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Toilet humor
Posted on 10/11/16 at 2:26 am
Posted on 10/11/16 at 2:26 am
What you got?
Wife comes home unexpectedly, husband says oh, your home early. I wasn't expecting you! She says yeah I'm supposed to meet my lover here in about 30 minutes.
Wife comes home unexpectedly, husband says oh, your home early. I wasn't expecting you! She says yeah I'm supposed to meet my lover here in about 30 minutes.
This post was edited on 10/11/16 at 2:28 am
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Posted on 10/11/16 at 2:31 am to Mud_Till_May
Wat
Posted on 10/11/16 at 2:36 am to Mud_Till_May
I thought this was gonna be about farts and dumps and stuff
Posted on 10/11/16 at 3:01 am to Mud_Till_May
Posted on 10/11/16 at 3:11 am to Mud_Till_May
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
The captain's log.
The captain's log.
This post was edited on 10/11/16 at 3:14 am
Posted on 10/11/16 at 3:12 am to Mud_Till_May
Posted on 10/11/16 at 3:19 am to Sun God
quote:
I thought this was gonna be about farts and dumps and stuff
I was hoping for some humor
Posted on 10/11/16 at 5:07 am to Mud_Till_May
Mud....that was shitty
Posted on 10/11/16 at 5:10 am to Mud_Till_May
Man sits on toilet. Grunts. Strains. Pushes. Finally something happens. Noise is made. A foul odor is emitted. He rises. Looks down in the the toilet. And there it is. Your joke.
Posted on 10/11/16 at 5:21 am to RoyalBaby
One guy is in love with a girl He goes to the girl's father and says "I want to marry your daughter." The father says "With the money you have you can't even pay for my daughter's toilet paper."
"Don't worry, i'm not going to marry a girl who is full of crap."
"Don't worry, i'm not going to marry a girl who is full of crap."
Posted on 10/11/16 at 5:53 am to knight_ryder
Dude starts dating this rich girl. Things are going great and one day she invites him to go eat supper with her parents. He's kinda nervous but manages to get thru the meal fine. Afterwards they are sitting around the living room making small talk. An overwhelming urge to fart overcomes the guy. He doesn't know what to do. Almost in a panic he decides that he'll eek it out a little at a time and maybe they'll think it's the family dog Buster who is laying down beside him. He goes for it. "Riipp" his a-hole says. "Buster!!!!" yells the dad toward the dog. Great the guy thinks. It's working! He drops a little more. "Riiippp". "Buster!!!!" yells the dad. This is great thinks the dude. "Riiiipppppp" he farts with more gusto. "Damnit Buster!!" screams the dad, " get away from that nasty bastard before he shits all over you!!"
Posted on 10/11/16 at 6:00 am to LSUballs
What is 30 feet long and smells like urine?
Line dance at a nursing home?
Line dance at a nursing home?
Posted on 10/11/16 at 6:06 am to Martini
Posted on 10/11/16 at 7:21 am to Mud_Till_May
quote:
Toilet humor
quote:
Mud_Till_May
Username checks out.
Posted on 10/11/16 at 7:23 am to LSUballs
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Dude starts dating this rich girl.
This joke/story was good, nice work
Posted on 10/11/16 at 10:31 am to Mud_Till_May
Guy I knew in High School had a tree near his home with a forked limb over the street (you can see where this is going right).
He would sit in the fork and wait for a car to pass then bombs away.
I never witnessed this in person but was told by many unreliable sources that it was true.
He would sit in the fork and wait for a car to pass then bombs away.
I never witnessed this in person but was told by many unreliable sources that it was true.
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