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Posted on 1/5/19 at 3:11 pm
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29734 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 3:11 pm
I’m a pretty slim, fit guy. I’m somewhere around 5’11 150 lbs. The problem is my underwear doesn’t fit right. I put on a medium and it’s way too tight around my package, even though it would otherwise fit my waist and legs fine. I put on a large and it’s still a tight around my package, but I could live with it if they would stay on my waist. Do tailors do underwear or are there any made for this body type? I need the “package area” of an XL and everything else a medium. Thanks in advance.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 3:12 pm to
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63272 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 3:13 pm to
quote:

I need the “package area” of an XL and everything else a medium. Thanks in ad


Damn, sonn....
Posted by Tiger Roux
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
5027 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 3:13 pm to
email dog-fart they may be able to help.
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
17789 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 3:13 pm to
Tommy John’s
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 3:14 pm to
Quit your job and go into porn and stop wearing underwear.

Or stop shopping for briefs and go to boxers.
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
33219 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 3:15 pm to
These types of jokes used to kill in jr high.
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 3:15 pm to
quote:

I’m somewhere around 5’11 150 lbs


Sorry about the AIDS there Freddy.
This post was edited on 1/5/19 at 3:16 pm
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53814 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 3:15 pm to
Still wearing whitey tighties?
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
4614 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 3:19 pm to
Have you considered penis ensmallment surgery?
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16593 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 3:20 pm to
Tuck your package. I'm sure your used to doing that.
Posted by poppa1254
Moody, AL
Member since Jan 2019
597 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 3:23 pm to
I’m out there, Jerry, and I’m lovin every minute of it!
Posted by philly444
stuck in contraflow
Member since Nov 2008
12405 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 3:23 pm to
Your skinny abs aren’t fooling anyone when you’ve got toothpick arms. Go lift a weight
This post was edited on 1/5/19 at 3:30 pm
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 3:24 pm to
Jesus this dude.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42882 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 3:24 pm to
I cut the area around my package out
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 3:26 pm to
quote:

t. I put on a medium and it’s way too tight around my package,


Take the balled up pair of socks you keep in there out. Problem solved.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45505 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 3:26 pm to
Maybe you have a big dick.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62116 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 3:27 pm to
In my experience, most people who brag about the size of their “package” are hung like a gnat.
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
9390 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 3:31 pm to
quote:

5’11 150 lbs.

Know how I can tell you don’t lift?
Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2011
3726 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 3:32 pm to
Try Batman Underoos
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