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Two Covington, LA massage therapists arrested
Posted on 4/3/17 at 4:40 pm
Posted on 4/3/17 at 4:40 pm
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Massage therapists arrested for giving 'erotic' massages
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COVINGTON - Two massage therapists have been arrested after authorities discovered they were giving "erotic" massages to some of their customers.
According to the St. Tammany Parish Sheriff's Office, 51-year-old Cuiling Wang and 47-year-old Xiaohong Miao were arrested after the sheriff's office received several complaints concerning illegal activities at the Chinese Health Spa.
Full Story - WBRZ
Hopefully these women will have the opportunity to appear in court and sit on the judge's lap to get an honorable discharge.
Joke time ...
A man goes to a massage parlor looking for a happy ending.
He goes inside and meets with his massage therapist, a middle-aged Asian woman who is not wholly unattractive. She takes him into the room, lights a few candles and leaves the room so he can undress. He does so and lies down on the table.
She returns and begins to massage his back and buttocks, causing him to become aroused. After several minutes, she asks him to roll over, whereupon she notices the large bulge beneath his towel.
"Oh! You want wanky?" she asks, and the man nods emphatically. With a smile, the therapist signals to him with one finger and steps out of the room.
Thirty minutes or so pass, and the man is still lying on the table. By now, he is no longer horny. The therapist finally returns, and peeking her head into the room, she asks, "Are you done?"
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Posted on 4/3/17 at 4:41 pm to Will Cover
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Posted on 4/3/17 at 4:41 pm to Ingeniero
Wait, they are German? not Asian?
Posted on 4/3/17 at 4:42 pm to Ingeniero
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Posted on 4/3/17 at 4:42 pm to LSU316
better not be busting that one on perkins road
Posted on 4/3/17 at 4:42 pm to Ingeniero
Posted on 4/3/17 at 4:43 pm to Will Cover
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Cuiling Wang
Appropriate
Posted on 4/3/17 at 4:43 pm to Martini
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There has been quite the fuhrer over it
Posted on 4/3/17 at 5:03 pm to Will Cover
Tell me something about St. Tammany
Posted on 4/3/17 at 5:05 pm to Will Cover
This is the shite I wanna see on Live PD. Show us this raid.
Posted on 4/3/17 at 5:08 pm to Will Cover
And someone was just today asking for asian massage recommendations.
Posted on 4/3/17 at 5:08 pm to Will Cover
i mean, i get it, it's illegal... but who is harmed by this crime? the next person in line getting a regular massage?
Posted on 4/3/17 at 5:24 pm to Kankles
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mean, i get it, it's illegal... but who is harmed by this crime?
No one. This is another example of victimless crimes for our dear overlords to prosecute.
Posted on 4/3/17 at 5:25 pm to Will Cover
Pretty hot for 51
Posted on 4/3/17 at 5:25 pm to Will Cover
1, 2
Posted on 4/3/17 at 5:31 pm to Kankles
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who is harmed by this crime?
The hundreds of millions of sperm who will never have the chance to become President of the United States. What a waste of opportunity.
Posted on 4/3/17 at 5:36 pm to Will Cover
I drive past this place every day. I always joked about it probably being a place that gave happy endings. Turns out I was right!
Posted on 4/3/17 at 9:55 pm to Jack Bauer7
do tell?
This post was edited on 4/3/17 at 9:56 pm
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