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Time machine thread, where would you go and when?

Posted on 3/22/20 at 1:00 am
Posted by white beans
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Posted on 3/22/20 at 1:00 am
It has to be Rome for me, in Caesar’s time as a General in Gaul. What a fricking trip that must have been for a soldier in those legions. Wrecking shite and rolling in the spoils, simpler times lads.

Posted by rondo
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Posted on 3/22/20 at 1:04 am to
6 months from now to know when this shite is all over


Eta: hopefully
This post was edited on 3/22/20 at 1:05 am
Posted by TrimTab
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Posted on 3/22/20 at 1:05 am to
Late 1950’s hopping trains and hitchhiking out West with Jack Kerouac. Get drunk all the way to California and then go sit on top of a mountain in the High Sierras and meditate.
Posted by BeachDude022
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Posted on 3/22/20 at 1:07 am to
Passed this shite currently
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 3/22/20 at 1:09 am to
Do I get to keep my current knowledge of world events?

That would influence my answer.
Posted by diddlydawg7
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Posted on 3/22/20 at 1:10 am to
I'd go to whatever year the next NCAA football game comes out.
Posted by BARNEYSTINSON
Member since Oct 2011
772 posts
Posted on 3/22/20 at 1:10 am to
I’d go back in time to fricking punch the dumb arse that ate the cat that caused this crap.
Posted by lsudave1
Baton Metairie
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 3/22/20 at 1:11 am to
November 2019 in Wuhan China to slap that bowl of goddamned bat soup off the table and save March Madness and many lives.
Posted by Ac16
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2011
793 posts
Posted on 3/22/20 at 1:39 am to
Poland circa 1939
Posted by Bigbee Hills
Member since Feb 2019
1531 posts
Posted on 3/22/20 at 2:41 am to
I would go back to the fairly-newly settled, east central Mississippi interior flatwoods region (and culture) (except for slaves) during the 20 years or so before the great war of the states.

I mean, I wouldn't spit on blacks or anything like that- nothin' like that- but in many ways, the hill country folk of interior Mississippi woods were one and the same, and things operated much differently than they did in the flatland- and still do to a certain extent (if you're from or are deeply experienced with living in Mississippi then you'll probably know what I mean.)

For one thing, the overwhelming majority of the people were dirtfloorcracker-poor, but also from reading quite a few books about that time period and locale (especially books centered around conservation, hunting and fishing), to me, life seemed so romantic in that little corner of the world. (Less so for black folks, and Native Americans but I digress.)

Game was still plentiful, fish were still toxaphene free, the land was still wild and up for grabs, and yet the people of the countryside had some "modern" conveniences that made life much more bearable than say, 50 years earlier.

But mainly, it was the simplicity of the wildness and freeness of the bountiful land, and also, admittedly, the land and the people are ones that I'm very much connected to; if for no other reason then because many cultural norms we still practice today in rural Mississippi life were shaped by those people and times.

Sure, even though the only realistically viable treatment for a fella who'd found himself with a bad case of gangrene while also being situated deep inside the interior Mississippi flatwoods area was a regimen of milk, cream and alcohol, at least it was homemade milk, cream and alcohol.

It was country.

The book, "I Will Lift Up Mine Eyes Unto the Hills" by Gene Nunnery (author of the book, "The Old Pro Turkey Hunter") is, IMO, the best book I've ever read for a detailed look into the humdrum daily life of the central Mississippi Hill Country folk- white and black and red folk- but finding it for sale will be difficult.

Given my worldview and the ideal life that I think I'd like to live and given the things I hold valuable in my life the older I get, it just seems like back then, if a fellow died an old man (and that's a big "if") then he did it after living a life that was well worth it... and well-gained, too.

Much simpler times, indeed.
Posted by AllDayEveryDay
Nawf Tejas
Member since Jun 2015
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Posted on 3/22/20 at 2:52 am to
1960s. Best music, best drugs, best frickin muscle cars. I was born in the wrong time period
Posted by ManBearTiger
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Posted on 3/22/20 at 3:24 am to
I would travel back in time to before Fight Club was published, with a copy, and type a manuscript out and send to a publisher. Become rich as frick and make sure Palahnuik's other shite never leaves his WordPress page.

Perhaps travel further back and do the same to Steven King- with heavy edits.

At some point make a foray into filmmaking and "write" Good Will Hunting- save the world from both Matt Damon and Ben Affleck.

I'd also beat the Wachowski's to the punch on The Matrix, just to erase the sequels.

This post was edited on 3/22/20 at 3:25 am
Posted by Nono
Member since Nov 2017
4820 posts
Posted on 3/22/20 at 3:49 am to
1946-1960 to watch baseball.
Posted by sabes que
Member since Jan 2010
10156 posts
Posted on 3/22/20 at 6:30 am to
What type of “modern conveniences” would they have had in Mississippi in the god damn 1840s?
Posted by SpidermanTUba
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Member since May 2004
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Posted on 3/22/20 at 6:38 am to
quote:

6 months from now to know when this shite is all over




Yep. Whenever it ends it's gonna be party time.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 3/22/20 at 6:42 am to
I would go back and make sure that priest didn't save Hitler when he was only 4 y/o.
Posted by Tempratt
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Member since Oct 2013
13289 posts
Posted on 3/22/20 at 6:43 am to
I'd like to see how I die and see whats living on earth about 500000 to 1000000 from now.
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 3/22/20 at 6:46 am to
I’d go back 66 million years ago to see the life forms that were wiped out by the asteroid impact.
Posted by Commander Data
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Dec 2016
7289 posts
Posted on 3/22/20 at 7:46 am to
I would go back to meet the man Jesus of Nazareth.
Posted by RealityTiger
Geismar, LA
Member since Jan 2010
20437 posts
Posted on 3/22/20 at 7:51 am to
I'd go back a year to last summer, and bet everything I could possibly get on Joe Burrow winning the Heisman and LSU winning the title.
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