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re: Types of people at every office
Posted on 7/1/17 at 2:13 am to Box Geauxrilla
Posted on 7/1/17 at 2:13 am to Box Geauxrilla
Do you know me?
Posted on 7/1/17 at 7:08 am to lsu2006
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The "it's almost Friday!" guy
Closely related to the "having fun yet?" guy.
Posted on 7/1/17 at 7:31 am to TigersSEC2010
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Middle-aged woman who has every keyboard wrist pad, chair pad, foot rest, mini-heater, and headrest pillow imaginable, along with 50 pictures around her desk of every person or animal she's ever met. Bitch you're here 7 hours a day and most of that time I hear you making personal calls, don't act like you're slave labor needing every ounce of comfort.
I set next to this lady. She keeps slippers and blankets and all kind of shite under her desk. It gives me the red arse until I remember our office is connected to the factory and all manner of mice, roaches, and spiders have slept, peed, or shat in her stuff at some point.
I'll add- small talk guy, asks you about your weekend every Monday, asks you about your weekend plans every Friday. I'm not half as interested in my life as this guy pretends to be
Posted on 7/1/17 at 8:26 am to GreatLakesTiger24
There's the ice cruncher, the non-recycler, the nail clipper, the gum popper, the loud talker on the phone, and the people who eat breakfast when they get to work, just to name a few.
And the one who takes the last of the coffee and doesn't make more.
And the one who takes the last of the coffee and doesn't make more.
Posted on 7/1/17 at 8:32 am to MBclass83
I might add the person who walks in late about 4 mornings out of 5.
I worked with this older lady who lived just a couple of miles from where I did. We both had to go across Charlotte. I left early cause I hate sitting in traffic but she would come in about 8:15 with great regularity. Then she would say it was the traffic, or caught by a train...Like traffic was a shocker after 5 years of going to the office....
I worked with this older lady who lived just a couple of miles from where I did. We both had to go across Charlotte. I left early cause I hate sitting in traffic but she would come in about 8:15 with great regularity. Then she would say it was the traffic, or caught by a train...Like traffic was a shocker after 5 years of going to the office....
Posted on 7/1/17 at 8:33 am to GreatLakesTiger24
Parents constantly talking about their kids to single people.
We Don't Care.
We Don't Care.
Posted on 7/1/17 at 8:50 am to GreatLakesTiger24
The Boomer and the Millennial that are constantly arguing about how things should be to the point of accomplishing nothing, and the Gen Xer that actually keeps the place running.
Posted on 7/1/17 at 9:22 am to GreatLakesTiger24
There's always one office refrigerator Nazi.... Sending emails out to the department for us to "clean up our science projects" in the fridge. If I want to leave my potato salad there for 8 months, back off.
Posted on 7/1/17 at 9:25 am to Homesick Tiger
quote:that's a good one. tell other people with kids about Kayleigh's dance recital. they are better at pretending to care.
Parents constantly talking about their kids to single people.
Posted on 7/1/17 at 9:35 am to GreatLakesTiger24
The OCD guy who has everything placed on his desk and table and positions each to a fraction of a mm before he starts any task and definitely before he leaves the office each day.
The guy who dresses like he has no money at all but tells you of every tax loophole and way to save on food, water, gas, electricity, clothing, automobiles, insurance, etc.... Drives a hail damaged Dodge Neon 4 banger because it had a real low price......
WTF?
The guy who dresses like he has no money at all but tells you of every tax loophole and way to save on food, water, gas, electricity, clothing, automobiles, insurance, etc.... Drives a hail damaged Dodge Neon 4 banger because it had a real low price......
WTF?
Posted on 7/1/17 at 9:39 am to Boks
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There's always one office refrigerator Nazi
We have a good system for this. Every Friday night, the cleaning lady cleans out the fridge completely. Containers and all.
Posted on 7/1/17 at 9:59 am to Box Geauxrilla
the guy who always stares at you in your office as he walks by on his way to the bathroom for the 6th time this morning.
TAKE A frickING PICTURE CRAIG!!!!!
TAKE A frickING PICTURE CRAIG!!!!!
This post was edited on 7/1/17 at 10:00 am
Posted on 7/1/17 at 11:04 am to Alabama Slim
We had a super weird creepy guy at my old office so some of us made a bet to see who could creep HIM out. My move would walk by his door, stare at him for a few seconds, then walk away without saying a word. I won the contest because he told one of the other guys "man, "Poochie" is really creepy".
Also we currently have "parent who talks about their kids" that is WORLD CLASS. When he walks up before he sits down or joins in the conversation we quickly blurt out an over/under number of seconds until he ties whatever we're taking about to his kids. Did I mention his kids are either in college or older?
Also we currently have "parent who talks about their kids" that is WORLD CLASS. When he walks up before he sits down or joins in the conversation we quickly blurt out an over/under number of seconds until he ties whatever we're taking about to his kids. Did I mention his kids are either in college or older?
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