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re: Tonite at Walmart
Posted on 4/27/18 at 9:57 pm to lsuoilengr
Posted on 4/27/18 at 9:57 pm to lsuoilengr
I must be retarded because I have no idea what you’re saying. A man tried to steal your jalapeños??
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Posted on 4/27/18 at 9:58 pm to lsuoilengr
If these are the oil engineers coming out of Louisiana no wonder shite blows up
Posted on 4/27/18 at 9:58 pm to lsuoilengr
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Was checking out and a man and his wife bring their cart up and start unloading. Cashier as if it was jalapenos and the guy charges over and bends over my stuff to make sure I'm not pulling a fast one when I answered yes.
Thought it was odd and didn't think much of it.
I swipe my card then start loading my cart while the cashier is scanning my items. Turn around he is has his hands doing something on the credit card reader.
I yell "excuse me sir" as I charge him and he runs back behind his wife.
Don't understand what happened, I have never done something like this before.
Guess thought he was stealing but honestly don't know because at the time there was zero thinking involved.
It was scary because I wasn't in control when it happened.
Any one have such a experience?
TL:DR
While loading my cart some guy is trying to steal my card info off the reader.
When I saw him tried to Hulk smash him and he ran and hid behind his wife
....
Holy shite. Aside from my eyes getting AIDs from trying to read this post, I have never had a clearer image of someone from the website peopleofwalmart.com
Posted on 4/27/18 at 9:58 pm to lsuoilengr
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lsu
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oil
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engr
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Tonite
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Walmart
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Hulk smash
Are you sure you’re an Engineer?
Posted on 4/27/18 at 9:59 pm to 99BLKBRD
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I must be retarded because I have no idea what you’re saying. A man tried to steal your jalapeños??
I think he tried to pay with a jalapeño and the man was cleaning off the machine.
Then he attacked him
Posted on 4/27/18 at 10:02 pm to lsuoilengr
I see English is not your first language.
Posted on 4/27/18 at 10:02 pm to lsuoilengr
I would actually like to have seen this...sounds like some funny shite! 
Posted on 4/27/18 at 10:04 pm to lsuoilengr
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Cashier as if it was jalapenos
Are you fricking drunk?
Posted on 4/27/18 at 10:04 pm to lsuoilengr
Posted on 4/27/18 at 10:05 pm to fr33manator
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I think he tried to pay with a jalapeño and the man was cleaning off the machine.
Then he attacked him
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When I saw him tried to Hulk smash him and he ran and hid behind his wife
From what I gather, he tried to smash a dude in front of that dude's wife after paying for groceries with Jalepenos that were mistaken to be some other item, and pulling one out on the cashier?
Posted on 4/27/18 at 10:06 pm to Martini
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Are you fricking retarded mumbles?
Posted on 4/27/18 at 10:08 pm to lsuoilengr
You sir are a dummy
Posted on 4/27/18 at 10:18 pm to lsuoilengr
Can someone translate this from Oilfield to English please?
Posted on 4/27/18 at 10:22 pm to SG_Geaux
quote:My wife let me drive to Walmart and use her debit card. Not sure how any of this works. I just read mud logs, brah.
Can someone translate this from Oilfield to English please?
Posted on 4/27/18 at 10:24 pm to lsuoilengr
I love when a thread doesn't go how OP envisioned.
This post was edited on 4/27/18 at 10:27 pm
Posted on 4/27/18 at 10:26 pm to Slagathor
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He was jalapeño transaction?
Posted on 4/27/18 at 10:26 pm to lsuoilengr
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Cashier as if it was jalapenos
My new favorite line to use at Wal-Mart.
Posted on 4/27/18 at 10:46 pm to lsuoilengr
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lsuoilengr
So how long have you been you changing oil at Jiffy Lube?
Posted on 4/27/18 at 10:47 pm to SECdragonmaster
I shop at Walmart specifically to see the weirdos.
Posted on 4/27/18 at 10:48 pm to DCtiger1
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Your story makes zero sense. Are you sure you’re an engineer?
Sanitation engineer
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