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TP burn rate
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:14 pm
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:14 pm
Figured out that the burn rate in my house is so much greater than usual. Not shitting at work and school can account for some of the variation, but probably not all. The rest of the unexplained variation, I suspect, is due to being cooped in the house surrounded by food and eating like a hobbit.
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Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:16 pm to Bengalbio
Sounds like one shitty family.
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:16 pm to Bengalbio
Install a retrofitted bidet on your toilet and dont even worry about it.
It renders these types of conversations pointless.
It renders these types of conversations pointless.
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:22 pm to Bengalbio
I like to burn toilet paper in my front yard just to tease the neighbors that didn't stock up enough.
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:26 pm to Bengalbio
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Figured out that the burn rate in my house is so much greater than usual.
Prolly cuz the females in your household wrap their hands with 8 layers of paper to wipe up after a pee. I admire cleanliness, but they waste a lot of TP.
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:27 pm to Bengalbio
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Not shitting at work and school
Not only has this affected my TP consumption rate but my water and sewage bills as well.
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:31 pm to Bengalbio
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really don't have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:33 pm to Boring
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The average person uses 1 roll per day.
Not even close.
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:33 pm to Bengalbio
I've got 62 loaves of bread, so I'm using that to wipe. The dingleberries are pretty wild.
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:34 pm to Boring
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The average person uses 1 roll per day.
That's not average. That's called gastrointestinal problems. Go see a dr. man.
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:38 pm to Boring
You have some intestinal problems, bro. I use a roll a month.
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:41 pm to Boring
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The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
We use about 24 rolls per month for a family of 3 (2 women). Probably higher with us all home all day.
This post was edited on 3/26/20 at 12:42 pm
Posted on 3/26/20 at 1:01 pm to Boring
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The average person uses 1 roll per day.
I have 5 women in my house so I would have to knock over a Charmin truck to last a month if that were the case.
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