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Toilet Paper all over BR now BUT just installed the bidet...
Posted on 3/26/20 at 11:21 am
Posted on 3/26/20 at 11:21 am
Thing is amazing! Where has this been all my life?
Tirdity Bidet Amazon
Hoard away A-Holes!
PS- just saw the company and lol'd, didn't put it together when I bought it.
Tirdity Bidet Amazon
Hoard away A-Holes!
PS- just saw the company and lol'd, didn't put it together when I bought it.
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Posted on 3/26/20 at 11:22 am to FatMan
I bought one a few weeks ago. Game changer. I can't believe I've been smearing shite on my arse my whole life.
Posted on 3/26/20 at 11:25 am to FatMan
Posted on 3/26/20 at 11:26 am to redneck hippie
quote:how is splattering better than smearing and how do you know when you're done?
I can't believe I've been smearing shite on my arse my whole life.
Posted on 3/26/20 at 11:27 am to redneck hippie
Posted on 3/26/20 at 11:29 am to FatMan
I've never used one, but doesn't it give you a wet arse?
Posted on 3/26/20 at 11:31 am to FatMan
Biobidet 4 Life.
Heated water? No problem. Heated seat? Got you covered. Pulsing water pressure? Yeah, we can do that. Micro-adjustment to enlarge coverage? Yup. Enema function? No problem. Feminine wash? Uh huh.
This product makes you rethink your life. Use your gubmint check on this thing now.
Heated water? No problem. Heated seat? Got you covered. Pulsing water pressure? Yeah, we can do that. Micro-adjustment to enlarge coverage? Yup. Enema function? No problem. Feminine wash? Uh huh.
This product makes you rethink your life. Use your gubmint check on this thing now.
Posted on 3/26/20 at 11:33 am to FatMan
You bought a water hose. Neat.
Posted on 3/26/20 at 11:33 am to FatMan
The demo pics. 
Posted on 3/26/20 at 11:42 am to L1C4
You pat your arse dry.
Posted on 3/26/20 at 11:47 am to shutterspeed
quote:
You pat your arse dry.
With....toilet paper?
Posted on 3/26/20 at 11:48 am to redneck hippie
quote:
Game changer. I can't believe I've been smearing shite on my arse my whole life.
Exactly brother!
You pat dry with 3 sheets- I think Cheryl Crow was misunderstood... I think she bidet'd THEN was able to use 3 sheets.
Posted on 3/26/20 at 11:49 am to RoyalWe
I got the Biobidet too. Warm air drying my arse is very relaxing. Whodathunkit?
This post was edited on 3/26/20 at 11:51 am
Posted on 3/26/20 at 11:50 am to FatMan
Maybe I'm just stupid, and I'm sure my diet doesn't help, but all the fuss over bidets doesn't make any sense to me. I don't get how it's supposed to work. Might as well be three seashells.
I'm not ashamed to say that I've gotten shite on my hand a time or two. Does that shite come off just by running some water over it? frick no! It doesn't budge! Unless you approach something like pressure washer PSI, you can run water over shite all day and it'll still be there. You have to use soap, and you have to scrub.
If the point is the water is just to get it a little wet so it's easier to wipe with toilet paper, I can kind of see that. But how much TP are you saving? How much cleaner are you getting? And how many times will you rip wet TP and get shite on your hand?
I don't know, man. I guess if you like the feeling then go for it. Or if you eat cardboard and you take no-wipers anyway, whatever. I just don't see a bidet being helpful at all. I see wet floors and wet pants, and the disgusting feeling of water running down my legs when I stand up.
I'm not ashamed to say that I've gotten shite on my hand a time or two. Does that shite come off just by running some water over it? frick no! It doesn't budge! Unless you approach something like pressure washer PSI, you can run water over shite all day and it'll still be there. You have to use soap, and you have to scrub.
If the point is the water is just to get it a little wet so it's easier to wipe with toilet paper, I can kind of see that. But how much TP are you saving? How much cleaner are you getting? And how many times will you rip wet TP and get shite on your hand?
I don't know, man. I guess if you like the feeling then go for it. Or if you eat cardboard and you take no-wipers anyway, whatever. I just don't see a bidet being helpful at all. I see wet floors and wet pants, and the disgusting feeling of water running down my legs when I stand up.
Posted on 3/26/20 at 11:54 am to Korkstand
quote:
Korkstand
Ever get "mud butt"? Wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe.......
These new toilet seats leave you squeaky clean. Jet of water removes everything! I used to grab some TP just to check. Always came back clean as off the roll.
Posted on 3/26/20 at 11:55 am to Korkstand
The water is pressurized, so the spray does clean you up.
Ideally, the user would keep some kind of drying cloth handy to dry although some bidets come with a drying function.
Ideally, the user would keep some kind of drying cloth handy to dry although some bidets come with a drying function.
Posted on 3/26/20 at 11:57 am to Korkstand
Anyone who questions the efficiency of a bidet has never used one. Yes, you can pretty much pressure wash your stink eye if you can handle it. Yes, if you get a cheaper one you will need toilet paper to dry, but way less than the amount needed to smear feces around your hairy but. The nicer ones have heated air dryer that works if you sit there for a minute or so. I just browse my phone while I dry.
Posted on 3/26/20 at 11:57 am to Korkstand
Got the wife and I one for Christmas, We've bought TP once since then. It is a game changer.
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:19 pm to Jdiggy
Lot of bidet knighting in here. quote:
Yes, you can pretty much pressure wash your stink eye if you can handle it.
Ok, obviously people love having their assholes sprayed, so I have a few honest questions:
1. If the pressure is high enough to blast shite off, where is it blasted to? Does your asscrack contain the splash radius? Does water ever splash out onto the floor or whatever?
2. How do you aim accurately? A couple inches one way or the other means your balls might get blasted, or your cheek/leg might get all wet. Do you ever end up with wet pants, or do you always take care to dry completely?
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:21 pm to PrivatePublic
quote:
With....toilet paper?
No... with your hands.
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