re: Toilet Paper all over BR now BUT just installed the bidet...

Shitty thread

It helps to wet yourself before going. You’re less likely to get stuff stuck to you if there’s no dry skin for it to cling too. The water hits you then falls into the toilet. You can shimmy around to make minor changes to where it’s hitting you but it’s not going to fly out the toilet unless you aren’t sitting on it.

It’s a game changer, just give one a try.

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Maybe I'm just stupid, and I'm sure my diet doesn't help, but all the fuss over bidets doesn't make any sense to me. I don't get how it's supposed to work. Might as well be three seashells.

I'm not ashamed to say that I've gotten shite on my hand a time or two.

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Step 1: Eat less Taco Bell

Yeah frick that handheld sprayer. No way that is sanitary.

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So you still need tp, just not as much.

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You can use some TP; however, many use some sort of washable cloth as I mentioned.

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With....toilet paper?

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This is a real issue. Toilet Paper dissolves in water, so when you have a wet arse, it starts to dissolve on your skin. This leave excessive dingleberries. IMO it's a major drawback, as well as not being completely dry and putting your pants back on. Wet arse sucks.

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Maybe I'm just stupid, and I'm sure my diet doesn't help, but all the fuss over bidets doesn't make any sense to me. I don't get how it's supposed to work. Might as well be three seashells.

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So if you got mud on your prius would you go get a towel and smear the shite, or get a hose and hose it off?

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I'm not ashamed to say that I've gotten shite on my hand a time or two. Does that shite come off just by running some water over it? frick no! It doesn't budge! Unless you approach something like pressure washer PSI, you can run water over shite all day and it'll still be there. You have to use soap, and you have to scrub.

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well it's not some low flow stuff shooting here. It's got some power.

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If the point is the water is just to get it a little wet so it's easier to wipe with toilet paper, I can kind of see that. But how much TP are you saving? How much cleaner are you getting? And how many times will you rip wet TP and get shite on your hand?

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My butthole is squeeky clean after the bidet. I simply pat it dry with a small amount of TP, like 3 or 4 squares.
I was going through a roll of TP every 2-3 shits before. like wiping a marker.

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So if you got mud on your prius would you go get a towel and smear the shite, or get a hose and hose it off?

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If you got mud on your prius seat, would you wipe it off with a towel or hose it off?

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well it's not some low flow stuff shooting here. It's got some power.

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Like how much power are we talking? If no one was on the toilet, would it spray the bathroom walls?

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My butthole is squeeky clean after the bidet. I simply pat it dry with a small amount of TP, like 3 or 4 squares.
I was going through a roll of TP every 2-3 shits before. like wiping a marker.

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Like how much power are we talking? If no one was on the toilet, would it spray the bathroom walls?

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Yes. Imagine your regular pressure coming out your sink run through just a few small holes at the tip of the bidet nozzle. The pressure did adjustable from a little water fountain gentleness to water jet cutter.

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If you got mud on your prius seat, would you wipe it off with a towel or hose it off?

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if i didn't care about getting the inside of the car wet, i'd hose it off. duh.

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Like how much power are we talking? If no one was on the toilet, would it spray the bathroom walls?

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without a doubt.
THis isn't some trickle of water that comes out. It's whatever pressure you have coming to your house, coming out of a 1/4" nozzle, not regulated in any way. At least mine is. It's literally like getting the hose and putting it on jet.

i bought similar to this one from Amazon LINK
Mine doens't have the front shooter, or the warm water, but it's that model. It was like $40. I figured for $40, i could give it a try and see what its all about.
what it shows in the video the water shooting out, is nothing like what actually happens. I don't even know how they get it to go that low. If i put something on the mirror in front the toilet that's about 6 feet away, it would without a doubt clean it off the mirror.