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re: Tl;dr
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:39 pm to UL-SabanRival
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:39 pm to UL-SabanRival
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That gave me a legit hard on
Rickety Cricket will come take care of that for you. But don't worry, he'll only think about chicks while he's doing it so it's not gay.
This post was edited on 8/19/14 at 2:40 pm
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Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:42 pm to Burt Reynolds
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I'm 100% strait. These dudes looked ten times better than anything
There comes a point when you realize that chicks w/ dicks are just as good or better than chicks
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Believe me, if I did I would brag about it. I'll come back after my next trip to thailand and write up a thread on it. I'm definitely going to bang one before I die if I don't puss out again
Why not just go to Japan or Europe and bang hot real girls?
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:42 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
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What is the general feeling on tranny porn? When you think about it, a video with one tranny and one girl is 75% female to 25% male where normal porn you just get 50% - 50%. And tranny and a guy is 25% so if you are into watching 3 dudes bang one girl it is really the same thing.
A crossfit chick is 25% male
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:42 pm to Rickety Cricket
It's honestly a metaphysical philosophical debate
It's a paradox really. Why would god tempt me with such a beautiful creature
It's a paradox really. Why would god tempt me with such a beautiful creature
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:43 pm to Darth_Vader
I don't want Rickety Crickety. I want you.
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:43 pm to Burt Reynolds
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Why would god tempt me with such a beautiful creature
thats not god...thats a man.
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:45 pm to Burt Reynolds
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It's honestly a metaphysical philosophical debate
It's a paradox really. Why would god tempt me with such a beautiful creature
OK, then what would you do? This beautiful creature as you describe her is standing there naked as can be wit ha a hard on they want you to take care of. Being that you say your straight, what's your move at that point?
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:46 pm to UL-SabanRival
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I don't want Rickety Crickety. I want you.
Tell you what. You want in one hand and shite in the other. We'll see which one fills up the fastest.
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:46 pm to CunningLinguist
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is there a point to this thread besides attention whoring?
I've gotten several lulz out of it. That's enough of a point for me.
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:48 pm to Burt Reynolds
So Burt, weren't you reticent to wander around in a red light district that is known for being a minefield of aids and random stabbings?
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:49 pm to Darth_Vader
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OK, then what would you do? This beautiful creature as you describe her is standing there naked as can be wit ha a hard on they want you to take care of. Being that you say your straight, what's your move at that point?
Assuming the wiener is flaccid and tucked surgically. I would just proceed to penetration
This post was edited on 8/19/14 at 2:51 pm
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:50 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
To answer one of your porn questions.
What Burt did was less gay than watching 3 guys bang one chick. That's the type of trailer park porn Tigerlee watches in Pineville
What Burt did was less gay than watching 3 guys bang one chick. That's the type of trailer park porn Tigerlee watches in Pineville
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:51 pm to CunningLinguist
To see what guys would be ok with a handy from another guy.
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:51 pm to Darth_Vader
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OK, then what would you do? This beautiful creature as you describe her is standing there naked as can be wit ha a hard on they want you to take care of. Being that you say your straight, what's your move at that point?
If we keep going with all these descriptive scenarios, we're all going to be a little gay by the time this thread dies.
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:52 pm to Burt Reynolds
It does make you gay. Dumb was a trait before you entered the country. The regret proves you like a good game of guy dice played on your head. I'm surprised you didn't try to stick this story up your arse. Probably because you have crammed enough stuff up there already. Next time you head over to Thailand.. the lady part will be optional, Perez Hilton. 
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:52 pm to Burt Reynolds
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I'm 100% strait.
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:52 pm to Burt Reynolds
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Assuming the wiener is flaccid and tucked surgically. I would just penetrate
So you're saying you would have anal sex wit ha person you know to me a male so long as they had dressed themselves to where they look female?
And what happens when they become aroused and it's no longer tucked and flaccid. It's at full attention and they want you to take care of it as they took care of yours. What happens then?
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:53 pm to Burt Reynolds
Double Post
This post was edited on 8/19/14 at 2:55 pm
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:54 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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If we keep going with all these descriptive scenarios, we're all going to be a little gay by the time this thread dies.
I'm just trying to figure out he can talk about kissing, HJ's and now penetrating dudes on the one hand while also claiming to be 100% straight.
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:54 pm to Darth_Vader
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Tell you what. You want in one hand and shite in the other. We'll see which one fills up the fastest.
Aw, come on, man. If you bend over and arch your back, it will look just like a chick's arse. Then we'll see what fills up fast.
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