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Delirium
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500+ hours in rocket league
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1.Be a fricking zombie while behind the wheel with passengers.
2. Crash and kill said passengers
3. Kill innocent people in the process.
… I'll take my chances with the boss
You sound like a giant pussy. Grab yourself a Monster energy and move along. 4 1/2 hours of sleep is not that bad.
re: Pregnant with no insurance, help
Posted by Delirium on 7/22/16 at 7:28 am to DavidTheGnome
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she's a teacher
Oh God, this frick up is responsible for teaching the future of America? No wonder this country is so fricked up. Next thing you'll tell me one of the students is the baby's daddy.
A terrible decision maker. Get her out of your life fast. Unless you're the poor dumb bastard who got her pregnant.... In that case, sucks to be you.
Sometimes I wonder why Louisiana is one of the worst states in terms of education...and then I read threads like this.
Incredibly blessed to not live in Louisiana anymore and I hope I never live there again.
Incredibly blessed to not live in Louisiana anymore and I hope I never live there again.
Not sure if this has been mentioned yet,but our crew had to train on the German tank (not the M1) for this competition.
Lol, how about raising your kid yourself k stead of paying someone to do it? Just an idea.
re: Just found out expecting twins - freaking out
Posted by Delirium on 4/20/16 at 8:00 am to TigerFanatic99
I have twins (boys). My biggest recommendation, honestly, is have your wife put them on the same schedule from the beginning. Get her the book "12 hours in 12 weeks"; our kids were sleeping through the night by 10 weeks.
The immediate lack of sleep coupled with a work schedule was the toughest part. Puts a lot of strain on everything because you as the father cannot really delegate nighttime feedings completely to the wife since there's two of them.
Best of luck. Don't freak out,its a blessing. My little dudes have built in best friends. It's pretty awesome.
Edit: if they're two girls, disregard everything I said. Your life is going to suck and may God have mercy on your soul.
The immediate lack of sleep coupled with a work schedule was the toughest part. Puts a lot of strain on everything because you as the father cannot really delegate nighttime feedings completely to the wife since there's two of them.
Best of luck. Don't freak out,its a blessing. My little dudes have built in best friends. It's pretty awesome.
Edit: if they're two girls, disregard everything I said. Your life is going to suck and may God have mercy on your soul.
re: Would you hang out with Putin, Kim Jong Un, etc...?
Posted by Delirium on 3/19/16 at 6:05 am to TheBadgerOfHoney
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Crazy story...I'm in Seoul at some bar while on TDY to South Korea with the Army. I'm there with my Korean-American buddy and a couple of his Korean friends about 3 years ago. Anyways I'm pretty drunk on soju and break away from the rest of the group for a bit while they are doing karaoke or the Gangnum Style. I end up playing pool and flirting back and forth with some hot Korean chick, and although drunk, wondering if it's that easy if you're a white guy, or just lucky, because there were a lot of other dudes around and I wasn't trying that hard. So after this girl sort of being all over me and vice versa for a bit, I see my buddy approach the room with a horrified look on his face. He comes up to me in an urgent manner saying we have to go to another bar cause everyone else in the group is ready to leave. I give him the look like "bro I'm about to seal the deal with this hottie, why are u cock blocking"? He gets very flustered and annoyed and grabs me away saying we are leaving now just go with it. I can't even manage to give the chick my number but blow her a kiss. Anyways, 10 mins later we get to another bar and they explain to me that the girl I had been flirting with was Kim Jong Un's niece....holy shat!!!!
And then everybody walk the dinosaur
Just get a game pad. Way better than creating shitty threads on steam threatening to not buy the game.
re: Man arrested on drug charges in 2014 gets 4 years in federal prison
Posted by Delirium on 1/20/16 at 5:12 am to RunLindsayRun
Perhaps most impressive is the fact that he was somehow able to shave his face into that immaculate goatee.
It makes me wonder: you care enough about your appearance to shave a neat goatee each day, but yet you look like Patrick from sponge Bob
It makes me wonder: you care enough about your appearance to shave a neat goatee each day, but yet you look like Patrick from sponge Bob
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watching the Ole Miss vs. ARK replay.
Damn, your life sucks
Why would your dad decide to get circumsized at age 52,bro? You come from a fricked up family.
Seriously, 52? Holy shite why even decide to do it at that point?
Seriously, 52? Holy shite why even decide to do it at that point?
re: Woman Reaction to Achieving the American Dream
Posted by Delirium on 12/4/15 at 9:24 pm to LSU_Saints_Hornets
The kids don't stand a chance.
re: ‘Jeopardy’ Contestant’s Voice Has The Internet Freaking Out
Posted by Delirium on 11/28/15 at 8:15 pm to Charlie Arglist
Annoying voice
re: UPDATE: It's Charlie Sheen - Major Hollywood actor has HIV
Posted by Delirium on 11/8/15 at 7:59 am to CunningLinguist
I hope they both get the death penalty.
I'm not a Chris Christie fan either, but standards are standards. I'm not sure why this is news.
quote:is your friends Initials JR? If so, I was in the same apartment in the other room. He called me telling me the story (I left early the next morning) and I couldn't stop laughing. Chick was fat as hell btw.
I'll tell a story for a friend. My buddy stayed the night at a chicks house. He woke up naked in her bed, she wasn't there and all his clothes were gone. He went ahead and took a dump in her bed and grabbed her robe to leave. As he was sneaking out she showed up with his clothes freshly cleaned and folded. He put them on and left.
They used to have a whole library of computer games you could download and play included with the membership. But I think they sold that portion of their company and now focus on the mail-in game.
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