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re: Thought I was White but Ancestry.com proves I'm 1 percent Black African!

Posted on 9/26/18 at 10:17 am to
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56158 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 10:17 am to
quote:

Somebody somewhere finds that offensive.


I'm 1 percent Black African, so, I can't be offensive or racist when it comes to Race Talk.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
23375 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 10:19 am to
Does the Ancestry test just give everyone an automatic 1% African slice?
Posted by eatpie
Kentucky
Member since Aug 2018
1583 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 10:20 am to
quote:

Thought I was White but Ancestry.com proves I'm 1 percent Black African!


From what I read, everybody gets the 1% added, just to frick with your head and to make it PC. Something about we al came from there. A substantial portion also had neanderthal 1% as well.

You're still not special, but you're certified.

Keep that paper with you at all times, so you can "Whip it out" and prove it when you you words someone doesn't think you are entitled to.
This post was edited on 9/26/18 at 10:22 am
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15825 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 10:20 am to
quote:

I'm 1 percent Black African, so, I can't be offensive or racist when it comes to Race Talk.


The other 99% can be.
Posted by Das Jackal
Da Bayou
Member since Sep 2011
2653 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 10:21 am to
Well now you can walk through the supermarket with your phone on speaker hurling obscenities as you shop.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56158 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 10:26 am to
quote:

Does the Ancestry test just give everyone an automatic 1% African slice?


WHAT??!!

NO !!!

DON'T TRY TO TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME MOTHERfrickER!
Posted by Thias2685
Member since Sep 2012
2706 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 10:26 am to
Everyone has East African ancestry.
Posted by OKTGR580
Baton Rouge to Houston, TX
Member since Apr 2018
6318 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 10:29 am to
We don’t serve your kind in the front. use the back door and we’ll be glad to make your order to go.
This post was edited on 9/26/18 at 10:30 am
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 10:40 am to


A fool and his money.
Posted by GouxRoux
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2007
161 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 10:43 am to
Give it time. They might change it out. They told my wife she was 1% African then adjusted it later. Too bad the divorce had already been finalized.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79784 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 10:48 am to
Some Désirée’s Baby type shite there.
Posted by DawgGONIT
Member since May 2015
2961 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 10:59 am to
My nukka
Posted by Kjun Tiger
Member since Dec 2014
2147 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 11:01 am to
You no longer have to tip!
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
63086 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 11:06 am to
quote:

Time to change your name to Malt Liquor.


That seems kinda racist.

Thunderbird would be more correct.
Posted by Cannon style
Homer,La.
Member since Sep 2018
1582 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 11:07 am to
You gonna not work now live off my taxes,,sag your pants, DROP babies like flies so I can support
This post was edited on 9/26/18 at 11:10 am
Posted by DeltaDoc
The Delta
Member since Jan 2008
16953 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 11:08 am to
I’m a little north of 1% Congan.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30430 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 11:08 am to
All the womenz say I'm half black, you know what I mean Baw
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
63086 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 11:23 am to
quote:

All the womenz say I'm half black, you know what I mean Baw




All the womenz say I'm half donkey, you know what I mean Baw*




*means I am an arse when I want to be.
Posted by Geauxboy
NW Arkansas
Member since Oct 2006
4856 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 11:36 am to
quote:

Not where it counts though, right?


Awesome. Well played.
We'd all like that extra 1%.
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
21840 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 11:45 am to
Are we talking North African, or Sub-Sahara?

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