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Traveling constipation?

Posted on 4/5/18 at 10:30 pm
Posted by RandySavage
Member since May 2012
30840 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 10:30 pm
This happen to anyone else? Any time I take a trip I can’t take a dump for 4-5 days. It sucks

Sitting on the can trying to will it out as I post this
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 10:31 pm to
Nope coffee keeps me regular
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56010 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 10:32 pm to
fwiw, I speak from experience when I tell you that is a sure fire way to end up with hemorrhoids. get yourself some mira-lax and take a dose every night before bed.
Posted by LSUgirl4
Member since Sep 2009
39501 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 10:32 pm to
fo sho.
hang out fest was the worst.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48475 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 10:32 pm to
Same. Usually at least 3 days.
Posted by lowspark12
nashville, tn
Member since Aug 2009
22368 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 10:33 pm to
I changed jobs about 2 months ago and my body rhythm has been all fricked up.

Something about messing up that routine just sucks.
Posted by TDFreak
Dodge Charger Aficionado
Member since Dec 2009
7364 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 10:35 pm to
Miralax FTW
Posted by JamesLang
Member since Mar 2018
388 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 10:36 pm to
It wasn’t the traveling. It was the DRUGS.
Posted by CuseTiger
On the road
Member since Jul 2013
8201 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 10:36 pm to
Coffee and a bunch of corn are your friend in this case
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33890 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 10:37 pm to


Sucks for you.

ETA:

quote:

Sitting on the can trying to will it out as I post this
Are you rocking back and forth and side to side?

It's my go-to.
This post was edited on 4/5/18 at 10:39 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98180 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 10:38 pm to
Better that than the runs.
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167220 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 10:39 pm to
Take fiber daily. You'd be surprised how many problems could be solved if people would just take a fiber supplement.

ETA: Just got back form Mexico today and heading to Vegas in the morning. No issues at all for me but I do take fiber daily. I am as regular and consistent as a clock no matter what.
This post was edited on 4/5/18 at 10:43 pm
Posted by scottfruget
Member since Nov 2010
3392 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 10:40 pm to
Dear health related iPhone app...
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155540 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 10:41 pm to
Find a walgreens or cvs and grab a box of these. One a day will have you shitting logs like an Asplundh truck.

Posted by white perch
the bright, happy side of hell
Member since Apr 2012
7129 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 10:42 pm to
Go drink a bottle of mag citrate and watch the fire works
Posted by RandySavage
Member since May 2012
30840 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 10:46 pm to
Of course, bouncing up and down, pulling my cheeks apart, loud strains tried it all. Got two bean size little turds in about half an hour
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
13877 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 10:48 pm to
Youre a woman? Women seem to require the stars algning in order to shite.

On edit, i drank some cherry juice when i had gout a few months ago. Cherry juice will clean you out, 10-15 minutes from top to bottom.
This post was edited on 4/5/18 at 10:50 pm
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134860 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 10:49 pm to
2 cups of coffee and a couple Camels will get you right
Posted by drockw1
Member since Jun 2006
9106 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 10:51 pm to
Just got back from Munich...my diet is always crap over there, nürnberg sausages & pretzels galore...coffee got me through.

Always takes a few days to re-adjust. Salads go a long way upon return.
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
50765 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 10:53 pm to
quote:

Just got back form Mexico today and heading to Vegas in the morning.


subtle vacation brag
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