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Times you wanted to KYS as a kid
Posted on 4/7/17 at 10:27 am
Posted on 4/7/17 at 10:27 am
Getting into a carpool just as "Fresh Air" begins on NPR radio.
Happy Friday.
Happy Friday.
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Posted on 4/7/17 at 10:28 am to S
When the parents threw away my pron stash. There was no longer any meaning to life.
Posted on 4/7/17 at 10:31 am to S
I can't really think of any. I wanted to run away several times to escape my older sister. She was a super bitch when we were kids.
As an adult, I have moments where I feel pretty apathetic about remaining alive, but it's not really the same as actively wanting to die.
As an adult, I have moments where I feel pretty apathetic about remaining alive, but it's not really the same as actively wanting to die.
Posted on 4/7/17 at 10:32 am to S
catching the 14 year old boner 73 seconds before the bell rings
Posted on 4/7/17 at 10:33 am to S
One time I was walking home from school, with my trumpet in tow, and two little shitheads jumped out of the bushes and threw a dead rat at me.
But joke's on them because they picked up a dead rat. I can only hope they got all the AIDS.
But joke's on them because they picked up a dead rat. I can only hope they got all the AIDS.
Posted on 4/7/17 at 10:33 am to S
Kentuckies?
Posted on 4/7/17 at 10:33 am to S
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Times you wanted to KYS as a kid
When Michael Jordan decided to play baseball
Posted on 4/7/17 at 10:34 am to S
One Christmas, I got up early to find nothing but some underwear & a lame board game in my Santa stack. It had a note on top that I couldn't read because it was written in cursive. I was up for about 3 hours before anyone else got up, and contemplated walking to the North Pole to burn that shite down. Had to wait on my older siblings to get up to read the note. Turns out, the note was telling me to go outside and check the patio. There was a sweet go-kart that I had been begging for for a long time. A plan for mass murder of a fat man and a bunch of elves turned into the best Christmas ever. 
This post was edited on 4/7/17 at 11:18 am
Posted on 4/7/17 at 10:35 am to S
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Getting into a carpool just as "Fresh Air" begins on NPR radio.
What a privileged childhood.
Jk, I was privileged too
Posted on 4/7/17 at 10:35 am to Spaulding Smails
Aunt Viv switcharoo on fresh prince had me locked in a closet listening to a cassette tape of Pearl Jam's Black on repeat.
Posted on 4/7/17 at 10:37 am to LigerFan
when i came home from school, went up stairs, and saw my ginger lynn vhs porn tape sitting on my dresser. my mom found it, and let me know she found it, and i dreaded the inevitable talk.
Posted on 4/7/17 at 10:41 am to S
When blowing in the NES and tape still wouldn't get Conta to quit blinking.
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:17 am to S
When I was a teen I took some X by myself. After feverishly masturbating a couple times I found myself writing a suicide note. I snapped out of it when the pen started testing up the paper. I never took X alone again.
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:19 am to rantfan
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When I was a teen I took some X by myself. After feverishly masturbating
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:26 am to S
1st grade.
I was pretty sure I sharted in class and panic set in. Asked to go to the bathroom so I could survey the damage. I get in the stall and sure enough there is shite in my tighty whiteys. Made the only decision a kid can make at that point, I had to ditch the underwear. So I'm in the stall and proceed to taking off my undies when the PeeWee football team made up of 5th and 6th graders starts piling into the bathroom. Turns out it was team picture day so they're all in there changing into their football uniforms. I sat in that stall praying I wouldn't be discovered for about an hour. Haven't fully trusted a fart since. Can't even remember what excuse I gave to the teacher as to why I was gone so long
I was pretty sure I sharted in class and panic set in. Asked to go to the bathroom so I could survey the damage. I get in the stall and sure enough there is shite in my tighty whiteys. Made the only decision a kid can make at that point, I had to ditch the underwear. So I'm in the stall and proceed to taking off my undies when the PeeWee football team made up of 5th and 6th graders starts piling into the bathroom. Turns out it was team picture day so they're all in there changing into their football uniforms. I sat in that stall praying I wouldn't be discovered for about an hour. Haven't fully trusted a fart since. Can't even remember what excuse I gave to the teacher as to why I was gone so long
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:28 am to Evil Little Thing
quote:Can someone go remove any sharp objects from dude's house?
I can't really think of any. I wanted to run away several times to escape my older sister. She was a super bitch when we were kids.
As an adult, I have moments where I feel pretty apathetic about remaining alive, but it's not really the same as actively wanting to die.
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:29 am to Spaulding Smails
quote:
When Michael Jordan decided to play baseball
When Michael Jordan decided to come back to basketball and stopped my Jazz and tGOAT pg from winning a championship in both '97 and '98.
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:29 am to ReauxlTide222
That's a gal. What she's describing is PMS
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