Colonel Forbin

Tela 12.14.95

At Echo Project I watched a wookette giving birth during the GZA set. I was just peaking on some 2ci. People were trying to get medical help, but they hadn't arrived. Some other wookette claimed to be a midwife and was coaching the woman through this. Her wook man is standing there shirtless and spun like top, just making these weird sounds while he is crushing his beer can and spraying coors light all over everyone. He looked really anxious about the whole thing, grabbing his face and just making grunts and stuff. The baby's head starts to crown and the medics still haven't arrived. This is where it gets crazy...

It was so fricking dusty out there and the baby and all the surrounding fluids were immediately "muddified" by the blowing dirt. I mean, its fricking gross. All of a sudden, this fricking kid (probably 19 or 20) in his oversized neon, flat-brim LRG hat, runs up yelling "Welcome To The Party Bitch!" before he blows a huge plume of smoke right in the baby's face! While the umbilical cord is still attached and shite! The smell was unmistakeable, this baby had just been deemster'd. He must have pulled the hit from a bong, b/c it was monstrous.

Coors

Will you link your 80's thread that Burt Reynolds was talking about?

Twista is the best thing to come out of Chicago right now

Cutler vs. SF
Big Ben vs BAL

Who?

It is too "thug" for my tastes. The people are pretty rude too. Plus, frick all their sports teams :lol:

I was raised in Houma but I don't live in LA anymore

edit: The city itself isn't that bad. Just the people who live there make it that bad

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That was a little before Colonel Forbin's time on here though

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False. He was posting on this board at the same time as I was.

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How would you know if you are a new poster?

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I have been on here pretty frequently since the beginning of August. It isn't a hard trend to pick up on. It isn't like this board gets a lot of traffic