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“Two Masks are the New Masks” God help us, it’s not the Bee
Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:17 pm
Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:17 pm
Satire is dead. Reality strangled it
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Many of us who watched the inauguration this week were delighted by the fashion on display — the colorful matching coat and mask ensembles worn by the first lady, Jill Biden, and the Biden granddaughters, the power purple worn by Vice President Kamala Harris, Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton, and of course, Senator Bernie Sanders’s delightful mittens made of recycled wool sweaters. But the fashion trend that most excited me was the double mask! Double-masking is a sensible and easy way to lower your risk, especially if circumstances require you to spend more time around others — like in a taxi, on a train or plane, or at an inauguration. Pete Buttigieg, the former presidential candidate and now the nominee for secretary of transportation, was spotted double-masking. It appears he was wearing a high-quality medical mask underneath a black cloth mask. His husband, Chasten, was sporting a similar double-masked look, but with a fashionable plaid cloth mask that coordinated with his winter scarf.
Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:18 pm to fr33manator
I wear three. Their recommendations are never conservative enough.
Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:18 pm to fr33manator
I wear four masks so I can signal my virtues four times as hard.
Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:19 pm to fr33manator
I can't believe you losers still wear masks
Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:20 pm to Centinel
Only 4? What are you some sort of Nazi?
Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:20 pm to fr33manator
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His husband, Chasten, was sporting a similar double-masked look, but with a fashionable plaid cloth mask that coordinated with his winter scarf.
Checks out
Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:20 pm to fr33manator
Fauci’s quote on double masking:
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If you have a physical covering with one layer, you put another layer on it just makes common sense that it likely would be more effective," Fauci told NBC News on Monday.
Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:20 pm to fr33manator
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Chasten, was sporting a similar double-masked look, but with a fashionable plaid cloth mask that coordinated with his winter scarf.
How gay is that?
Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:21 pm to bigberg2000
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Who cares?
Every time we laugh and joke about how things can’t get more stupid, reality one ups us. We live in the bizarro timeline
Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:22 pm to Gaston
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How gay is that?
Well, the sentence starts out...”His husband”
Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:22 pm to fr33manator
Why not wear a biohazard suit? Can never be too safe...
Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:24 pm to fr33manator
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Every time we laugh and joke about how things can’t get more stupid, reality one ups us. We live in the bizarro timeline
A writer for the Babylon Bee has to be one of the hardest jobs in this country right now.
Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:26 pm to fr33manator
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But the fashion trend that most excited me was the double mask!
Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:26 pm to Centinel
I wear 2 condoms, all the time.
To prevent me from getting VD from all the sex I’m not having
To prevent me from getting VD from all the sex I’m not having
Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:27 pm to fr33manator
It's that buttplug and his wife?
Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:29 pm to fr33manator
If you wear an N95 mask with the valve on front, some places will make you put on another cloth/disposable mask on over the valve. Ochsner does this.
Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:29 pm to waiting4saturday
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This post was edited on 1/29/21 at 5:06 pm
Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:36 pm to fr33manator
those 2 will die from complications from aids. not covid.
This post was edited on 1/25/21 at 12:37 pm
Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:37 pm to fr33manator
Enough of these half measures. Let's just cut to the chase so we can all get back to normal.
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