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Trump takes his campaign to the next level
Posted on 1/14/16 at 5:40 pm
Posted on 1/14/16 at 5:40 pm
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Posted on 1/14/16 at 5:42 pm to BRgetthenet
Kip Holden 2020
Posted on 1/14/16 at 5:42 pm to BRgetthenet
To the tune of The Humpty Dance
The Trumpty Dance
[verse 1]
All right,
Stop what ya done,
'Cause I'm about to run,
I ain't the image or the style that you're used to,
I look funny,
But yo I make the money, see,
So yo world I hope you're ready for me,
So gather round,
I'm the new dude in town,
News says I'm a clown but I won't back down,
And I don't need your accolades I got my own on my shelf,
So let me just introduce myself,
My name is Trump see, pronounced with the Ump see,
All you others, you know I'm gonna trump thee,
All these pretenders in the top 10- allow me to bump thee,
I'm walking tall, y'all,
I get up on the stump, see,
You're gonna fall, when the primaries pump me,
I don't want crime,
Don't want the border all junky,
Trade sunk, see, want it to climb like a monkey,
I'm sick of this, Bring America Back,
You may think it's ridiculous,
But if you vote for me yeah we can get through this,
Hey Yo Rosie, you're bitter like licorice,
Yeah, I called you fat,
Look at me I'm winning,
And you know this is just beginning,
On a streak,
Pow, right to the moon,
Make America Great, if you put me in the Boardroom,
They say it's crazy,
Allow me to amaze thee,
"Unelectable" what? You know it just don't faze me,
I'm still winning on a "slim chance",
I even got my own dance,
[chorus]
See Trump's your man, here's your chance, vote for Trump,
Vote for Trump, D. Trump, come on and Vote for Trump, D. Trump
Vote for Trump, D. Trump, just watch me vote for Trump, D. Trump,
Do ya know what I'm doin' votin' Trump, D. Trump,
Vote for Trump, D. Trump, vote for Trump, D. Trump
[verse 2]
Pundits say "Yo Trump see, you're really funny lookin'"
That's all right 'cause the debate's cookin',
You sneer, you smear, you make fun of my hair see,
But no one else is near me,
I'll get us more see, behind closed doors see,
Bring jobs back to our shores see,
And yes people, I'm really being sincere,
'Cause once we Make America Great Again the jobs come back here,
My wallet's deep, but no I'm not ashamed,
'Cause when I called my favors in the politicians they came,
I get paid by my properties, yeah I'm in charge,
And my losses are small my profit margin's large,
But they're predicable, and quite despicable,
Use a word that don't mean nothin' unelectable,
I'm gonna do what I like, and when they diss it,
I'm the only one who'll say "you see my butt, well you can kiss it."
Also said that I'm gonna build a wall,
Well, yeah, I guess it's clear that I'm the only one with balls,
And all ya gotta do is give Trump D. a chance,
And now I'm gonna do my dance,
[chorus]
See Trump's your man, here's your chance, vote for Trump,
Vote for Trump, D. Trump, come on and Vote for Trump, D. Trump
Vote for Trump, D. Trump, just watch me vote for Trump, D. Trump,
Do ya know what I'm doin' votin' Trump, D. Trump,
Vote for Trump, D. Trump, vote for Trump, D. Trump
[breakdown]
Oh Trump's, got what it takes y'all,
Let's Make America Great Again right here,
Oh yeah,
Now that you know a little bit about the Don,
Let me tell you a little bit about this chance,
It ain't easy to do--but hear me out,
[verse 3]
You know things just ain't right and the system is broken,
Politicians going back on words that they've spoken,
Global Trade in the dumps see,
People say "we need someone to get us on Track" Trump, D.
Vote for Trump and he'll get us in motion,
Shake things up and cause a little commotion,
Not just anyone can play for real,
But this is his game y'all, Trump wrote "The Art of the Deal",
And when it's down to two people, the ballots are sealed,
He'll bring us round, get the U.S. on even keel,
Get Trump in, get the economy jumpin'
Won't let us down, votin' for Trump,
And when some PC lil' chump tries to get on your rump,
Tell 'em step off, I'm votin' for Trump,
[chorus]
See Trump's your man, here's your chance, vote for Trump,
Vote for Trump, D. Trump, come on and Vote for Trump, D. Trump
Vote for Trump, D. Trump, just watch me vote for Trump, D. Trump,
Do ya know what I'm doin' votin' Trump, D. Trump,
Vote for Trump, D. Trump, vote for Trump, D. Trump
Black people vote for Trump, vote for Trump, D. Trump,
White People vote for Trump, vote for Trump, D. Trump,
Hispanics, vote for Trump, vote for Trump, D. Trump,
Everybody vote for Trump, vote for Trump, D. Trump.
Get the Votes in!
[chorus]
See Trump's your man, here's your chance, vote for Trump,
Vote for Trump, D. Trump, come on and Vote for Trump, D. Trump
Vote for Trump, D. Trump, just watch me vote for Trump, D. Trump,
Do ya know what I'm doin' votin' Trump, D. Trump,
Vote for Trump, D. Trump, vote for Trump, D. Trump
Yeah, come on, take 'em down,
This post was edited on 1/14/16 at 5:44 pm
Posted on 1/14/16 at 5:42 pm to BRgetthenet
what in the hell
Posted on 1/14/16 at 5:42 pm to BRgetthenet
Holy awkward Batman.
Posted on 1/14/16 at 5:42 pm to BRgetthenet
Good thing that William Jefferson Blythe Clinton III wasn't there, he'd probably hit on one of them.
Posted on 1/14/16 at 5:43 pm to BRgetthenet
quote:
Member since Oct 2011
83128 posts
you passed me in # of posts?
impressive
Posted on 1/14/16 at 5:45 pm to BRgetthenet
Trump will drink the blood of every Muslim man, woman, and child
Posted on 1/14/16 at 5:45 pm to BRgetthenet
quote:
What do I win?
Posted on 1/14/16 at 5:45 pm to BRgetthenet
:cringe:
Posted on 1/14/16 at 5:46 pm to BRgetthenet
Dudes making a mockery of this whole process
Posted on 1/14/16 at 5:46 pm to BRgetthenet
And the comedic campaign of Trump continues. 
Posted on 1/14/16 at 5:47 pm to el Gaucho
quote:
Trump will drink the blood of every Muslim man, woman, and child
I hope he's thirsty.
Posted on 1/14/16 at 5:47 pm to Walt OReilly
I think that as long as we don't have a:
woman
Homosexual
Black
Muslim
Cigg smoker
Or communist as potus, we all win.
woman
Homosexual
Black
Muslim
Cigg smoker
Or communist as potus, we all win.
Posted on 1/14/16 at 5:50 pm to BRgetthenet
Troll so hard Iran wanna bomb me
But first they gotta find me
What's 50 grand to a Trump like me
But first they gotta find me
What's 50 grand to a Trump like me
Posted on 1/14/16 at 5:57 pm to BRgetthenet
That reminded me of the little NKorean girl at the beginning of The Interview 
Posted on 1/14/16 at 6:18 pm to unbeWEAVEable
I listened to it while driving home from work. I was shocked that it was going on forever..I looked down and realized I was only ninety seconds into it.
Posted on 1/14/16 at 6:19 pm to Walt OReilly
quote:yet somehow he's the front runner.
Dudes making a mockery of this whole process
Posted on 1/14/16 at 6:22 pm to BRgetthenet
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