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to the nice old lady that cropdusted me in the dairy section of supermarket
Posted on 4/25/16 at 12:40 pm
Posted on 4/25/16 at 12:40 pm
not cool granny
your lucky day i'm not a social media tard posting your pics all over the internet
your lucky day i'm not a social media tard posting your pics all over the internet
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Posted on 4/25/16 at 12:42 pm to LSU1NSEC
I love the smell of fart in the morning
Posted on 4/25/16 at 12:42 pm to LSU1NSEC
She got you bro. She's telling her girlfriends all about it later after Matlock.
Posted on 4/25/16 at 12:43 pm to LSU1NSEC
What if she is posting your pic on social media saying this is the loser I crop dusted?
Posted on 4/25/16 at 12:43 pm to LSU1NSEC
She may not even know she let it out. It might have been caught in her girdle all morning.
Posted on 4/25/16 at 12:44 pm to LSU1NSEC
You should have put her in her place for failing to control her flatulence.
Posted on 4/25/16 at 12:45 pm to LSU1NSEC
She should have followed that up by yelling "Get off my lawn!"
Posted on 4/25/16 at 12:48 pm to LSU1NSEC
quote:
old lady
probably didn't even know she crop dusted you
Posted on 4/25/16 at 1:13 pm to LSU1NSEC
her twat lips were prolly dragging just as far back as her dust when she passed you. (IWHI)
Posted on 4/25/16 at 1:20 pm to LSU1NSEC
Pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and move on.
Posted on 4/25/16 at 1:20 pm to LSU1NSEC
I saw a really good looking woman in the grocery store earlier today. I walked through where she had been standing a few seconds before and the perfume stench was overpowering. I'm still catching a hint of it now and then.
Posted on 4/25/16 at 1:21 pm to LSU1NSEC
Don't you mean crap dusted?
Posted on 4/25/16 at 1:22 pm to LSU1NSEC
Old people DGAF. The older I get the more I look forward to that.
Posted on 4/25/16 at 1:23 pm to LSU1NSEC
If that happened to me, I wouldn't even be mad. Hell, I'd be impressed.
Posted on 4/25/16 at 1:24 pm to WhoDat37
quote:
you're*
still wouldn't make sense....
Posted on 4/25/16 at 1:24 pm to WhoDat37
quote:
You're*
Wat?
Um...no
Posted on 4/25/16 at 1:24 pm to JoePepitone
quote:
I saw a really good looking woman in the grocery store earlier today. I walked through where she had been standing a few seconds before and the perfume stench was overpowering. I'm still catching a hint of it now and then.
it's all LOL until you personally get golden girl'd
Posted on 4/25/16 at 1:25 pm to LSU1NSEC
quote:
old lady that cropdusted
Walking farts, bro.
Posted on 4/25/16 at 2:27 pm to LSU1NSEC
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to the nice old lady that cropdusted me
Not enough info. Was it one of those dry, popcorn farts? Paper mill farts? A little wet fart? An oil slick?
Also, did she laugh or acknowledge your impending olfactory slap?
Was she like seventy old or ninety old?
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