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“Two Masks are the New Masks” God help us, it’s not the Bee

Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:17 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123930 posts
Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:17 pm
Satire is dead. Reality strangled it

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Many of us who watched the inauguration this week were delighted by the fashion on display — the colorful matching coat and mask ensembles worn by the first lady, Jill Biden, and the Biden granddaughters, the power purple worn by Vice President Kamala Harris, Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton, and of course, Senator Bernie Sanders’s delightful mittens made of recycled wool sweaters. But the fashion trend that most excited me was the double mask! Double-masking is a sensible and easy way to lower your risk, especially if circumstances require you to spend more time around others — like in a taxi, on a train or plane, or at an inauguration. Pete Buttigieg, the former presidential candidate and now the nominee for secretary of transportation, was spotted double-masking. It appears he was wearing a high-quality medical mask underneath a black cloth mask. His husband, Chasten, was sporting a similar double-masked look, but with a fashionable plaid cloth mask that coordinated with his winter scarf.




Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:18 pm to
I wear three. Their recommendations are never conservative enough.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43319 posts
Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:18 pm to
I wear four masks so I can signal my virtues four times as hard.

Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134845 posts
Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:19 pm to
I can't believe you losers still wear masks


Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123930 posts
Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:20 pm to
Only 4? What are you some sort of Nazi?

Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70023 posts
Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:20 pm to
Who cares?
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48366 posts
Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:20 pm to
quote:

His husband, Chasten, was sporting a similar double-masked look, but with a fashionable plaid cloth mask that coordinated with his winter scarf.

Checks out
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53729 posts
Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:20 pm to
Fauci’s quote on double masking:

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If you have a physical covering with one layer, you put another layer on it just makes common sense that it likely would be more effective," Fauci told NBC News on Monday.
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
38943 posts
Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:20 pm to
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Chasten, was sporting a similar double-masked look, but with a fashionable plaid cloth mask that coordinated with his winter scarf.


How gay is that?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123930 posts
Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:21 pm to
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Who cares?


Every time we laugh and joke about how things can’t get more stupid, reality one ups us. We live in the bizarro timeline
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
3990 posts
Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:22 pm to
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How gay is that?


Well, the sentence starts out...”His husband”
Posted by waiting4saturday
Covington, LA
Member since Sep 2005
9713 posts
Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:22 pm to
Why not wear a biohazard suit? Can never be too safe...
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43319 posts
Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:24 pm to
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Every time we laugh and joke about how things can’t get more stupid, reality one ups us. We live in the bizarro timeline


A writer for the Babylon Bee has to be one of the hardest jobs in this country right now.
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
13608 posts
Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:26 pm to
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But the fashion trend that most excited me was the double mask!


Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123930 posts
Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:26 pm to
I wear 2 condoms, all the time.


To prevent me from getting VD from all the sex I’m not having
Posted by ApexTiger
cary nc
Member since Oct 2003
53769 posts
Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:27 pm to
It's that buttplug and his wife?
Posted by NOFOX
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2014
9933 posts
Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:29 pm to
If you wear an N95 mask with the valve on front, some places will make you put on another cloth/disposable mask on over the valve. Ochsner does this.
Posted by Kraut Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
4503 posts
Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:29 pm to
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This post was edited on 1/29/21 at 5:06 pm
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65681 posts
Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:36 pm to
those 2 will die from complications from aids. not covid.
This post was edited on 1/25/21 at 12:37 pm
Posted by Tom Servo
Member since Aug 2009
516 posts
Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:37 pm to
Enough of these half measures. Let's just cut to the chase so we can all get back to normal.
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