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Posted on 4/30/15 at 9:11 am to
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 4/30/15 at 9:11 am to
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You're fricking high if you only rate her a 5/10. She's not a 10/10, but come the frick on.

On pure looks, she's definitely better than a 5.

That said, a part of my rating of ANY female is what I would call "anticipated performance". Call it a factor you have to multiply by.

You take a chick's actual rating, then multiply it by your anticipated performance factor.

Well, Taylor reminds me EXACTLY of this chick I got hold of a long time ago. I couldn't wait to get in those pants. Dumped a perfectly cute girlfriend to do so.

No shite. 2 minutes into fricking that girl, I was like, "well frick this shite, I messed up". Why? Cause she was about as "hot" in bed as a bucket of ice.

So, what ever you'd rate Taylor, I would multiply that by AT BEST, a anticipated hot performance factor of about .7.

Gimme a chick that looks like Taylor but with a factor of 1.25 minimum!!!
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61451 posts
Posted on 4/30/15 at 9:13 am to
That may be the most pathetic post I'll read today
Posted by RebelOP
Misty Mountain Top
Member since Jun 2013
12500 posts
Posted on 4/30/15 at 9:14 am to
I hope he didn't sit there and type that out.
Posted by DrRogers
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2014
581 posts
Posted on 4/30/15 at 9:14 am to
Weekly T-Swift thread giving me a knob in class.

Much apprecaited
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 4/30/15 at 9:14 am to
she'd be a lot hotter if she didn't sing such shitty music.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
34197 posts
Posted on 4/30/15 at 9:15 am to
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Taylor Swift is a 10!!!!

This is a fact! Supermodel, millionaire, musician, 6'1", light hair, light eyes.
That's the total package for me.
Posted by iheartlsu
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
27750 posts
Posted on 4/30/15 at 9:16 am to
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she'd be a lot hotter if she didn't sing such shitty music.

haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 4/30/15 at 9:16 am to
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That may be the most pathetic post I'll read today



LOL.

You don't think that there are factors in how hot a chick is other than how she looks in a pic?

What are you, 12?
Posted by Delirium
Member since Dec 2008
2415 posts
Posted on 4/30/15 at 9:17 am to
She's very attractive, but she needs some meat on her arse and bigger tits.
Posted by PhiTiger1764
Lurker since Aug 2003
Member since Oct 2009
14578 posts
Posted on 4/30/15 at 9:17 am to
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You don't think that there are factors in how hot a chick is other than how she looks in a pic?

A made up "what I think she fricks like" factor is pretty dumb though. You wouldn't last 2 minutes with her.
Posted by c on z
Zamunda
Member since Mar 2009
130871 posts
Posted on 4/30/15 at 9:18 am to
Just stop.
Posted by CapitalCityDevil
Seattle
Member since Nov 2014
2916 posts
Posted on 4/30/15 at 9:18 am to
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6'1"
In heels maybe
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
97682 posts
Posted on 4/30/15 at 9:18 am to
I like Swifty but I picture her having a wizards sleeve

Posted by Dead End
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2013
21237 posts
Posted on 4/30/15 at 9:20 am to
Taylor is a 10.

Only the gays will disagree.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
34197 posts
Posted on 4/30/15 at 9:21 am to
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a wizards sleeve
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 4/30/15 at 9:21 am to
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A made up "what I think she fricks like" factor is pretty dumb though. You wouldn't last 2 minutes with her.



Oh pahleez. If you haven't noticed in regular life that you absolutely CAN get a read on how "hot" a chick is, then you need to get out more.

Taylor is probably about as interesting in bed as your grandmother.
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89507 posts
Posted on 4/30/15 at 9:21 am to
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she'd be a lot hotter if she didn't sing such shitty music.

<---Unapologetic lover of Taylor's looks, attitude, and music. Her last album is money.
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
89065 posts
Posted on 4/30/15 at 9:23 am to
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If you haven't noticed in regular life that you absolutely CAN get a read on how "hot" a chick is, then you need to get out more.

Taylor is probably about as interesting in bed as your grandmother.


What does one have to do with the other? You're just making shite up/
Posted by steeltiger17
Member since Mar 2015
490 posts
Posted on 4/30/15 at 9:24 am to
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but she needs some meat on her arse and bigger tits.




how much more do you mother frickers need to get it up?
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13484 posts
Posted on 4/30/15 at 9:25 am to
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