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Posted on 8/19/14 at 1:57 pm to
Posted by Burt Reynolds
Monterey, CA
Member since Jul 2008
22443 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 1:57 pm to
Are you saying I didn't get a handy in the club?

How does anyone prove they caught a handy from a trannie? My point is that it was a life changing experience. Don't knock it till you try. The ladyboys really do look better than the chicks.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58413 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 1:59 pm to
I don't care if he is or isn't, I'm also not saying I don't believe him. But someone saying it's a fact without being there doesn't help his story. That's all I was commenting on.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171114 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 1:59 pm to
you're gay and I'm not reading that crap
Posted by Burt Reynolds
Monterey, CA
Member since Jul 2008
22443 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:01 pm to
quote:

you're gay and I'm not reading that crap


Gayer than your neckbeard?
Posted by Spaulding Smails
Milano’s Bar
Member since Jun 2012
18805 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:03 pm to
quote:

I don't care if he is or isn't, I'm also not saying I don't believe him. But someone saying it's a fact without being there doesn't help his story. That's all I was commenting on.

That's the same as people who believe the bible

Put a little faith in the fact that Burt got Cockatoo'd
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
67023 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:03 pm to
quote:

Ladyboy Bar
quote:

That's when I knew, I was in love with a ladyboy.
quote:

this was ever a man
quote:

dude, there's a dick tucked in there somewhere,
quote:

she began to give me the best over-the-pants handy I've ever gotten. my mouth went dry, my hands were clammy
quote:

I'm not afraid to admit, that I kissed her that night.
quote:

me gay
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:04 pm to
Didn't read.

Just going to assume you did a bunch of men for cheap.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47890 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:05 pm to
Is this her?

Posted by meauxjeaux2
watson
Member since Oct 2007
60283 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:06 pm to
this dude is a damn liar!

he just watched This video.
BTW,Man,if those 3 are tranny boys.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171114 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:06 pm to
I don't have a neck beard, homo
Posted by Grizzley
Member since May 2014
935 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:07 pm to
So am I summing this up correctly?

You go to Thailand.
You intend on having a night of unadulterated debauchery with female(s).
You end up falling in love with a tranny.

Posted by meauxjeaux2
watson
Member since Oct 2007
60283 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:08 pm to
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
65022 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:09 pm to
quote:

and he certainly wants to clear the air that he is not a homosexual


So he goes about this by detailing in a wall of text how he spent a night of passion making-out with and getting a handjob from a dude?

Seem legit.
This post was edited on 8/19/14 at 2:11 pm
Posted by Colonel Forbin
Member since Jul 2014
296 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:10 pm to
That was one of the better made up, yet entertaining stories I've read on here
Posted by Skin
Member since Jun 2007
6370 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:10 pm to
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When I lifted my head I looked on the wall behind the dancers and saw a sign that read "Ladyboy Bar"


Yeah dude, any straight man that sees that sign immediately gets up and walks out. There's no hesitation in my book. Then again, I'm not the type to go hooker hopping in Bangkok anyway.
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:12 pm to
I thought it was known that Bert is a big fat person.
Yall leave him alone, nothing wrong with an Asian dude jerking him off and copping a feel.
Dude needs it.
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:14 pm to
I believe you, Burt. You just go on being the best Burt you can be.

I'll go ahead and read the thread now, but if it hasn't been addressed yet, if you were receptive to the idea of ladyboy sex, why didn't you at least let her suck your dick? They say that dudes are naturally better at scarfing peen.

Also, that was a long arse trip, man. How rich are you?
Posted by brgfather129
Los Angeles, CA
Member since Jul 2009
17119 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:14 pm to
The idea that you sat on this story for two months is totally plausible.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171114 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:15 pm to
actually he's a tall, skinny to average sized dude.
Posted by Colonel Forbin
Member since Jul 2014
296 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:16 pm to
That isn't the only thing he sat on
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