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
992 posts
Posted on 11/13/22 at 5:52 pm to
My Maw maw used to say “that scared the pee, wine, and turkey out of me”
Posted by Tear It Up
The Deadening
Member since May 2005
13896 posts
Posted on 11/13/22 at 5:52 pm to
Slicker than cum on a gold tooth
Posted by redfish99
B.R.
Member since Aug 2007
18692 posts
Posted on 11/13/22 at 5:53 pm to
Cmoonnnn noooowwww
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 11/13/22 at 5:58 pm to
quote:

Unique True Southern sayings


"making groceries" seems to be a big one no one up north ever heard before
Posted by Yeahright
On a big sphere out there.
Member since Sep 2018
2291 posts
Posted on 11/13/22 at 5:59 pm to
Boy, I dun told ya!
Run tell dat.
Ya heard?
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
11158 posts
Posted on 11/13/22 at 6:00 pm to
quote:

My grandma used to say "dumber than tits on a boar hog"


State of Virginia version was "As useless as tits on a boar hog"

Where I was a child, the plural was Y'all, where I live now in east Tennessee, the real locals use you'uns as the most common plural.

It as hot as the hinges of Hades.

Get to the point, stop beatin' 'round Robinson's barn.
Posted by Yeahright
On a big sphere out there.
Member since Sep 2018
2291 posts
Posted on 11/13/22 at 6:02 pm to
Take this 9/16th wrench and tighten your arse up....

That is actually a saying that I made up years ago when I would talk to my employees...

Another one I heard was someone calling someone "holla head" when they did something stupid....
This post was edited on 11/13/22 at 6:05 pm
Posted by LSUCooper
Columbus MS
Member since Dec 2006
1064 posts
Posted on 11/13/22 at 6:09 pm to
“ I’d rather be a knot on a dogs D’cK”
Or Joe Biden
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
23004 posts
Posted on 11/13/22 at 6:10 pm to
Eating supper
Posted by jmwallett
Member since May 2015
117 posts
Posted on 11/13/22 at 6:13 pm to
"My Ol'Lady" as a term of endearment.


After 16 years my Ol'Lady still doesn't get it.
Posted by Tupelo
Member since Aug 2022
1714 posts
Posted on 11/13/22 at 6:31 pm to
He's full of shite as a Christmas turkey.
Posted by geauxlsu07
Adirondack Mountains
Member since Jan 2005
35865 posts
Posted on 11/13/22 at 6:51 pm to
The Devil is beating his wife
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
72991 posts
Posted on 11/13/22 at 7:04 pm to
You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shite.
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
49830 posts
Posted on 11/13/22 at 7:19 pm to
Wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire.

All hat no cattle.

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while.

Lazy as an old hound dog

Cute as a button

Fit as a fiddle

Posted by titmouse
a tree branch above your car
Member since May 2006
6610 posts
Posted on 11/13/22 at 7:20 pm to
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