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re: Thought I was going to see the groom fight at a wedding reception tonight
Posted on 11/11/18 at 6:36 pm to Eightballjacket
Posted on 11/11/18 at 6:36 pm to Eightballjacket
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wedding reception
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ex-boyfriend
why tho
Posted on 11/11/18 at 6:54 pm to Eightballjacket
Sunday night wedding.
Brides ex-boyfriend in attendance.
Sounds like one classy event to me
Brides ex-boyfriend in attendance.
Sounds like one classy event to me
Posted on 11/11/18 at 6:57 pm to PowerTool
Good Lord, I've never even heard of a "money dance" at a wedding.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 7:19 pm to SoFla Tideroller
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Trashiest wedding I ever attended was one with the mother in law straddling the groom in the closet at the reception. But thats the short st
We got time for the long one. Spill it.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 7:21 pm to SoFla Tideroller
Posted on 11/11/18 at 8:08 pm to Eightballjacket
I saw the father of the bride go toe to toe with his new son in law after the vows.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 9:03 pm to Morty
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Sunday night wedding.
Brides ex-boyfriend in attendance.
Sounds like one classy event to me
Wedding was on a Saturday night.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 9:07 pm to Eightballjacket
I've been to over two dozen of my ex-girlfriends weddings not counting when some of them remarried
Posted on 11/11/18 at 9:45 pm to Eightballjacket
My cousin married a guy behind his trailer. The guy had shot a deer earlier so the ceremony had to be pushed back b/c he had to clean it. Natty lite was the ok nly drink available after the ceremony.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 9:53 pm to Fun Bunch
Well it worked he's not full of the gay.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 9:54 pm to rickyh
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Who invited him? Someone has 0 class.
It was either the bride or groom's brother/cousin/father.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 9:55 pm to Morty
Dont forget money dance that is class bro..
Posted on 11/11/18 at 10:31 pm to Morty
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Trashiest wedding I ever attended was one with the mother in law straddling the groom in the closet at the reception. But thats the short story
quote:
We got time for the long one. Spill it.
Yeah, no lie. I got nowhere to be.
If there was ever an appropriate time for a "spinoff thread", this is it.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 10:54 pm to porkrind
Where was your/this wedding at?? Ha
Posted on 11/12/18 at 7:48 am to TOSOV
Montgomery county Arkansas.
Forgot to mention the trash wedding ring. Instead of a diamond it was a faceted Arkansas quartz crystal.
Actual photo of ring

Forgot to mention the trash wedding ring. Instead of a diamond it was a faceted Arkansas quartz crystal.
Actual photo of ring

Posted on 11/12/18 at 8:55 am to porkrind
How old was this broad? Damn 
Posted on 11/12/18 at 9:00 am to Eightballjacket
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During the money dance, the bride's ex-boyfriend was getting a little close to the bride. Or that's what the groom thought. Groom got mad, grabbed a beer bottle from the cooler and threw it at the ex. Ex yelled, "I ain't getting something I haven't already got." The ex had to be forcibly removed while the groom was restrained.
The money dance might be the trashiest part. The only way this is trashier would be if the ex was a cousin.
Posted on 11/12/18 at 9:08 am to Eightballjacket
I once went to a wedding reception with a scarecrow building competition, sparklers, and a kickball tournament. BEST WEDDING EVAH!
That couple is still married almost a decade later and has 3 kids with a 4th on the way.
That couple is still married almost a decade later and has 3 kids with a 4th on the way.
Posted on 11/12/18 at 9:09 am to porkrind
You didn't tell us it was your grandmother who was getting married.
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