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Two goats make a huge mistake, get stranded on bridge in Pennsylvania
Posted on 4/7/18 at 6:04 am
Posted on 4/7/18 at 6:04 am
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Goats are such an enigma. They're supposed to be crafty, and yet here we see two of them stranded on a precarious section of a Pennsylvania overpass. The only explanation is that they wanted to be there, knew exactly what they were doing, and were irritated when some good-hearted policemen and state employees showed up to get them down.
The goat rescue happened Tuesday on the Mahoning River Bridge in western Pennsylvania. It was a unique experience for all involved.
"We've never had goats on a bridge before," Pennsylvania Turnpike spokesperson Renee Colborn told CNN.
Colborn said no one knows how the caprine thrillseekers got up on the bridge. Goats are natural perchers, and love to hang out in impossible and worrying places like trees and nearly flat rock faces, but balancing on an 8-inch ledge approximately 150 to 200 feet off the ground seems a bit excessive.
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Posted on 4/7/18 at 6:21 am to Street Hawk
Those two were the goat bridge scalers.
Posted on 4/7/18 at 6:22 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Meh, goat paths...
Posted on 4/7/18 at 6:43 am to Street Hawk
Classes of physics:
1. Classical
2. Atomic
3. Goat
1. Classical
2. Atomic
3. Goat
Posted on 4/7/18 at 6:56 am to Street Hawk
What were LeBron and Jordan doing in Pennsylvania?
Posted on 4/7/18 at 7:02 am to Street Hawk
Title should have been...
Cops were called on a couple of kids just hanging out
Cops were called on a couple of kids just hanging out
Posted on 4/7/18 at 7:12 am to Street Hawk
We were just running from a Muslim bachelor party
Posted on 4/7/18 at 7:33 am to Street Hawk
GOATs know where the fun is.


Posted on 4/7/18 at 7:47 am to Street Hawk
They had an 8 inch ledge to balance upon? That was plenty of room for those thrill seeking goats. I'm pretty sure the male goat was bringing his side bitch up on that ledge to bang out of view from his baby's momma.
Posted on 4/7/18 at 8:04 am to Street Hawk
That's some Stupid in that article. Him talking about the goats only have 8" to stand on. That's plenty of room for the goats.
As for needing rescued, like my dad use to say when the cat climbed the tree, "if it got up there, it can get down"
As for needing rescued, like my dad use to say when the cat climbed the tree, "if it got up there, it can get down"
Posted on 4/7/18 at 8:55 am to DawgGONIT
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I'm pretty sure the male goat was bringing his side bitch up on that ledge to bang out of view from his baby's momma.
That would make the brown one the male:
quote:
"One of the guys loaded the white goat onto the bucket first and brought it to the top of the bridge," Colborn said. The other one was less congenial and ended up hoofing it to safety by following the beam to the bridge's end.
"The brown goat was walked down because he didn't want to be touched," she added.
Yeah, he mad...
Posted on 4/7/18 at 8:58 am to Street Hawk
Goats are fricking awesome.
Posted on 4/7/18 at 9:11 am to Street Hawk
The brown goat brought the white goat on the bridge and knew it would work out for him. You know, because of the implication.
Posted on 4/7/18 at 9:15 am to Street Hawk
quote:
Yeah, he mad...
Well that should have been obvious, I read that 50+ years ago.
You mess with a billy goat on a bridge, he gets gruff.
good thing for them there weren't 3 of them
Posted on 4/7/18 at 9:28 am to gthog61
It is a toll bridge but they misunderstood and were just avoiding a troll.
Posted on 4/7/18 at 9:33 am to SECdragonmaster
quote:2,2,1,2,2,1,2,2,2,1...
Posted on 4/7/18 at 10:29 am to soccerfüt
Endless possibilities with that. Damn.
Same for the girl.
Same for the girl.
Posted on 4/7/18 at 11:28 am to Street Hawk
15 years ago they would have fallen and been fish food now we shut down a road spend thousands of dollars to save 2 small farm animals. It's sad how much this country has fallen down the pussy path.
Posted on 4/7/18 at 11:30 am to Street Hawk
15 years ago they would have fallen and been fish food now we shut down a road spend thousands of dollars to save 2 small farm animals. It's sad how much this country has fallen down the pussy path.
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