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re: Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys overturns in Jasper County

Posted on 10/28/25 at 3:45 pm to
Posted by WESB59
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Posted on 10/28/25 at 3:45 pm to
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For the life of me, I can’t think of the name of that movie where a monkey escaped and a town was going to be destroyed by the government or something like that. Anyone? Bueller? Anyone?



"Outbreak" w/Dustin Hoffman & Rene Rousseau
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
63207 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 3:50 pm to
Outbreak


Dustin Hoffman
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
14674 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 3:50 pm to
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What kind of testing were they doing to those monkeys?


Retaliation whoever released Covid.
This post was edited on 10/28/25 at 3:53 pm
Posted by Buzz Lightbeer
Member since Feb 2018
2661 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 3:50 pm to
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Tulane has confirmed that it will send a crew to pick up the monkeys that are still caged on Wednesday.


Ehhh, we’ll get around to it.
Posted by Stat M Repairman
Member since Jun 2023
2815 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 3:53 pm to


Gotta get the rat king on this.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
20797 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 3:53 pm to
Looks like monkey business is huge in our little state

quote:

The largest primate research center in the U.S. is the New Iberia Research Center (NIRC), located at the University of Louisiana at Lafayette. It is the nation's largest academically affiliated center, housing more than 8,500 nonhuman primates.
Capacity: NIRC is home to over 8,500 nonhuman primates and is described as one of the largest primate centers in the United States.
Location: It is situated on an 118-acre site.
Specialization: The center specializes in the breeding, management, and importation of a diverse range of nonhuman primate species.
Research: NIRC offers a broad range of diagnostic, laboratory, and human resources for research aimed at promoting human quality of life.
Facilities: It includes over 485,000 square feet of buildings, with capabilities such as surgical suites and clinical pathology support.


New Iberia is where they breed the monkeys to send to the research facilities.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/mtMSoh2bxwFzGUVZ9?g_st=ic





This post was edited on 10/28/25 at 3:58 pm
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
78375 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 3:53 pm to
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Does anyone know where one could purchase said monkeys


Sounds like if you got a car and a wrench you have until tomorrow to aquire one.
Posted by Dantheman504
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Member since Jun 2013
6525 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 3:54 pm to
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None of this adds up to me at all.

I don't think it could be any more straight forward. What specifically isn't adding up? Are you confused how something can escape from an overturned vehicle? Or confused that animals are transported in vehicles?

Animal in vehicle.
Vehicle crash.
Vehicle open up.
Animal leave vehicle.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
105287 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 3:55 pm to
Brian Kelly has lost control of the monkey transport network.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 3:55 pm to
Not a fan of animals used for research
Posted by Roberteaux
mandeville
Member since Sep 2009
6231 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 3:56 pm to
'Aggressive' monkeys leaving Tulane escape in Mississippi crash, 'destroyed' by authorities

The Nola.com article has me scratching my head lol. The monkeys were "destroyed"??

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Monkeys leaving Tulane University on Tuesday were captured and "destroyed" after they escaped a transport truck that crashed on Interstate 59 in Mississippi, according to the Jasper County Sheriff's Department. Jasper County is in the southeast portion of the state above the city of Laurel. The truck flipped near mile marker 117, allowing some of the monkeys to escape. The Sheriff's Department did not say how many monkeys escaped or how many were "destroyed," though some that were unable to break free from their cages will be returned to Tulane.


Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
110936 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 3:57 pm to
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According to Jasper County Sheriff Randy Johnson, the truck was hauling Rehsus monkeys from Tulane
quote:

Officials said the animals weigh about 40 pounds each, are aggressive toward humans


They got these things roided up, or what?

quote:

The rhesus macaque (Macaca mulatta), colloquially rhesus monkey, is a species of Old World monkey in the Macaca genus. There are between six and nine recognised subspecies split between two groups, the Chinese-derived and the Indian-derived. Generally brown or grey in colour, it is 47–53 cm (19–21 in) in length with a 20.7–22.9 cm (8.1–9.0 in) tail and weighs 5.3–7.7 kg (12–17 lb).

LINK

I thought 40 pounds seemed a good bit bigger than what I thought these things were.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
78375 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 3:59 pm to
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The monkeys were "destroyed"??



Probably killed.

Maybe some legal/scientific term/translation so it doesn't sound so bad.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
20797 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:00 pm to
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None of this adds up to me at all.

quote:

I don't think it could be any more straight forward.


The part that doesn't add up is how the middle of Mississippi is on the route between the research facility in Covington and the state of Florida. It's a good way north of I-10.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
115383 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:01 pm to
See y'all in 28 days
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
78375 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:05 pm to
quote:

The part that doesn't add up is how the middle of Mississippi is on the route between the research facility in Covington and the state of Florida. It's a good way north of I-10.


Again, it is likely that the truck isn't on a direct route. Could be transporting multiple styles of animals to different locations.
Posted by CootDisCootDat
St. Charles, The Community
Member since May 2014
1750 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:05 pm to
quote:

For the life of me, I can’t think of the name of that movie where a monkey escaped and a town was going to be destroyed by the government or something like that. Anyone? Bueller? Anyone?

quote:

Bueller?

Matthew Broderick was in Project X, the movie about a secret military project teaching chimps to fly.
This post was edited on 10/28/25 at 4:06 pm
Posted by TxWadingFool
Middle Coast
Member since Sep 2014
5639 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:12 pm to
There is pretty good sized research facility in San Antonio, had a friend that picked up a project to repair some of the cages. They moved the monkeys out of the first cage one day and he goes in welds in a new floor of the cage using the expanded metal supplied by the facility. The next day he goes back and there is blood and clumps of fur everywhere under the cage, apparently the expanded metal they supplied was just big enough for their nut sacks to go through but not big enough for them to slide back out and there were a bunch of pissed off, nutless monkeys found the next morning. True story.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10500 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:15 pm to
Why?
Posted by ZIGG
Member since Dec 2016
12044 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:17 pm to
Theo was there in Covington whenever it happened in 1994

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