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re: Types of people in the south who say they are going to a "barbecue" instead of a "cookout"
Posted on 7/5/25 at 4:15 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Posted on 7/5/25 at 4:15 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
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Violent Hip Swivel
Posted on 7/5/25 at 4:15 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
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"barbecue" instead of a "cookout"
It’s not the same dumbass
Posted on 7/5/25 at 4:16 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
That baw violent hip swiveled into you, didn’t he?
Posted on 7/5/25 at 4:16 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
whole hog in the ground”
That’s called a pig roast.
That’s called a pig roast.
Posted on 7/5/25 at 4:18 pm to LSUA 75
Picture of VHS's grand-uncle teaching him the ways of the Cook Out.

This post was edited on 7/5/25 at 4:19 pm
Posted on 7/5/25 at 4:19 pm to LSUA 75
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whole hog in the ground” That’s called a pig roast.
Not in S. LA
Posted on 7/5/25 at 4:21 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
I don’t cookout ribs. I barbecue ribs.
Posted on 7/5/25 at 4:22 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
You truly are one of the absolute worst posters on here OP. Please shut the frick up.
Posted on 7/5/25 at 4:24 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
What's your major malfunction?
Posted on 7/5/25 at 4:27 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Cookout is stupid.
Posted on 7/5/25 at 4:31 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
I say “grilling” or cookout. Only say BBQ if we are using the smoker or maybe if BBQ sauce is being brushed onto the only meat we are serving.
Posted on 7/5/25 at 4:37 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
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I will come to your town and smack anyone who grew up in the south but still says they're going to a barbecue instead of going to a cookout and then ride back home with no regrets!!!
No you won’t.
There, you got some of the attention you are seeking.
Posted on 7/5/25 at 4:40 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
It's poorly stated by the OP, but I too have a pet peeve with people grilling hamburgers and hotdogs and calling it BBQ. We can haggle over what parts of an animal qualify as BBQ but the cooking method and flavoring agents are non-negotiable.
Posted on 7/5/25 at 4:42 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
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...A barbecue is what happens when there's a whole hog in the ground. Not hamburgers and hot dogs and leg quarters. I will come to your town and smack anyone who grew up in the south but still says they're going to a barbecue instead of going to a cookout and then ride back home with no regrets!!!
In much of the country, especially the mid south where carry laws are fairly relaxed, a "BBQ gun" is a handgun sharp enough to be worn and shown off at an outdoor cooking event. If you smack the wrong person wearing his $5000 1911 with mammoth ivory grips at a 'cookout' for not adhering to your idiot nomenclature, you might be ridin home in an ambulance or a hearse. Maybe with no regrets, but undoubtedly with more holes in your dumb arse then you arrived with.
Food cooked outdoors over an open flame or smoked is generally referred to as BBQ in the Deep South. But I've only lived here for over 65 years.
Posted on 7/5/25 at 4:42 pm to Tigahs24Seven
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You are one strange person...cookout? Where are you from.....Michigan?
People from Michigan are the ones who say barbecue.
You must be the lilliest white white guy alive smh.
Posted on 7/5/25 at 4:47 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
quote:Technically, it's just the meat, not the event.
A barbecue is
Posted on 7/5/25 at 5:00 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
I usually say, "grill", but I'm not so queer that I judge people for saying "barbecue" or "cookout".
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