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Posted on 11/13/22 at 5:15 pm to rebeloke
fricked up like a (n word) checkbook at Christmas time
I’d watch a monkey frick a football for free
That boy ain’t right
High as giraffe pussy
Hotter than 2 mice frickin in a wool sock
I’d watch a monkey frick a football for free
That boy ain’t right
High as giraffe pussy
Hotter than 2 mice frickin in a wool sock
This post was edited on 11/13/22 at 5:20 pm
Posted on 11/13/22 at 5:49 pm to rebeloke
My dick's harder than Chinese arithmetic
Posted on 11/13/22 at 5:52 pm to rebeloke
My Maw maw used to say “that scared the pee, wine, and turkey out of me”
Posted on 11/13/22 at 5:52 pm to rebeloke
Slicker than cum on a gold tooth
Posted on 11/13/22 at 5:58 pm to rebeloke
quote:
Unique True Southern sayings
"making groceries" seems to be a big one no one up north ever heard before
Posted on 11/13/22 at 5:59 pm to rebeloke
Boy, I dun told ya!
Run tell dat.
Ya heard?
Run tell dat.
Ya heard?
Posted on 11/13/22 at 6:00 pm to poppa1254
quote:
My grandma used to say "dumber than tits on a boar hog"
State of Virginia version was "As useless as tits on a boar hog"
Where I was a child, the plural was Y'all, where I live now in east Tennessee, the real locals use you'uns as the most common plural.
It as hot as the hinges of Hades.
Get to the point, stop beatin' 'round Robinson's barn.
Posted on 11/13/22 at 6:02 pm to greenbean
Take this 9/16th wrench and tighten your arse up....
That is actually a saying that I made up years ago when I would talk to my employees...
Another one I heard was someone calling someone "holla head" when they did something stupid....
That is actually a saying that I made up years ago when I would talk to my employees...
Another one I heard was someone calling someone "holla head" when they did something stupid....
This post was edited on 11/13/22 at 6:05 pm
Posted on 11/13/22 at 6:09 pm to Yeahright
“ I’d rather be a knot on a dogs D’cK”
Or Joe Biden
Or Joe Biden
Posted on 11/13/22 at 6:13 pm to rebeloke
"My Ol'Lady" as a term of endearment.
After 16 years my Ol'Lady still doesn't get it.
After 16 years my Ol'Lady still doesn't get it.
Posted on 11/13/22 at 6:31 pm to rebeloke
He's full of shite as a Christmas turkey.
Posted on 11/13/22 at 6:51 pm to Tupelo
The Devil is beating his wife
Posted on 11/13/22 at 7:04 pm to rebeloke
You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shite.
Posted on 11/13/22 at 7:19 pm to deeprig9
Wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire.
All hat no cattle.
Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while.
Lazy as an old hound dog
Cute as a button
Fit as a fiddle
All hat no cattle.
Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while.
Lazy as an old hound dog
Cute as a button
Fit as a fiddle
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