re: Times as a young one when Mom embarrassed you

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My mom told a Sonic worker "I hope you die and I'll see you in hell"

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Please tell me she was smoking a Camel with no filter at the time

My mom took a job at my elementary (k-8)school when I was 11, school guidance counselor. That was embarrassing itself.
It was a Catholic school and that year they decided to teach us about our changing bodies...she taught the class. While I sat mortified silent with my head down, in a circle with my classmates everyone else was giggling and wispering.
It gets worse.
My mom gave everyone except me detention for acting out.

I left a graphic porno mag on the counter.

i grew up without a mother, but I had a swarm of aunts who took on that role in my life. Most of you had one mother so only one person to dole out the mama brand of embarrassment. I had 4 aunts that I consider my mother, so there's 4 times the embarrassment.

Here are a few of my favs:

Anyone remember when DQ called its burgers Braziers??? Well they did. In my small town the cool older kids worked at a DQ. One time at the drive thru my aunt was trying to order something called "bra sures". A lot of bra Sures all with different condiments. Me and my cousin kept yelling just call it a hamburger, to no avail. By the time we got to the pick up window, the crew was in stitches - of course I was recognized and spent the next years of HS being asked if my bra was sure it could handle double meat or if my bra was sure it could hold my tits blah blah blah.

On vacation staying at a Holiday Inn, my uncle got a bad case of the runs. We were all in one room,aunt uncle 2 cousins and me. I refused to use the bathroom bc it was like a gas chamber. Remember how those old holiday inns had the rooms right next to the pool?? Well my aunt starts cussing and standing at the door fanning it to remove the odor. People hanging at the pool were dying laughing. Finally, she grabs me, pajama clad, drags me past these people into the lobby to use that restroom. That was probably 40 years ago and those stares are seared in my memory.

This is more recent, but at a family funeral, I swear I go to 3 or 4 a year these days. One of my aunts means over and makes an apropo statement about the deceased and I can't help myself from laughing. As we are walking out she's getting some bad stares and then she says to me - Mercy, that was not a nice thing to say. So I look like the arse.

I could go on and on and on, but I don't want to.

My mom used to tell me to go play in traffic

One time two buddies and I were playing Sega in my room and my mom started bitching at me from the other room about chores I didn’t do so I ignored her. Well she comes to my door and makes sure I heard her and kinda embarrasses me, so 13 year old me thought I’d be cool and when she walked away I said “I hate that bitch” under my breath not knowing she was standing by the door. Well momma heard that shite and comes storming back in the room and yells “I’ll show you what bitch to hate” and drug me out of my room by my hair into the hall and beat the shite out of me in front of my two buddies. I’ll never forget the look on their faces

Oh and that was the first and last time I ever called my mom a bitch