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Tomorrow you wake up with the athletic abilities of all the top athletes that ever lived.
Posted on 5/4/23 at 4:24 pm
Posted on 5/4/23 at 4:24 pm
You are as fast Usain Bolt
Can jump as high as Vince Carter
Can shoot like Steph Curry
Have the pitching ability of Kershaw
Play CB like Deion
QB like Peyton
Bat like Barry Bonds
Can swim like Michael Phelps
etc etc.
Your height doesn't change at all but you look like you're in the best shape of your life.
You only have these abilities for 5 years then you go back to your normal self. What steps do you take to make the absolute most amount of money you can?
Can jump as high as Vince Carter
Can shoot like Steph Curry
Have the pitching ability of Kershaw
Play CB like Deion
QB like Peyton
Bat like Barry Bonds
Can swim like Michael Phelps
etc etc.
Your height doesn't change at all but you look like you're in the best shape of your life.
You only have these abilities for 5 years then you go back to your normal self. What steps do you take to make the absolute most amount of money you can?
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Posted on 5/4/23 at 4:24 pm to Sterling Archer
Golf
Posted on 5/4/23 at 4:25 pm to Sterling Archer
1. Hire Dylan Mulvaney as my spokesmodel
Posted on 5/4/23 at 4:25 pm to Sterling Archer
Golf
Posted on 5/4/23 at 4:26 pm to Sterling Archer
quote:
You are as fast Usain Bolt
I could probably make 100k a day in bets, if I am still in my current body.
Posted on 5/4/23 at 4:26 pm to Sterling Archer
TikTok and OnlyFans
Posted on 5/4/23 at 4:26 pm to Sterling Archer
quote:There’s more to life than this.
make the absolute most amount of money you can
Posted on 5/4/23 at 4:26 pm to Sterling Archer
Signing a baseball contract! If I can pitch, hit dingers and steal bases......
Posted on 5/4/23 at 4:26 pm to Sterling Archer
Your mom is gonna be sore
Posted on 5/4/23 at 4:26 pm to Sterling Archer
Get an instagram account.
Posted on 5/4/23 at 4:26 pm to Sterling Archer
either MLB or premier soccer.
This post was edited on 5/4/23 at 4:27 pm
Posted on 5/4/23 at 4:26 pm to LSUPilot07
quote:
Golf
Probably one of the fastest ways to get recognized.
Since this threads about making money,
MMA maybe. Just start destroying people and take every short notice fight you can. Switch to a higher paying sport when the season kicks off.
This post was edited on 5/4/23 at 4:28 pm
Posted on 5/4/23 at 4:27 pm to Sterling Archer
I think posting something running like Bolt would get my foot in the door the quickest
Can I be an Anthony Richardson with Peyton’s skills? If that’s the case, maybe see if I can’t sneak into a USFL practice and show off a little bit. The second I throw a ball like Patrick Mahomes and run a 4.3 they might not kick me out. Then I’m in the NFL this fall
Can I be an Anthony Richardson with Peyton’s skills? If that’s the case, maybe see if I can’t sneak into a USFL practice and show off a little bit. The second I throw a ball like Patrick Mahomes and run a 4.3 they might not kick me out. Then I’m in the NFL this fall
This post was edited on 5/4/23 at 4:33 pm
Posted on 5/4/23 at 4:27 pm to Sterling Archer
Well I still have all 4 years of eligibility for the NCAA so if I wanted to make the most money possible in 5 years I would walk on at Bama as a red shirt freshman.
Posted on 5/4/23 at 4:27 pm to ellunchboxo
quote:
Golf
Yeah, best shot at making the most money without destroying your body
Posted on 5/4/23 at 4:27 pm to Sterling Archer
quote:
Your height doesn't change at all but you look like you're in the best shape of your life.
You only have these abilities for 5 years then you go back to your normal self. What steps do you take to make the absolute most amount of money you can?
Unless my age changes, my only hope would be crossing my fingers that all of that will greatly improve my golf game and trying to figure out how to qualify for the Seniors Tour.
Posted on 5/4/23 at 4:27 pm to Sterling Archer
But can I golf?
Posted on 5/4/23 at 4:28 pm to Sterling Archer
Considering 3 of the top 5 athletes any given year are soccer players I would choose that.
Posted on 5/4/23 at 4:29 pm to Sterling Archer
I'd be the oldest person in all 3 major sports now that Brady retired. Golf would probably be the best option. I don't want to get hit by a linebacker or a 95 mph fastball.
This post was edited on 5/4/23 at 4:30 pm
Posted on 5/4/23 at 4:29 pm to Glorious
quote:
I think posting something running like Bolt would get my foot in the door the quickest
Just win a couple of races and endorsements roll in.
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