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re: Traveling constipation?

Posted on 4/5/18 at 10:55 pm to
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53837 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 10:55 pm to
quote:

2 cups of coffee and a couple Camels will get you right

Not sure why but I have OPs issue as well. And I have plenty of beer, coffee etc at the in laws, still stove up. Maybe it's because I'm a 15-20 minute man. I don't like shitting in public bathrooms either and I'm as regular as Big Ben at home.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184596 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 10:57 pm to
quote:

subtle vacation brag




All for business :(
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53975 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 11:01 pm to
You better get some pool time in. Take the laptop to the pool.

Las Vegas already hitting 88-90 this weekend.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184596 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 11:03 pm to
quote:

Las Vegas already hitting 88-90 this weekend.




We stopped at Million Air in Tucson today to refuel and go through customs and it was hot as balls.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 11:06 pm to
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fwiw, I speak from experience when I tell you that is a sure fire way to end up with hemorrhoids. get yourself some mira-lax and take a dose every night before bed.




After taking a shite and my toilet looked like a murder scene I drink a big glass of sugar free Metamucil every night. Hemorrhoids can be a pain in the arse.
Posted by Tactical Insertion
Member since Feb 2011
3205 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 11:08 pm to
Gatortail
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 11:09 pm to
quote:

Are you rocking back and forth and side to side?

It's my go-to.


I usually just break out a teaspoon.
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 11:14 pm to
drink some warm sea salt water on a fairly empty stomach. that 4-5 days will go down to under one hour.
Posted by Statestreet
Gueydan
Member since Sep 2008
13901 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 11:26 pm to
Kiwi... go buy some and eat it
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18570 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 11:30 pm to
They set the atomic clock off my bowel movements. I’m that regular.
Posted by skinny domino
sebr
Member since Feb 2007
14536 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 4:20 am to
quote:

Any time I take a trip I can’t take a dump for 4-5 days. It sucks
damn dude, hemis is going to knock up on you.
Posted by Rougaroux
Madisonville
Member since Feb 2017
723 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 5:49 am to
I shite like 2-3 times a day no matter where I am.
Posted by ChenierauTigre
Dreamland
Member since Dec 2007
34743 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 5:52 am to
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No issues at all for me but I do take fiber daily. I am as regular and consistent as a clock no matter what.


That is because you are extra-full of crap.

Hey Stout.
Posted by tilco
Spanish Fort, AL
Member since Nov 2013
14625 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 6:41 am to
Yes. I call it fecal hoarding. I’ll pray for you.
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Az via La
Member since Feb 2006
13377 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 6:44 am to
I agree, it’s funny when I’m back in my subdivision the urge suddenly hits me - I’m like where have you been?
Posted by DawgGONIT
Member since May 2015
2961 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 6:49 am to
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This happen to anyone else? Any time I take a trip I can’t take a dump for 4-5 days. It sucks


I know a proven laxative that will get you shitting by the end of the day. What you need to do is buy a big tub of Blue Bell ice cream, and then eat all of that by the supper time. YOu will be shitting soon enough my child.
Posted by PaperPaintball92
Fly Navy
Member since Aug 2010
5330 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 6:50 am to
This happens to me all the time. Especially when I fly to a destination.
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
38283 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 7:00 am to
I'm the opposite. Flying pushes the poop out.
Posted by stinkdawg
Savannah, smoking by the gas cans
Member since Aug 2014
4072 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 7:12 am to
I usually go to a breakfast place. Waffle, Huddle... order everything on an omelette and hash browns. Then I go and sit on the jon and fasten a seat belt.
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
10392 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 7:18 am to
We always called it Gulf Breeze Lock Up. I guess because it was when we went to the beach. lol
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