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re: UCLA Professor dies during mummification bondage in Hollywood exec’s sex dungeon

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Posted by Ric Flair
Charlotte
Member since Oct 2005
13879 posts
Posted on 7/1/18 at 3:50 pm to
Just knowing basic science and not kinky shite, a belt or noose around a neck can be released in half a second if someone is suffocating. Eight layers of Saran Wrap will take at least a second for every circumferential Wrap. That’s counting on the fact that one can find the end to get it started, which could take forever.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85534 posts
Posted on 7/1/18 at 3:55 pm to
quote:

Darwin doing work


And now every joke I could think of has been covered. Womp womp.


Les Miles has lost control of mummification bondage in Hollywood sex dungeons.

Where were sex dungeons like this when I was a mummy.

Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
39061 posts
Posted on 7/1/18 at 3:57 pm to
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
61883 posts
Posted on 7/1/18 at 4:05 pm to
quote:

a belt or noose around a neck can be released in half a second if someone is suffocating.


David Carradine disagrees.

Posted by Mr. Misanthrope
Cloud 8
Member since Nov 2012
6493 posts
Posted on 7/1/18 at 4:33 pm to
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A scholar of choreography , George taught in the UCLA disability studies and LGBT studies programs, according to an obituary on the university's website.


Choreography
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106065 posts
Posted on 7/1/18 at 4:45 pm to
Zie went out doing what zie loved.
Posted by JPinLondon
not in London (currently NW Ohio)
Member since Nov 2006
7881 posts
Posted on 7/1/18 at 4:58 pm to
quote:

Where were sex dungeons like this when I was a mummy.

WINNER!
Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
Member since Jul 2012
42407 posts
Posted on 7/1/18 at 5:16 pm to
quote:

A scholar of choreography, George taught in the UCLA disability studies and LGBT studies programs, according to an obituary on the university's website. George was also a child star in the world of musical comedy during George's upbringing in the United Kingdom, it said.



Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105178 posts
Posted on 7/1/18 at 5:30 pm to
They used to just write “death by misadventure” for this.
Posted by NolakcbrTiger
Member since Jun 2018
1210 posts
Posted on 7/1/18 at 5:40 pm to
Well there's kinky sex... and then there's incomparable stupidity!
Posted by Blind Zebras
We comin
Member since Aug 2016
1044 posts
Posted on 7/1/18 at 5:47 pm to
quote:

Well there's kinky sex... and then there's incomparable stupidity!


True statement. Stratospheres away from handcuffs and smacking arse
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
21185 posts
Posted on 7/1/18 at 6:26 pm to
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In before the requisite “I wrapped a sandwich with Saran Wrap today, makes you think,” and “I’ve seen better sex dungeons in the quad”.


The autopsy revealed that he was clinging to life for some period of time, but could not be revived.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 7/1/18 at 6:31 pm to


Do you realize we may be getting a trial?

Civil and criminal?
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
12217 posts
Posted on 7/1/18 at 6:46 pm to
If there's a trial, I hope it explores how these gentlemen, whups, can't call them that as one didn't like that sort of thing, well, how these two happened to discover that they were into whatever things they had in common, or .....at least shared interests in.

Faculty teas?

Faculty teases?

Diversity training and explaining?

An ad for Saran Wrap?
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20557 posts
Posted on 7/1/18 at 8:35 pm to
The saddest part of the article was George preferring not to use gendered pronouns.
Posted by PillPusher
Gulf Coast
Member since Oct 2009
5955 posts
Posted on 7/1/18 at 9:12 pm to
Why am I not seeing anything about manslaughter charges?
Posted by Floating Change Up
Member since Dec 2013
13107 posts
Posted on 7/1/18 at 9:47 pm to
I put Saran Wrap over my leftover dinner this evening... that could’ve never ever ever been me.
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