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re: Uncle Sam wants you - to become a pirate and help take out the Cartels

Posted on 1/28/25 at 7:46 am to
Posted by TorchtheFlyingTiger
1st coast
Member since Jan 2008
2910 posts
Posted on 1/28/25 at 7:46 am to
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championing the idea of bringing back the Revolutionary War practice of giving out letters of Marque to citizens 

Did you see the image in the tweet and assume it was from revolutionary war just because we were fighting the British? That image is from war of 1812

Interesting note, last time we issued letter of marque was for Goodyear airships to hunt Japanese subs. eta: nevermind that story's not true
Privateer Airship

Hemingway patrolled for U-boats in his fishing boat w help equipping it by US embassy in Cuba and US Navy although he didnt have actual letter of marque. His scheme was far fetched and never yielded a kill. He hoped to attract a sub to trade fresh fish etc w the crew and then his rag tag band (including skilled jai lai players) would accurately hurl grenades down the hatch before the German deck guns could react.

This post was edited on 1/28/25 at 10:30 am
Posted by tigersports4
Hammond
Member since Dec 2008
125 posts
Posted on 1/28/25 at 8:06 am to
While I agree the cartels need to be eradicated. They have a capability to do some damage. These arent some dopes playing with pistolas. They have legit tier 1 operators employed and have the same tech our Tier 1 have. any normies going down to try and get a bounty would be in for some serious pain. This is a massive undertaking and could only be done by the best of the best.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
295687 posts
Posted on 1/28/25 at 8:12 am to
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Doesn't the DEA have over 10k employees and multi-billion dollar budget?


Pencil pushers. I think less than half of DEA employees are Special Agents.

Posted by RockoRou
SW Miss
Member since Mar 2015
935 posts
Posted on 1/28/25 at 8:32 am to
I wanna see the A-10's in action, live. That would be great TV viewing.
Posted by Kjnstkmn
Vermilion Parish
Member since Aug 2020
18842 posts
Posted on 1/28/25 at 9:52 am to
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
18836 posts
Posted on 1/28/25 at 10:17 am to
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The frick you think your lil hunting rifle, hell…AR15, is going to do to the fricking Sinaloa Cartel?


The exact same thing guns from the Cartel would do

I have no interest in becoming a pirate, but the Cartel guys are just men like everyone else.
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
46447 posts
Posted on 1/28/25 at 10:22 am to
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Interesting note, last time we issued letter of marque was for Goodyear airships to hunt Japanese subs


from your link
quote:

The United States last issued a letter of marque in 1942. It authorized the Goodyear Company to deploy a helium filled blimp to hunt Japanese submarines off the Pacific coast. At least, that is the story reported in newspapers in the 1940s and embellished in books and articles over the following decades. But the story is not true–there were no letters of marque issued in World War II. The legend seems to have emerged from journalistic confusions, spawned by larger wartime controversies over legal limits on private involvement in military operations. The debates of that era have reemerged in our time–along with the notion of using letters of marque to unleash high tech combatants.
anyway...no letters of marque or commissions for privateering have been issued by congress since 1815. the practice was agreed to be ended by the paris accord in 1856
Posted by TorchtheFlyingTiger
1st coast
Member since Jan 2008
2910 posts
Posted on 1/28/25 at 10:32 am to
Thanks for pointing that out. Cant believe I skimmed over the important part that the story was false
Posted by EvrybodysAllAmerican
Member since Apr 2013
12634 posts
Posted on 1/28/25 at 10:38 am to
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This also opens up for private citizens to have "weapons of war". They'd be tax write offs as well.



i like where your head's at.
Posted by CrystalPreserves
Member since May 2019
4014 posts
Posted on 1/28/25 at 10:52 am to
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40399 posts
Posted on 1/28/25 at 11:03 am to
I've been waiting to break out my Blunderbuss for just such an occasion.

This post was edited on 1/28/25 at 11:06 am
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
18936 posts
Posted on 1/28/25 at 11:15 am to
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Blackwater finna eat.



Blackwater would need to be hired by private entities. The whole point of this is not spending any more government money.

But I'm down with that is some rich folks in Texas are feeling that frisky!
Posted by BBONDS25
Member since Mar 2008
56700 posts
Posted on 1/28/25 at 11:19 am to
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pay the cartels


Good Lord.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
295687 posts
Posted on 1/28/25 at 11:23 am to
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Good Lord.


Its textbook economics.

Of course youre ignorant of it.
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
24567 posts
Posted on 1/28/25 at 11:26 am to
We finally found a use for all of those new IRS agents.
Posted by crazy4lsu
Member since May 2005
39158 posts
Posted on 1/28/25 at 11:27 am to
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thank God our forefathers weren’t pussies like you.

Hard times make good men.
Good men make good times.


Lmao
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
73104 posts
Posted on 1/28/25 at 11:53 am to
yeah, i kind of figured you for option 3

quote:

Good times make men like mmmmmmbeer who fantasize about their daughters being creampied.
Posted by crazy4lsu
Member since May 2005
39158 posts
Posted on 1/28/25 at 12:02 pm to
I have no idea what that means.

But let's be real. You aren't a hard man nor a good man. Run along.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
73104 posts
Posted on 1/28/25 at 12:06 pm to
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But let's be real. You aren't a hard man nor a good man. Run along.


you don’t know anything about me.

but we all enjoy a good crazy4lsu meltdown. how many boosters you up to these days? 7? 8?
Posted by crazy4lsu
Member since May 2005
39158 posts
Posted on 1/28/25 at 12:06 pm to
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you don’t know anything about me.


You soft as hell.
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