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re: Types of people at every office

Posted on 7/1/17 at 2:13 am to
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
64713 posts
Posted on 7/1/17 at 2:13 am to
Do you know me?
Posted by lsuin92
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
1359 posts
Posted on 7/1/17 at 7:08 am to
quote:

The "it's almost Friday!" guy


Closely related to the "having fun yet?" guy.
Posted by Team Vote
DFW
Member since Aug 2014
7925 posts
Posted on 7/1/17 at 7:31 am to
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Middle-aged woman who has every keyboard wrist pad, chair pad, foot rest, mini-heater, and headrest pillow imaginable, along with 50 pictures around her desk of every person or animal she's ever met. Bitch you're here 7 hours a day and most of that time I hear you making personal calls, don't act like you're slave labor needing every ounce of comfort.

I set next to this lady. She keeps slippers and blankets and all kind of shite under her desk. It gives me the red arse until I remember our office is connected to the factory and all manner of mice, roaches, and spiders have slept, peed, or shat in her stuff at some point.

I'll add- small talk guy, asks you about your weekend every Monday, asks you about your weekend plans every Friday. I'm not half as interested in my life as this guy pretends to be
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
10062 posts
Posted on 7/1/17 at 8:26 am to
There's the ice cruncher, the non-recycler, the nail clipper, the gum popper, the loud talker on the phone, and the people who eat breakfast when they get to work, just to name a few.

And the one who takes the last of the coffee and doesn't make more.
Posted by LCA131
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Member since Feb 2008
76137 posts
Posted on 7/1/17 at 8:32 am to
I might add the person who walks in late about 4 mornings out of 5.

I worked with this older lady who lived just a couple of miles from where I did. We both had to go across Charlotte. I left early cause I hate sitting in traffic but she would come in about 8:15 with great regularity. Then she would say it was the traffic, or caught by a train...Like traffic was a shocker after 5 years of going to the office....
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
56103 posts
Posted on 7/1/17 at 8:33 am to
Parents constantly talking about their kids to single people.

We Don't Care.
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
51213 posts
Posted on 7/1/17 at 8:50 am to
The Boomer and the Millennial that are constantly arguing about how things should be to the point of accomplishing nothing, and the Gen Xer that actually keeps the place running.
Posted by Boks
Red Lodge, MT
Member since Jul 2013
1220 posts
Posted on 7/1/17 at 9:22 am to
There's always one office refrigerator Nazi.... Sending emails out to the department for us to "clean up our science projects" in the fridge. If I want to leave my potato salad there for 8 months, back off.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
58717 posts
Posted on 7/1/17 at 9:25 am to
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Parents constantly talking about their kids to single people.

that's a good one. tell other people with kids about Kayleigh's dance recital. they are better at pretending to care.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21554 posts
Posted on 7/1/17 at 9:35 am to
The OCD guy who has everything placed on his desk and table and positions each to a fraction of a mm before he starts any task and definitely before he leaves the office each day.

The guy who dresses like he has no money at all but tells you of every tax loophole and way to save on food, water, gas, electricity, clothing, automobiles, insurance, etc.... Drives a hail damaged Dodge Neon 4 banger because it had a real low price......

WTF?
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19193 posts
Posted on 7/1/17 at 9:39 am to
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There's always one office refrigerator Nazi


We have a good system for this. Every Friday night, the cleaning lady cleans out the fridge completely. Containers and all.
Posted by Alabama Slim
Team Massie
Member since Jul 2007
10656 posts
Posted on 7/1/17 at 9:59 am to
the guy who always stares at you in your office as he walks by on his way to the bathroom for the 6th time this morning.


TAKE A frickING PICTURE CRAIG!!!!!
This post was edited on 7/1/17 at 10:00 am
Posted by poochie
Houma, la
Member since Apr 2007
6765 posts
Posted on 7/1/17 at 11:04 am to
We had a super weird creepy guy at my old office so some of us made a bet to see who could creep HIM out. My move would walk by his door, stare at him for a few seconds, then walk away without saying a word. I won the contest because he told one of the other guys "man, "Poochie" is really creepy".

Also we currently have "parent who talks about their kids" that is WORLD CLASS. When he walks up before he sits down or joins in the conversation we quickly blurt out an over/under number of seconds until he ties whatever we're taking about to his kids. Did I mention his kids are either in college or older?
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