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Today's crime roundup, Millenial edition
Posted on 7/26/18 at 7:14 pm
Posted on 7/26/18 at 7:14 pm
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A Palo Alto, California, couple woke up early Sunday morning to a terrifying surprise: There was a stranger in their bedroom, according to police.
It was a 17-year-old burglar, and he startled the 60-something residents awaketo ask for access to their WiFi network, according to Palo Alto police. The burglar had a garment obscuring his face, the victims said.
The burglar never got WiFi access, though. The man got out of his bed and forced the burglar out of their bedroom, down the hall and out the home’s front door, according to police. The couple called police right after that, around 12:30 a.m. Neither victim was injured. All that was missing from the home were two kitchen knives, the couple told police.
Officers quickly got to the scene and arrested the suspected burglar a block away, police said.
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Posted on 7/26/18 at 7:16 pm to Jim Rockford
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Millenial edition
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17-year-old burglar
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60-something residents
Uhhh
Posted on 7/26/18 at 7:17 pm to Jim Rockford
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17-year-old
Posted on 7/26/18 at 7:19 pm to East Coast Band
They're all millenials as far as I'm concerned.
Posted on 7/26/18 at 7:20 pm to Jim Rockford
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Today's crime roundup
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Jim Rockford
ill allow it
Posted on 7/26/18 at 7:20 pm to Jim Rockford
No one in this story is a millennial, tard.
Posted on 7/26/18 at 7:26 pm to Jim Rockford
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They're all millenials as far as I'm concerned.
Millenials get a bad rap enough, but since this new generation is looking to be even worse than millenials, they are still working a qualified name to label them.
Posted on 7/26/18 at 7:32 pm to East Coast Band
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they are still working a qualified name to label them.
What was wrong with the old one? "Stupid M_tha F_cka Idiot" still works.
Posted on 7/26/18 at 7:35 pm to TH03
quote:Anyone I don’t like = a Millenial
No one in this story is a millennial, tard.
Posted on 7/26/18 at 7:36 pm to Jim Rockford
Why didn't the dumb arse just go loiter at a Starbucks? Most places have free wifi now
Posted on 7/26/18 at 7:37 pm to Jim Rockford
What birth year do millenials run through?
This post was edited on 7/26/18 at 7:38 pm
Posted on 7/26/18 at 7:39 pm to Somebody2
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What birth year do millenials run through?
Like 1981-1997 or something like that
Posted on 7/26/18 at 7:39 pm to Jim Rockford
I’m confused...were the officers millennials? Because either that’s what you’re referring to or you’re an idiot.
Posted on 7/26/18 at 7:46 pm to Jim Rockford
The Louisiana version, couple wakes up and discovers a 17 yo burglar in their bedroom. Bang, no charges filed.
Posted on 7/26/18 at 7:48 pm to fallguy_1978
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Like 1981-1997 or something like that
What is the commonality between them? Somebody born in the early 80s has nothing in common with someone born in the late (or hell early even) 90s
Posted on 7/26/18 at 7:51 pm to DavidTheGnome
Well, yeah. That’s kind of the problem. There are millennials who hate millennials and they don’t even know they’re millennials.
Posted on 7/26/18 at 8:10 pm to Jim Rockford
You spelled "millennial" wrong, grandpa.
Posted on 7/26/18 at 8:11 pm to Somebody2
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What birth year do millenials run through?
1980-1996 is typical years, but it varies.
Posted on 7/26/18 at 8:12 pm to DavidTheGnome
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What is the commonality between them? Somebody born in the early 80s has nothing in common with someone born in the late (or hell early even) 90s
The same can pretty much be said about every generation. I don't think someone born in 1965 has that much in common born with someone in 1980 but they are both considered GenX by most.
Posted on 7/26/18 at 8:14 pm to DavidTheGnome
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What is the commonality between them?
Actually, a 16 year generation name is around average.
Baby boomers go from 46-64. Gen X from about 65-81.
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