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FatMan
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Toilet Paper all over BR now BUT just installed the bidet...
Thing is amazing! Where has this been all my life?

Tirdity Bidet Amazon

Hoard away A-Holes!

PS- just saw the company and lol'd, didn't put it together when I bought it.


redneck hippie
Tulsa
Member since Dec 2008
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re: Toilet Paper all over BR now BUT just installed the bidet...
I bought one a few weeks ago. Game changer. I can't believe I've been smearing shite on my arse my whole life.


Green Chili Tiger
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arcalades
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re: Toilet Paper all over BR now BUT just installed the bidet...
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I can't believe I've been smearing shite on my arse my whole life.
how is splattering better than smearing and how do you know when you're done?


loogaroo
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re: Toilet Paper all over BR now BUT just installed the bidet...
Get one of these... https://hellotushy.com/

Thank me later


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L1C4
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The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
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re: Toilet Paper all over BR now BUT just installed the bidet...
I've never used one, but doesn't it give you a wet ass?


RoyalWe
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Prairieville, LA
Member since Mar 2018
782 posts

re: Toilet Paper all over BR now BUT just installed the bidet...
Biobidet 4 Life.

Heated water? No problem. Heated seat? Got you covered. Pulsing water pressure? Yeah, we can do that. Micro-adjustment to enlarge coverage? Yup. Enema function? No problem. Feminine wash? Uh huh.

This product makes you rethink your life. Use your gubmint check on this thing now.


Harry Morgan
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re: Toilet Paper all over BR now BUT just installed the bidet...
You bought a water hose. Neat.


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jdd48
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re: Toilet Paper all over BR now BUT just installed the bidet...
The demo pics.



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shutterspeed
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re: Toilet Paper all over BR now BUT just installed the bidet...
You pat your arse dry.


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re: Toilet Paper all over BR now BUT just installed the bidet...
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You pat your arse dry.


With....toilet paper?


FatMan
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re: Toilet Paper all over BR now BUT just installed the bidet...
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Game changer. I can't believe I've been smearing shite on my arse my whole life.


Exactly brother!

You pat dry with 3 sheets- I think Cheryl Crow was misunderstood... I think she bidet'd THEN was able to use 3 sheets.


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greygoose
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Member since Aug 2013
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re: Toilet Paper all over BR now BUT just installed the bidet...
I got the Biobidet too. Warm air drying my arse is very relaxing. Whodathunkit?
This post was edited on 3/26 at 11:51 am


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Korkstand
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re: Toilet Paper all over BR now BUT just installed the bidet...
Maybe I'm just stupid, and I'm sure my diet doesn't help, but all the fuss over bidets doesn't make any sense to me. I don't get how it's supposed to work. Might as well be three seashells.

I'm not ashamed to say that I've gotten shite on my hand a time or two. Does that shite come off just by running some water over it? frick no! It doesn't budge! Unless you approach something like pressure washer PSI, you can run water over shite all day and it'll still be there. You have to use soap, and you have to scrub.

If the point is the water is just to get it a little wet so it's easier to wipe with toilet paper, I can kind of see that. But how much TP are you saving? How much cleaner are you getting? And how many times will you rip wet TP and get shite on your hand?

I don't know, man. I guess if you like the feeling then go for it. Or if you eat cardboard and you take no-wipers anyway, whatever. I just don't see a bidet being helpful at all. I see wet floors and wet pants, and the disgusting feeling of water running down my legs when I stand up.


greygoose
Auburn Fan
Member since Aug 2013
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re: Toilet Paper all over BR now BUT just installed the bidet...
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Korkstand


Ever get "mud butt"? Wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe.......

These new toilet seats leave you squeaky clean. Jet of water removes everything! I used to grab some TP just to check. Always came back clean as off the roll.


shutterspeed
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re: Toilet Paper all over BR now BUT just installed the bidet...
The water is pressurized, so the spray does clean you up.

Ideally, the user would keep some kind of drying cloth handy to dry although some bidets come with a drying function.


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Jdiggy
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Member since Nov 2016
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re: Toilet Paper all over BR now BUT just installed the bidet...
Anyone who questions the efficiency of a bidet has never used one. Yes, you can pretty much pressure wash your stink eye if you can handle it. Yes, if you get a cheaper one you will need toilet paper to dry, but way less than the amount needed to smear feces around your hairy but. The nicer ones have heated air dryer that works if you sit there for a minute or so. I just browse my phone while I dry.


rented mule
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Member since Sep 2005
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re: Toilet Paper all over BR now BUT just installed the bidet...
Got the wife and I one for Christmas, We've bought TP once since then. It is a game changer.


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Korkstand
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Plaquemine, LA
Member since Nov 2003
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re: Toilet Paper all over BR now BUT just installed the bidet...
Lot of bidet knighting in here.

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Yes, you can pretty much pressure wash your stink eye if you can handle it.



Ok, obviously people love having their a-holes sprayed, so I have a few honest questions:


1. If the pressure is high enough to blast shite off, where is it blasted to? Does your asscrack contain the splash radius? Does water ever splash out onto the floor or whatever?

2. How do you aim accurately? A couple inches one way or the other means your balls might get blasted, or your cheek/leg might get all wet. Do you ever end up with wet pants, or do you always take care to dry completely?


HurricaneTiger
LSU Fan
Coral Gables, FL
Member since Jan 2014
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re: Toilet Paper all over BR now BUT just installed the bidet...
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With....toilet paper?

No... with your hands.


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