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re: Those with kids, at what age did you start locking your own bedroom door again
Posted on 11/15/17 at 7:57 am to shotcaller1
Posted on 11/15/17 at 7:57 am to shotcaller1
Strange question you ask.
Posted on 11/15/17 at 7:59 am to shotcaller1
We didn't; we laid down rules and one was don't enter our bedroom without knocking......or you could die.....it worked 
Posted on 11/15/17 at 7:59 am to MorbidTheClown
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So never?
close to it. but, i have kids so....
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So never
Posted on 11/15/17 at 8:01 am to ksayetiger
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1.8
Thank you for not saying 34 months.
This post was edited on 11/15/17 at 8:03 am
Posted on 11/15/17 at 8:01 am to TopWaterTiger
You mean "at what age did you start locking your kids doors from the outside?"
Posted on 11/15/17 at 8:54 am to shotcaller1
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Wife and I live alone now and lock the door. I honestly think it would be creepy to wake up and have someone standing over me
I live alone and find it weird to close any interior doors.
Posted on 11/15/17 at 8:55 am to OysterPoBoy
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The only time we lock the door is for sex. Poor door has forgotten what it feels like to be locked
Although I haven't scientifically polled married men, I bet 97% of heterosexual married men in the U.S. have exactly the same sentiments.
This post was edited on 11/15/17 at 8:56 am
Posted on 11/15/17 at 8:57 am to Hammond Tiger Fan
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Although I haven't scientifically polled married men, I bet 97% of heterosexual married men in the U.S. have exactly the same sentiments.
Sure am glad I'm part of the 3% who knows how to get my wife into the mood for sex
Posted on 11/15/17 at 8:58 am to onelochevy
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When they can walk you better lock that door when you’re going to pound town on the Mrs
This is the only time our door gets locked.
So for about 45 seconds every 6 months?
Posted on 11/15/17 at 9:16 am to BigPerm30
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It can be traumatic for a kid to watch his mommy deep throating a cock.
or educational
Posted on 11/15/17 at 9:16 am to shotcaller1
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Those with kids, at what age did you start locking your own bedroom door again
You don't have to worry about locking your door as long as you remember to lock the baby cage.
Posted on 11/15/17 at 9:20 am to BigPerm30
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It can be traumatic for a kid to watch his mommy deep throating a cock.
Little Johnny wakes up in the middle of the night to go pee. As he's walking down the hall he hears noises and looks into his parents' bedroom. Little Johnny stomps off muttering, "And she yells at me for sucking my thumb"
Posted on 11/15/17 at 9:23 am to shotcaller1
teach them to knock.
and there's
No need to lock
and there's
No need to lock
Posted on 11/15/17 at 9:56 am to shotcaller1
After my divorce, I had a chick stay over sometimes. She had young kids.
I warned the kids multiple times that you always knock before you entered a room.
Well one night i’m giving their mom the business and the door Bursts open mid hump, and the 9 year old boy’s eyes go wide at me just pummeling his mom. She threw the sheet over us but it was too late.
Every time I looked in that kids eyes after that I could just see the lifetime of scars and therapy.
Still makes me chuckle
I warned the kids multiple times that you always knock before you entered a room.
Well one night i’m giving their mom the business and the door Bursts open mid hump, and the 9 year old boy’s eyes go wide at me just pummeling his mom. She threw the sheet over us but it was too late.
Every time I looked in that kids eyes after that I could just see the lifetime of scars and therapy.
Still makes me chuckle
Posted on 11/15/17 at 10:11 am to shotcaller1
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at what age did you start locking your own bedroom door again
What do you mean "again"? Did you lock your bedroom door before you had kids?
Posted on 11/15/17 at 10:12 am to fr33manator
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After my divorce, I had a chick stay over sometimes. She had young kids.
She brought her kids to your house?
Story would have been more credible had you pretended you were at HER house bro, no one does it the other way around when they have kids.
Posted on 11/15/17 at 10:43 am to Green Chili Tiger
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What do you mean "again"? Did you lock your bedroom door before you had kids?
Yes
Posted on 11/15/17 at 10:46 am to shotcaller1
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Yes
Why?
Before we had kids, every room in the house was fair game for the wife and I.
Posted on 11/15/17 at 10:47 am to HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
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She brought her kids to your house?
Yeah, she was staying with her parents at the time.
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