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TulaneLSU's Top 10 signs of Seattle

Posted on 8/9/20 at 3:39 pm
Posted by TulaneLSU
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Posted on 8/9/20 at 3:39 pm
Dear Friends,

Whenever I visit a city, I walk the city. I do not know any other way to learn a city. Riding in a car or a bus or a subway is lacking in almost every way. To know the people, their stories, and the buildings, one must get out there and pound the pavement. For some of our friends, like dear OWL, walking may be difficult, so I suggest wheeling around town, which I assume offers the same experiential benefits of walking. I have spent many hours walking the many streets of Seattle this last week, perhaps reaching 40 miles in distance. With camera in hand, mind focused, and spirit led, I have accumulated my favorite ten signs of Seattle. I do hope you enjoy.

10. Bush Garden



As the East Coast and New Orleans faced the scourges of organized Italian crime syndicates in the early 1900s, Seattle faced a similar plight with Japanese crime bosses. The Willswood Tavern of Seattle at that time was the Toyo Club, the West Coast’s second largest casino. The Toyo Club, sometimes called the Tokyo Club, opened sometime in the 1910s in Nihonmachi, which was the Japenese neighbor to Seattle’s Chinatown.

It did not become notorious and world-changing until Kanekichi Yamamoto, Seattle’s version of Carlos Marcello, rose the ranks. Yamamoto was just 17 when he entered Toyo’s doors in 1918. Toyo at the time was the nucleus for a poorly organized syndicate in the Pacific Northwest that controlled gambling and prostitution in the region, mostly among the Japanese and Chinese. But it was also a center for Japanese American culture, serving as a social club and a restaurant.

Yamamoto, recently migrated from Tokyo, started working at Toyo as a busser, but his ability to get things done was noted by the club’s leader, Tayokichi Yamada, and Yamamoto quickly ascended the ranks as Yamada’s personal bodyguard. By the mid-30s, Yamada was arrested for tax evasion. Seattle’s Japanese community was humiliated by this man, so they sought to have him deported, which the U.S. government happily did. Legend has it that Japan sent Yamada to organize casinos in Manchuria after its imperial expansion.

Yamamoto was by the mid-1920s running the syndicate’s day-to-day operations, which controlled gambling, prostition, and the opiate trade in the Pacific Northwest all the way to Alaska. Opium dens were rampant in this part of Seattle, and Yamamoto controlled them all. His scummy business was good, but it was about to skyrocket.

Out east, the organized crime bosses knew that their cash cow, illegal alcohol, was about to become legal again. With legalization, its monopoly over it would end. So many families of the Mafia chose a new path to wealth: opiate dealing. One such family was the Outfit in Chicago, run by Al Capone. Capone sent his men to meet with Yamamoto and a seven figure deal was made. Capone and Yamamoto met weeks later in Las Vegas. Yamamoto would supply Chicago with opiates and they would split everything 50/50.

Just as today, when you buy illegal drugs you are supporting anti-American activities, so too was that the case in Yamamoto’s day. The tens of millions his Toyo Club and its heroin distribution brought were destined for the coffers of Japanese imperialism, leading to the Pacific theater of World War II. More than that, the Toyo Club served as a breeding ground for Japanese spies, making their way to the West Coast. The end goal was Japanese rule of the west coast of the U.S.

In 1939, Yamamoto was deported to Japan. The Toyo Club found a successor, but after Pearl Harbor, the club wielded no power, as Japanese Americans were rounded up and put in camps. I am uncertain what happened to the Toyo Club after 1941 as a building, but in 1957 Roy and Joan Seko bought the building.

The Sekos named it Bush Garden and during its heyday, it served 450 diners at a time. It also is purported to be the first karaoke club in America. It was sold again to the Sadatas in 1997, who closed the restaurant but kept the bar open in 2016.

While you walk through the International District today, take note of this sign and this building. They signify something far bigger and deviant than the nation’s first karaoke bar.


9. SIFF Cinema Uptown



Walking downtown Seattle is an easy task, even if it is somewhat hilly. The hills become steeper as one moves north. Mother and I wanted to make it to Kerry Park, which gives a stupendous overlook of the city. On the way, we passed an area that I assume is known as Uptown. It certainly does not have the charm or character of the real Uptown, starting at Canal Street, which winds its way to Carrollton.

Nonetheless, this theater’s marquee is quite striking, and its neon glass provokes one to wonder how beautiful it must look when glowing in the dark. Opened in 1926, it now is an artistic film theater that hosts the Seattle International Film Festival, for which the SIFF in the title stands.

8. Pike Street Market





For many, this is the most iconic sign in Seattle. I include it only for posterity’s sake and not to anger the locals and tourists alike who would moan if I excluded it. Look at the sign itself: it is very boring, much like the city it represents. I appreciate the clock, but not a lot of effort or thought when into the making of this sign. Be on the lookout on the Food Board for an upcoming Top 10 food items of Pike Street Market.


7. State Hotel



While Mother showered, I escaped to explore Pioneer Square, the historic old Seattle, which does not have much history, but there is at least some there. Seattle is one of those cities that lacks history, but worse than that, lacks any appreciation of history that it might have. Such is the place for a city built on technology companies. The material stuff of this world, and the history of man’s hands in molding that stuff, is an afterthought.

It seems only in the very tiny corner of Pioneer Square that there has been any effort to preserve the past. The population of homeless people in Seattle seems to appreciate this area, or perhaps it is where they are left alone best, as tourists do not seem to frequent the area. I saw perhaps ten people on the streets who were not high on drugs or exiting their tents while walking this area for an hour.

This building opened in 1891 and was home to the city’s first pharmacy. The State Hotel has since moved uptown and up have the prices also moved.

6. Mecca Cafe



Red flags abound with this dump whose slogan “Alcoholics service alcoholics since 1929” is sickening, especially so in a city so wrecked by drugs like alcohol and heroin. It is a tourist trap masquerading as a locals hangout. I would never enter and supposedly this place serves terrible food. All that withstanding, the sign is impressive, and this is a list about Seattle signs. It is not surprising that a yucky business would find its way on this list.


This post was edited on 8/9/20 at 4:04 pm
Posted by TulaneLSU
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Posted on 8/9/20 at 3:39 pm to
5. Original Starbucks



More smut from a smutty, uncultured city, the original Starbucks is also a disgusting organization who started here, or rather a store just down the block. Its signage is repulsive like a pathetic woman begging a man for sex. To protect my friends’ pure eyes, I have edited the nudity on the sign, which is accepted in Seattle. Have I mentioned what a horrible city Seattle is?

4. St. James Cathedral Jubilee Doors



The Roman Catholic presence which pervades the First Hill neighborhood is one of the few redemptive aspects of the entire soulless Emerald City. For a city its size, St. James Cathedral is not very impressive nor is Seattle University for that matter. But upon closer inspection, both gave morsels of beauty worth appreciating.

While technically not a sign, St. James Cathedral has majestic sculptured doors, which can be thought of as a sign. The door on your left has scenes from the Old Testament whereas the right door has scenes from the New. Beginning on the bottom left, we see Eve and Adam expelled from the Garden, while the serpent teases them from the Tree of Life. Moving upward, we see God’s revelation to Moses in the burning bush. Finally, we see the Exodus. Sculptor Ulrich Henn did not use much in the way of the OT for inspiration, for he has two scenes of Moses. I would have included at least one scene with Abraham, perhaps one with David, and then one with the prophets.

Anway, the New Testament door starts with the baptism of Jesus (I would have started with the Incarnation at Bethlehem, but again, I love Christmas so much!). The next two scenes appear to depict Jesus’ ministry of healing: first of the blind man and then of the lame man. Going back in his ministry, we see Jesus teaching, which I suspect is from the Sermon on the Mount. I do wonder if Henn spent a lot of time schematically planning his doors. My ordering would be different. Finally, we see Jesus enter Jerusalem on Palm Sunday before being crowned with thorns and mocked by a hostile crowd. At the last, we see Jesus carrying the instrument of his execution, the cross.

The door pediment, or more precisely, the tympanum, shows the heavenly city. Whereas the angel once pointed people out of the Garden, the angel now points to the Lamb, who is king and ruler of this city and gives life everlasting, which flows forth to nourish. This is the Christian history and future. Would only more in Seattle look to this rather than to Google, Amazon, and Netflix.

3. Museum of Museums



Some will call this selection a homeburger selection, since it has MoM in it. I make no apologies! No one can deny the magnificence of the polychromatic neon sign, standing in stark contrast to the black and white of the building. Seattle is a bleak city and it is rare to see much color. I am glad this sign offers a glimpse of hope.

2. Elephant Car Wash



Since 1951, the Elephant Car Wash has served Seattle’s dirty trying to clean it up. It seems, at least at this location, hope is lost. The wash is closed and the facilities appear to have been ransacked by rioters who have spray painted a host of vulgarities and propaganda onto the building’s walls. Standing still are the two iconic signs, quite striking. The one farther north sits on a rotating pedestal that is broken.

1. Bread of Life Mission





Seattle, like many places in America, is in desperate need of Christian love. Planted in the heroin-plagued Pioneer Square, Bread of Life Mission has offered hope and transformation to the lost since 1939. I pray our friend who rushed out CVS finds his way here. There is no better sign, message or institution in Seattle than the Bread of Life. “Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.”

Faith, Hope, and Love,
TulaneLSU
This post was edited on 8/9/20 at 3:45 pm
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
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Posted on 8/9/20 at 3:40 pm to
Are you always this bored? Like all the time?
Posted by diddlydawg7
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Posted on 8/9/20 at 3:43 pm to
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Are you always this bored? Like all the time?


Don’t get your panties in a wad just because you don’t understand art,
Posted by SpanishFortTiger
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Posted on 8/9/20 at 3:43 pm to
Tell me more about this “heroin.”
Posted by Obtuse1
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Posted on 8/9/20 at 3:44 pm to
Surprised not to see Old Ranier Brewery.

Posted by NastyTiger
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Gas me Teddy
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While Mother showered, I escaped to explore Pioneer Square,


Dafuq is wrong with you man. The devotion to this character for over a decade is fascinating and bizarre
This post was edited on 8/9/20 at 3:46 pm
Posted by Snoop Dawg
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Posted on 8/9/20 at 3:48 pm to
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Mother and I wanted to make it to Kerry Park, which gives a stupendous overlook of the city. On the way, we passed an area that I assume is known as Uptown. It certainly does not have the charm or character of the real Uptown, starting at Canal Street, which winds its way to Carrollton.


The neighborhood is called Lower Queen Anne, as that big hill above it with Kerry Park is Queen Anne Hill. The neighborhood is former home of the NBA Sonics and is the future home of the NHL’s Kraken. The Seattle Center just to the east was site of the 1962 World’ s Fair and is home to the Space Needle.
Posted by BobABooey
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Posted on 8/9/20 at 3:48 pm to
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using the slogan “Alcoholics service alcoholics since 1929.”

Larry Leo must own the place.
Posted by BigPerm30
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Posted on 8/9/20 at 3:52 pm to
Dear Friend,

Did your mother like the space needle? I know she always enjoys seeing mine.

Yourest sincerely truliest,
BigPerm
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Posted on 8/9/20 at 3:55 pm to
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A Menace to Sobriety


You uncultured swine.
Posted by HogBalls
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Posted on 8/9/20 at 4:00 pm to
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Dafuq is wrong with you man. The devotion to this character for over a decade is fascinating and bizarre

Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
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Posted on 8/9/20 at 4:01 pm to
Meh. I proposed a legitimate question.
Posted by NolaTiger52
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Posted on 8/9/20 at 4:12 pm to
You suck. Go to reddit with this shite
Posted by LoneStar23
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Posted on 8/9/20 at 4:13 pm to
Glad in a time filed with hatred you find a message to share of peace. Peace be with you and safe travels, friend.
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Posted on 8/9/20 at 4:23 pm to
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To protect my friends’ pure eyes, I have edited the nudity on the sign, which is accepted in Seattle.


Posted by TulaneLSU
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Posted on 8/10/20 at 7:09 pm to
Friend,

Thank you. We are making our return soon and appreciate every prayer and kind word and thought.

Yours,
TulaneLSU

P.S. There are no large trucker gas stations here, much to my relief.
Posted by Jake88
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Posted on 8/10/20 at 7:14 pm to
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Dafuq is wrong with you man. The devotion to this character for over a decade is fascinating and bizarre
He broke character a week or so ago in a thread about high school football.
Posted by TulaneLSU
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Posted on 8/10/20 at 7:19 pm to
Friend,

I was talking to an old nemesis, old hendersonhands, about a high school rivalry. And we have always discussed on TD this rivalry in politely prodding ways. For the record, it was soccer and Da J is always takin’ it to the Ritz. Nearly two decades ago I produced my one and only rap video and shared it with Henderson’s alma mater. It was quite a memory.

Yours,
TulaneLSU
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